In Douluo Continent, I am the mastermind behind the scenes.

Chapter 73. The leaky little girl wants her dad to be someone else's lapdog.

"It's simple, because... I have a bottle too."

As he spoke, Qin Yi took out a small bottle from his storage ring and waved it in front of the girls several times.

Ah this...

Looking at the small bottle in front of her, Qin Mengmeng said thoughtfully, "Dad, since the water from the Mother-Child River can make people pregnant, let's give it to Mom so she can give us a little sister to play with me and Xiaoxue..."

Upon hearing this, the entire banquet hall fell silent. Team leaders and trainees alike put down their chopsticks and pricked up their ears.

Xu Sanshi, the water of the Zimu River, is pregnant... Hmm? It seems they've stumbled upon a shocking piece of gossip.

Upon hearing Qin Mengmeng's words, Qin Yi almost choked. This brat... she really dares to say anything out loud. In front of so many people, she wants to force her mother to drink the Mother-Child River water. She has directly offended two people in one go.

Don't be angry, there's no need to be angry. They're all his own children! If he doesn't spoil his own daughter, who will?

Qin Yi said somewhat helplessly, "Mengmeng, your two mothers are currently in seclusion, preparing to break through to the Quasi-God realm. Five years, at most five years. How about we wait until they break through to the Quasi-God realm before you have a little sister?"

"This is so slow, why don't you just find a concubine for me and Xiaoxue?" Qin Mengmeng pouted, looking unhappy. "I think Aunt Lingxuan is pretty good. Not only is she beautiful, but she's also a Limit Douluo. Marrying her would be a good deal. If Aunt Lingxuan doesn't agree, you can just become a simp. Don't they say that simps always get what they want in the end?"

For a moment, everyone present was stunned by the conversation between Qin Yi and his daughter. The daughter was urging her father to go out and find other women, and even wanted him to be a simp. This... this, it felt like their brains couldn't keep up.

Huh? The object of his affections is a Limit Douluo? That's fine then. If a simp could marry a Limit Douluo, the number of simps on the Douluo Continent would probably skyrocket, enough to stretch from Shrek City to Mingdu.

Qin Yi said irritably, "Mengmeng, there's something you've got wrong. It should be... a simp, a simp, in the end you get nothing. Being a simp has no future. Relationships are about mutual consent. Do you think it's like farming? You can't expect to reap a harvest with one-sided effort?"

"Being a simp, well... it's not necessarily a bad thing!"

Just then, Di Lingxuan, dressed in a wine-red palace gown, stepped out from the crowd and approached Qin Yi. She immediately transformed into a sly woman, her small hands constantly stroking Qin Yi's cheeks. "Qin Yi, if you'll be my devoted follower for a month and a half, I'll marry into your Body Sect after the Soul Master Competition. Pretty good deal, right?"

Qin Yi said coldly, "I already have two beautiful wives at home, both lawfully married into the family, and I haven't yet been their devoted followers. If I agree to your conditions today, what will become of my two wives?"

"Three-legged toads are hard to find, but two-legged women are plentiful. We don't need another one, Di Lingxuan!"

snort!

Di Lingxuan snorted coldly, then gracefully walked back to her seat. Every smile and gesture captivated the hearts of the young men. Many of the male soul masters present wished they could rush out, throw themselves into Di Lingxuan's arms, and shout... "Auntie, I don't want to work hard anymore!"

However... they knew very well that if they did that, they would most likely be crushed to death by Di Lingxuan. They didn't have Qin Yi's cultivation level, nor did they have the background of the Body Sect. They should just focus on cultivating honestly and stop thinking about those other things.

Watching Di Lingxuan's retreating figure, Qin Mengmeng said softly, "Dad, is your reluctance to be a simp really because you're afraid my two mothers will suffer, or because you're afraid of losing face?"

Qin Yi said indifferently, "Disgraceful? Heh, I don't even know where I lost face. I'm not afraid of losing face. If I didn't have a wife, I might actually have agreed to Miss Lingxuan's request."

"Right now... all I want is to treat all my wives equally, without being fickle or greedy. That's my bottom line!"

As soon as he finished speaking, most of the female soul masters present put down their chopsticks and turned their gazes to Qin Yi, their eyes sparkling with admiration.

He doesn't even marry a Limit Douluo, just to treat every wife equally. Who wouldn't love a man like that?

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"Have you heard? The potion that Yu Tianqing gave Xu Sanshi is called the Mother-Child River Water, and it successfully made Xu Sanshi pregnant."

"Have you heard? Yu Tianqing poured the Mother-Child River water into Xu Sanshi's mouth, not only turning him into a woman, but also making him pregnant."

"Have you heard? Yu Tianqing poured the Mother-Child River water into Xu Sanshi's mouth, not only turning him into a woman, but also making him pregnant with Yu Tianlong and Yu Tianqing's child, which is said to be twins."

A whole day had passed. Xu Sanshi finally accepted reality and was about to go downstairs to find something to eat. Just as he stepped down the stairs from the second floor and reached the corner, he heard... the contestants in the lobby on the first floor discussing the matter, and the rumors were getting more and more outrageous.

For a moment, Xu Sanshi felt his blood pressure was about to explode. For a brief moment, he wished he were a woman. A woman getting pregnant would at least have a better reputation.

"Have you heard? Xu Sanshi couldn't take the blow and planned to become a palace eunuch after giving birth. She had a huge fight with Chen Yu over it. Chen Yu is a good girl; even though her fiancé turned out to be a woman and was pregnant with another man's child, she remained devoted to him. And Xu Sanshi? Ha! Not only did she not appreciate it, she even beat Chen Yu and called her a bastard!"

These words were like the last straw that broke the camel's back. Xu Sanshi's tense mind completely relaxed, and he instantly entered his armored state, stepping down the stairs.

When Xu Sanshi saw Yu Tianqing leisurely eating lean meat porridge, he was furious. It was all her fault. It was one thing to feed him the water of the Zimu River, but she also spread rumors here. Her heart was truly despicable!

The Starlight Hotel has two banquet halls. At lunchtime, the Shrek team's youth group happened to be eating in a different banquet hall than the Body Sect team, and they were unaware that all this information was spread through Qin Yi and Qin Mengmeng.

Thinking of this, Xu Sanshi clenched his fists, strode forward, grabbed Yu Tianqing by the collar, and began to repeatedly punch Yu Tianqing in the face with his fists the size of sandbags.

"You... bastard!"

Ignoring his injuries, Yu Tianlong instantly entered the Martial Soul Possession state, and the Thunder Sword in his hand slashed straight at Xu San's stone skull!

(End of this chapter)