Apocalypse, then transforming into a magical girl

Chapter 192 Tea Party on the Ruins

"No, it's not what you think!"

Lion felt cold sweat trickling down her forehead; she hadn't panicked in a very long time.

She considered herself to have top-notch language skills (mainly a talent for being foul-mouthed), but at this moment, she wasn't quite sure how to explain it best.

"Hey, what are you thinking? I just wanted to smell it to confirm—"

"—We know you're smelling it."

The green-clad magical girl in front of her interrupted her expressionlessly.

"No, that's not what I meant!"

At that moment, the lion saw the two people in front of him whispering loudly: "So that's how she's supposed to be? You never told me—"

"People change, you know. When I first met her, she didn't show this trait at all —"

The wolf looked at them, then at its own sister, its face filled with utter confusion.

"Is there a problem with smelling things? I can smell the people around me too—"

"no the same!"

Xiao Lü and Xia Zhaozhao spoke in unison.

"6

""

The lion took a long breath and then slowly exhaled.

Finally, he lowered his head.

"Huh?"

This time, it was Xiao Lü and her two friends who were stunned.

What's going on? Is she angry? Little Green wondered to herself.

However, upon closer reflection, she realized that when the lion flew in, it had indeed sniffed its own clothes first, and then the wolf's.

Although the action seemed very perverted, upon closer examination—it should be the same as her explanation, and not for any overly perverted reason.

You can't be like a wine taster, tasting the original flavor and then rinsing your mouth with distilled water, can you?

Little Green sighed inwardly, feeling that there was no point in letting this misunderstanding continue. Just as she was about to speak to steer the conversation back on track, the lion, who had been looking down, suddenly raised his face.

A salty smile was now on his face.

"Hehehe—I'm the little pervert from 'Where Did the Pervert Come From!'!"

She let out a strange cry and lunged at Xiao Lü and Xia Zhaozhao with bared teeth and claws!

—They've given up entirely.

Chaos erupted.

after a while.

The misunderstanding was finally cleared up (probably), and Little Green followed the lion and the wolf out of the bedroom and into the living room.

The living room also features huge floor-to-ceiling windows, outside which is an abandoned garden, where all the plants and trees have withered.

Inside the living room, a set of huge leather sofas surrounded a coffee table, on which were scattered a few open comic books. In the corner was a large table piled with miscellaneous supplies.

Xiao Lü immediately noticed the two contradictory styles of arrangement in the villa: one area was meticulously arranged with only minor asymmetry; the other was a mess, as if it had just been chewed by a dog. It was obvious which side was the work of the wolf and which of the lion.

Xia Zhaozhao sank into the sofa with a satisfied sound, sprawling like a slime.

"So comfortable—"

'

Xiao Lü poked her with her fingertip, signaling her to be mindful of her image, since it was her first visit.

Xia Zhaozhao simply waved her hand dismissively, indicating that the wolf didn't care about this, and then greeted the woman in front of her in a simple and honest manner.

"Long time no see, Lion."

"Hmm, long time no see, Shrike." The lion looked at her with great interest.

"He seems to have gotten stronger."

"Of course! I'm much better than before! Oh, and thank you for your previous..."

Xia Zhaozhao was about to say something when Shi shut her up with a casual remark.

"But her appearance hasn't changed at all compared to a few years ago; she hasn't grown at all."

"ha?"

—So direct? This guy's way of speaking is really ruthless.

Xia Zhaozhao was speechless for a long time after being choked up. She wanted to make a few excuses, but in the end she just sighed and awkwardly changed the subject.

"Speaking of which, didn't you used to live in another villa?"

"Oh, that one."

The lion waved its hand dismissively.

"When the apocalypse came, the wolf was startled by these completely different monsters. The fight was so loud that it destroyed its home in the process."

The wolf lowered its head somewhat embarrassed.

—Destroying the house? In that case, it seems like we could change the code name to Husky or Beagle. No, their personalities are completely different; it's just that they occasionally accidentally collapse the house. Little Green was thinking about these strange things.

"Ah—okay."

"But it's not a big deal, it's just that a house was demolished."

The lion spoke as casually as if he were talking about what he had for lunch.

"Later we searched all over Longshan for a place to live, and finally we moved here. To be honest, I've wanted to buy this place for a long time, but now that the apocalypse is here, I've even saved money."

Looking at the unkempt, wealthy man in front of her, Xia Zhaozhao was momentarily at a loss for words.

Then, the lion's attention shifted to Little Green.

"By the way, this must be Mayfly, right? I heard from the wolf that he's a boy~" The lion's voice was lazy, and his curious gaze turned to Little Green.

