In Douluo Continent, I am the mastermind behind the scenes.

The life of a deity is not as wonderful as one might imagine.

The tasks are never-ending!

A husband who is good for nothing except saying "I like you"!

A vicious boss who only treats them like livestock!

The saying "poverty-stricken couples face a hundred sorrows" perfectly describes this situation.

To be honest, Oscar just didn't experience aristocratic education. He was a food-type soul master with innate full soul power and also obtained the heaven-defying combat soul skill Mirror Sausage. In terms of talent, he wasn't that bad.

Good or bad, the worst thing is comparison!

In the realm of gods... there are many deities like Poseidon, the first sea god, who spent thousands of years defeating one race and one force after another before finally attaining divine status and ascending to the realm of gods!

In comparison, the Oscars are far inferior.

Female deities are not forbidden from remarrying, but... Tang San requires them to maintain the image of the Seven Monsters sharing joys and sorrows, and orders her and Zhu Zhuqing to only uphold the virtues of women for their husbands.

Dai Mubai had his way with all the female priests in the Temple of the God of War, but he wouldn't allow Zhu Zhuqing to go out and have fun.

How ridiculous!

When the three Shrek Seven Devils get together, all they talk about is Soto City. Gods? Ha! More like scoundrels.

I really don't know... how much longer I have to live like this.

Ning Rongrong leaned against the wall, sobbing uncontrollably. Suddenly, the bathroom door was pushed open, and a girl in pink with rabbit ears walked in.

Hmm? Pink dress, white printed tights, bunny ear headband, is that... Xiao Wu?

"Rongrong, what's wrong? Why are you crying here? Did that bastard Oscar bully you?"

Xiao Wu quickly bent down, took out a handkerchief from her bosom, and gently wiped away the tears from Ning Rongrong's eyes.

Even after she became the high and mighty Asura Goddess, and became sworn sisters with the strongest goddess in the God Realm, the God of Life, and stood at the very top of the Douluo World, she never forgot her two best friends.

However... Xiao Wu didn't know that from the moment she became the Asura Goddess, a pitiful, thick wall had separated her from Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing.

Ning Rongrong smiled through her tears and said, "Xiao Wu, I'm fine. I just suddenly remembered some things from the past and some old friends, and I felt a little sad. Oscar is very good to me. He's so timid, how could he bully me?"

Facing her former best friend, Ning Rongrong mustered all her courage to say the most insincere words. The once adorable Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Little Witch had long since had her sharp edges smoothed by time.

"Is that so..."

Xiao Wu, being rather simple-minded, didn't notice the dejected look on Ning Rongrong's face. She quickly grabbed her best friend's arm and helped her up.

"Let's go, Zhuqing has already gone to the Tulip Hotel to order. Today is our girls' get-together. We finally made it to the mortal realm, how can we not have some fun?"

As she spoke, Xiao Wu took Ning Rongrong's arm and stepped out of the restroom.

The scene shifts, and the two "best friends" are seen arm in arm, chatting and laughing as they arrive at the entrance of the Tulip Hotel.

The name of Tulip Hotel dates back ten thousand years. Due to the closure of the Haotian Sect, the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect only had Yu Yuanzhen as a titled Douluo on the surface, so the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School became the nominal "Number One Sect in the World".

In order to make the title of "Number One Sect in the World" truly live up to its name, Ning Fengzhi, who had just secured his position as sect leader, began to develop his business. In less than ten years, he built a vast business empire.

The Tulip Hotel was a product of that time, and at its peak, Tulip Hotel branches were located in every corner of the Douluo Continent.

Compared to Tongtian Pavilion under the Sea God Pavilion, Xiao Wu prefers to eat at Tulip Hotel. After all... it's her own property, and she doesn't want the profits to go to outsiders.

The two "best friends" had just entered the Tulip Hotel when a man dressed as a waiter came out of the kitchen carrying two fragrant... roasted rabbits.

Seeing this, Xiao Wu felt a surge of inexplicable anger welling up inside her. With a quick kick, she sent the waiter crashing into the wall.

The next moment, accompanied by the sound of bones cracking, the waiter felt his internal organs explode, and he was afraid... he wouldn't survive.

"Guards, take this man away... and roast him!"

"Starting today, Shrek City issues a rabbit ban. No one is permitted to capture, hunt, raise, or eat rabbits. Anyone found doing so will be executed by slow slicing!"

Xiao Wu's voice, amplified by the power of the Asura God, resounded throughout the entire Shrek City.

As the scabbard of the Asura Sword, Xiao Wu is nominally the Asura God... but she should only be a part of the Asura God, sharing the Asura God position with Tang San. Although her true cultivation level seems to be less than level 100, under Tang San's full authorization, Xiao Wu can definitely unleash the strength of a God-King. Of course, only for a moment. Under normal circumstances, she can only maintain the strength of a Level 1 God for a long time at most.

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Meanwhile, outside the Lake of Life.

Zhu Ningyun and her group sat around the fire with the high-ranking members of the Soul Beast Clan and the Demon Beast Clan, watching the show that Zhu Ningyun had prepared for them.

The moment Xiao Wu issued the "rabbit ban," everyone in the room turned their attention to... Wang Dong'er, who was gnawing on a spicy rabbit head.

Feeling the gazes of everyone, Wang Dong'er silently put down the spicy rabbit head in her hand, pouted, and said irritably, "You're such a pretentious bitch. If you're really capable, lead the Soft Bone Rabbit clan to the God Realm, kick out the five God Kings, and become the ruler of the God Realm yourself. At that time... don't say we can't eat rabbits, what does it matter if every household worships a rabbit statue?"

"She only knows how to use her power to satisfy her vanity; for that alone, she's unworthy of being called the Asura Goddess!"

Upon hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement, their disdain evident, and their perception of the deity plummeted even further.

Ten thousand years have passed, and you've been a human for ten thousand years. Do you still consider yourself a rabbit?

Just then, Gu Yuena frowned, her gaze unconsciously falling on Zhu Ningyun.

"Is that waiter one of yours?"

Zhu Ningyun looked at Gu Yuena's purple eyes, shrugged, and said nonchalantly, "I do have people at the Tulip Hotel, but that waiter isn't. I wouldn't want my people to die so easily."

"I arranged the whole thing. I had the roasted rabbit prepared in advance. It wasn't a coincidence that the waiter brought the roasted rabbit out of the kitchen the moment Xiao Wu walked in. But what happened afterward was not what I expected. Someone... Hmph, he was just playing himself."

"To be honest, I was also quite surprised that an order like the 'Rabbit Ban' could be issued." (End of Chapter)