Wandering America: My kill threshold is far ahead

This is just too unlucky! Are you sure you didn't wander onto the wrong set?

When the woman saw Super Mario standing outside the restroom door, her emerald green eyes widened in surprise: "Super Mario? Handsome, where did you come from?"

"Madam, I was just looking for a restroom nearby," Majesty shrugged, indicating it was purely coincidental.

"That's great! The faucet in the washbasin is broken. Could you help fix it?"

After a moment's hesitation, Maggie replied to her request, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I'd like to help you, but that's not in accordance with procedure. I need a work order from the company."

"Oh my god, don't be so stubborn." The blonde beauty pulled out tissues one by one from the tissue box to wipe the water droplets from her face and neck. "You're already here, which means it's God's will. I'll contact logistics now, then logistics will report the problem to your company, and your boss will assign you a work order. How long will it take you to fix that damn faucet?"

"I'm in charge here. If you're afraid of taking responsibility, I can write you a disclaimer as your administrative officer."

Hearing this, and seeing that Ma Jieke remained unmoved, the woman decided to resort to wicked thoughts, throwing flirtatious glances as she spoke: "Handsome, please have mercy on me, look at how I look now, this is Anne Fontaine's silk shirt, my favorite one."

I think... could you turn off your high beams first?

Sigh, there's nothing we can do, men are all the same.

I will live for X, I will die for X, and I will fight for X my whole life.

Seeing the change in Ma Jieke's eyes, the blonde beauty immediately walked over, grabbed his arm, and dragged him into the women's restroom.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? This won't do, ma'am."

Ma Jieke's hands were stuck on the door frame. Goodness, are you planning to get yourself involved?

"Hey, come in first." Half-pushing and half-pulling, the woman pulled him inside, pointing to the faucet that had turned into a fountain: "Come on, boy, show your most manly side, take out your tools, and teach this disobedient little bitch a lesson."

Wait... your lines sound so familiar, are you sure you don't have a script?

A middle-aged female executive and special agent, she was said to be extremely repressed.

Forced into this situation, Ma Jie had no choice but to back down, and he pretended to be in a difficult position: "Alright, ma'am, I can make an exception for this, but I won't provide unpaid labor."

Want me to do some work? Pay me first! So what if it's IAA? Even the president has to pay!

"OK, OK." Seeing that Ma Jieke agreed to bypass the procedure, the woman quickly promised, "Just charge me as an emergency repair, but I can't remember how much it is."

"Two thousand dollars, ma'am."

Ma Jie blurted out an outrageous number, even though he had researched the market beforehand and knew it would cost anywhere from $100 to $500 depending on the services offered.

However, this is an emergency repair, and as is customary, a 100% service fee will be charged.

Moreover, since you are a special government unit, doubling the price seems quite reasonable to me.

I thought this woman would argue with me about the price, but she just flipped her hair and said, "No problem, two thousand it is. Please give me a receipt for five thousand US dollars."

Damn! You guys are really good at making money. I was careless. I blame myself for being narrow-minded. I should have added another zero.

The deal was agreed upon, and we started working.

After placing the yellow maintenance warning sign at the entrance of the women's restroom, Ma Jieke crawled under the sink and tightened the water inlet valve at the bottom.

Wait until it stops spitting water before checking the faucet.

It only took half a minute to discover that the nut on the inlet valve was loose, which had pushed the gasket out. The drain pipe and other parts were perfectly fine.

Even if there's a problem, I can't fix it myself. My plumbing skill is only level one, which is only enough to repair some very basic parts.

But to make the other party feel that the money was well spent, they still took out all the repair tools and other equipment, which were scattered all over the floor with a clanging sound.

Then they pretend to be busy, touching and tapping this and that.

The blonde beauty leaned against the wall watching him tinker with the tools, and the more she watched, the more familiar the scene seemed.

The number one fantasy object for women on the North American server is no joke.

As she watched, the woman felt increasingly uncomfortable, and her hands began to wander.

It wasn't until he couldn't help but let out a muffled groan that Ma Jieke heard the noise and turned around, looking completely bewildered.

Their eyes met, and lightning flashed and thunder roared.

Uh... it's going to cost money again, folks. Minors should watch this with a female teacher present.

"Phew..." After working for more than half an hour, the person breathed heavily as he tightened the faucet, making sure that no more water was leaking out, and then put away his repair tools with satisfaction.

Then, looking at the blonde beauty who was tidying her clothes, she said, "Two thousand US dollars, ma'am, I won't charge extra for the second water pipe."

"Okay, sweetheart, come with me to the office to get the money." She seemed a little reluctant to leave, but it was work time now, so she wouldn't unlock any new scenes.

They actually gave him two thousand US dollars without even blinking. Jack Ma also kept his promise and signed a receipt for five thousand US dollars using a fake name.

Leaving the office area, I glanced at the progress bar on the screen, which showed that we were about to break into the immigration bureau's household registration system.

The next choice needs to be made very carefully, and there are two main directions.

One is to become a U.S. citizen; there are a total of three paths.

First, the birthright citizenship principle: as long as you are born in the United States, you automatically acquire citizenship, provided that your father is a U.S. citizen or green card holder, and your mother's status is irrelevant.

Second, the principle of paternity: at least one parent must be a U.S. citizen, and that citizen must have resided in the U.S. for at least 10 years before the child's birth. This is similar to the first principle, except that it no longer restricts women.

Second, naturalization. If you hold a green card and have lived in the country continuously for 5 years, you can apply for citizenship.

Secondly, there is legal permanent residency, commonly known as a green card, which is specifically prepared for immigrants.

There is no difference between the two in terms of status and social welfare. The only difference is that citizens have the right to vote, while green card holders do not.

Given my skin color and actual circumstances, it's definitely better to choose a green card.

As for his family background, Ma Jieke had already made it up.

My parents are both Chinese Americans. A devastating fire destroyed my home.

So I became an orphan, and from a very young age, I began to wander, wandering far away, wandering...

As for other supplementary information, such as birth certificates, death certificates, background checks, and relevant records from the Bureau of Children and Family Services, all of these are generated with a single click using the built-in AI tool, making them virtually indistinguishable from the real thing.

I've already hacked in, so the database is still at my disposal.

As for the name, after thinking about it, I decided not to change it. Jack.Ma is fine. It can be used in both Chinese and English, and I'll absorb some of the good luck of the big shots.

I glanced at the skill countdown; there were less than ten minutes left.

I had originally planned to try and hack into the bank, but there's clearly not enough time now, so I'll have to wait until another opportunity arises.

However, Ma Jieke didn't waste this time and opened the [Research and Development] function.

Based on the system's suggestions, generate a spyware program that can monitor social media apps in real time.

Its function is to steal the email addresses and chat logs of designated users, which seems quite useful.

The display shows that it takes 8 minutes to create, which means that all the value brought by the "superhuman experience" has been fully extracted.

Next, wait for the infiltration mission countdown to complete, and you can reap the five-star skill again.