Xiao Lü gently shook her head: "I'm already a corporate slave, it'll feel really strange to be called that."

Then, she subtly observed the woman in front of her out of the corner of her eye.

Clearly, this "older sister" was younger than him.

His skin was somewhat pale, the kind of color that comes from years of lack of sunlight, but it was clearly not a sign of illness or weakness.

Her long, flaxen hair, the same color as a wolf's, was casually draped over her shoulders. The hair was shiny and not frizzy at all, and it seemed to be naturally so rather than being neglected.

He was wearing a shirt that was more than a size too big, and the buttons were fastened incorrectly, making him look quite unkempt.

Moreover—its size is also quite un-magical girl-like.

Forget about such details. Let's get down to business first.

"By the way, we're from Xinmao City—"

"Wolf, I'm hungry."

The lion waved his hand, interrupting her without any politeness, and then touched his belly, acting coquettishly towards the wolf.

"

""

"Uh-huh.

""

The wolf responded.

"And bring up a case of beer while you're at it."

The wolf went to the cellar.

After some time, a bunch of potatoes and beer floated around me, and I walked up.

The beer was placed on the table, and then the potatoes and the wolf floated into the kitchen.

What a convenient ability, thought Little Green.

"At the beginning of the apocalypse, we salvaged an abundance of potatoes from a warehouse that would last eight lifetimes," the lion explained with a smile.

"You guys probably haven't eaten much either, right? Come and try Wolf's cooking first."

"We are so sorry for the poor hospitality. Your arrival was too sudden, and we were completely unprepared."

That's not wrong. Little Green nodded.

"It was indeed a bit rushed. However, we do have a purpose in coming here this time."

She got up and walked to where the luggage had been. Actually, "luggage" wasn't quite the right word; these were things they had taken from the train to bring to Lion.

She handed a Shannon counter to the lion.

Then, he briefly introduced Bai Shuyuan's theories on "information pollution" and "reality stability" to Lion in his own style.

"Oh? You can actually make such a convenient thing using this kind of insect? That's amazing!"

She took the biopunk-style counter and played with it in her hand.

This one is a bit bigger than the one Xiao Lv has. Xiao Lv thinks it's probably because they put more nutrient solution inside to increase battery life.

"Was it made by that magical girl named Wren from your side?"

"right."

Little Green nodded.

"However, every three weeks or so, at most one month, you need to take it back to the wren to change the nutrient solution."

"Oh, it's like raising fish."

The lion casually replied, and effortlessly tossed the troublesome matter aside.

"This is a small matter; my little sister can handle it."

She fiddled with a switch on the device, and the screen lit up.

The numbers jumped briefly before stabilizing.

【0.91】

The default mode is environmental detection. Xia Zhaozhao leaned closer to take a look and exclaimed in surprise.

Wow, that's so tall!

"It's really high," Little Green thought. "It seems the Longshan stronghold is quite secure."

The lion didn't seem interested in the environmental readings; she switched to biodetection mode and went into the kitchen.

A moment later, it bounced back to Xiao Lü and Xia Zhaozhao and pointed the probe at them.

"Hmm————19.70——————17.11————"

"As expected, my little sister is the strongest! Her combat power is 27.99!"

"Uh—this isn't combat power," Xia Zhaozhao corrected.

"Our local white-winged wrens—that's what we call 'little white wrens'—have a population of over one hundred."

"?"

However, the surprise didn't linger on her face for long. She pointed the steel probe at herself.

The numbers on the screen fluctuated for a while, then finally stabilized.

【6.00】

"Huh?" Xia Zhaozhao's mouth dropped open in shock.

"No, a normal person's value shouldn't exceed 1, right? When I'm not transformed—"

"Hehe, small fry, small fry."

"—It's been so many years, you've become so pathetic." Xia Zhaozhao sighed, completely giving up the struggle.

She'd been called that more than once, and she'd gotten used to it.

After a moment's thought, the lion offered a possible answer.

"Although I can't transform now, I still have the buffs from Kaka and the others."

Before she could finish speaking, she stood up in full view of everyone.

Immediately afterwards, she bent one leg and suddenly exerted force! She soared into the sky and precisely pinched the chandelier on the ceiling, which was five meters high, with two fingers.

Then, using two fingers, he did dozens of pull-ups in a row.

Xia Zhaozhao was stunned.

"What... what's going on?"

"A wish, a wish."

The lion nimbly jumped down from the chandelier and landed steadily on the ground.

"I bet it's because those guys who got buffed by Kaka will have this stat become stronger~"

She began to explain.

The story of the lion making a wish is clearly somewhat heavy, but she told it in a tone as if she were telling a joke.

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