Douluo: Blade Template, Death Omen Approaching
Chapter 89 Bunny Girl Tang Reimagines Shrek
Chapter 89 Bunny Girl Tang San & Rebuilding Shrek Academy (Together)
"Holy crap, I thought I was abstract enough, but this one is even more heavyweight!! A congenital abstract holy body!" someone in the crowd exclaimed, their voice filled with undisguised surprise and mockery.
"A guy, a bunny girl, hehehe, it's not bad~ The lights are off, it's pitch black, and you can't see anything~" Another voice rang out, with a hint of malicious laughter, seemingly enjoying the scene before him.
"Holy crap, Bu Le, you're really hungry? You like this stuff, buddy???" The person next to him teased, mocking his friend while expressing utter disbelief at the sight before him.
"A free variety show? And that bunny girl up there, holy crap, what is that?"
"This is outrageous! In broad daylight, it's like seeing a ghost!!" someone shouted, their voice filled with shock and disbelief.
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Tang San stood there expressionless, but the shame in his heart was probably overflowing.
At this moment, the crowd that had gathered around was buzzing with excitement! People were pointing and talking, some laughing so hard they were doubled over, while others looked confused and curious.
Clearly, they had never seen such a bizarre sight before. Tang San was dressed as a bunny girl, with makeup that was even more outrageous than flowers, heavy eyeshadow, and bright red lipstick. He looked like a clown.
He wore black fishnet stockings that accentuated his disproportionate physique, and red high heels that clearly didn't fit him properly, making him appear unsteady with every step.
What's most eye-catching is his fake chest. For some reason, they are all different sizes, and the asymmetrical shape looks extremely comical to everyone.
Tang San stood there, becoming the laughing stock in everyone's eyes; he became the perfect spice in this farce.
The scene was absolutely incredible!
It's a completely absurd street comedy, with every detail of Tang San being exaggerated and comical, making people laugh out loud.
Moreover, onlookers said that their eyes had been polluted; the visual impact was like spicy chili sauce that stung their eyes, causing both pain and an irresistible urge to stop.
They rushed around telling everyone, urgently texting their best friends and shouting, "Come quick! I can't keep this to myself, you have to suffer too!"
In no time, this unexpected performance completely blocked the once spacious streets of Soto!
Vehicles could not pass, but pedestrians came in an endless stream, all with curiosity and excitement, eager to witness this rare "spectacle".
"Hahaha! That's hilarious! I love this kind of scene. Hey, you little punk, not bad, you'll get an extra punch today!"
At this moment, Xiao Wu stood on a lavishly decorated chartered car, her laughter as clear as silver bells, her eyes full of mischief and joy.
She looked left and right, clapping and cheering from time to time, she was so happy.
This scene was quite sensational, wasn't it?
The noise, screams, and laughter from the crowd blended into a unique symphony, making the entire street come alive.
She just didn't know if she would be able to see the Blade she longed for day and night in the crowd!
This is her ultimate goal!
Xiao Wu secretly hoped that her eyes would wander through the crowd, hoping to find that familiar figure.
My heart was racing uncontrollably, a mixture of excitement about the chaos and nervousness and anticipation about possibly meeting that person.
However, soon,
A barely perceptible hint of disappointment flashed across Xiao Wu's face. Her gaze swept across the crowd several times, but she still couldn't find a trace of the blade.
But she wasn't angry, nor was she someone who gave up easily. She just felt that she hadn't tried hard enough to make this little scoundrel's scandal known throughout the entire continent!
If this news could spread to every corner, how could Ren remain unmoved?
Moreover, she remembered what the mysterious Blue Silver Sister had once told her, and knew that Blade would definitely come back here.
This belief rallied her, and hope rekindled in her eyes.
So, she decisively raised her hand and commanded Tang San in an unquestionable tone:
"Let's circle Soto one more time, so more people can see this show, then head to Shrek! We'll circle there too!"
After Xiao Wu gave the order, Tang San, the sycophantic driver, immediately gritted his teeth and started running. The vehicle slowly started and continued to travel along the streets and alleys of Soto City.
While maintaining her elegant demeanor, Xiao Wu secretly vowed in her heart that no matter what, she would find the Blade, even if it meant turning the entire continent upside down.
And at this moment,
On the outskirts of Shrek Academy, a tense atmosphere lurked beneath the tranquility.
Blade, Blue Silver Emperor, and Zhu Zhuqing stood on a hill with a wide view, quietly overlooking the entire academy. Their figures cast long shadows in the setting sun, making them appear exceptionally solemn.
Compared to the dilapidated scene in Ren's memory, Shrek Academy is now completely transformed.
Although the college is still located in that rented village, it is clear that many places are under active construction and development.
On campus, new buildings are gradually replacing the old ones. Although still under construction, the grand blueprint for the future is already visible. The hard work of the workers has been poured onto this land full of hope.
Although the academy's faculty isn't particularly strong, the arrival of enrollment season draws a large influx of children from ordinary families, all hoping to find a place at Shrek Academy. The students' eyes are filled with a thirst for knowledge and boundless anticipation for the future.
Frank was not among those receiving students; the other teachers stood at the college entrance, seemingly greeting each student who came to register with the most sincere smiles.
At first glance, they are dressed in neat teacher uniforms or distinctive teaching attire, using warm words and encouraging attitudes to make every new student feel the warmth and inclusiveness of Shrek Academy as much as possible.
Just then, Blue Silver Emperor, who had already known the situation, smiled and spoke softly:
"The teachers at this college are quite knowledgeable. They have lowered the bar for student admissions and no longer set any restrictions. Anyone with a willingness to learn has the opportunity to step into this hall of knowledge."
"Tuition fees have been adjusted to the lowest possible level, which is practically universal education."
She paused, her gaze sweeping over the busy figures, and continued, "Moreover, these teachers dare not slack off in the slightest now."
"They teach and answer questions in the classroom, and in their spare time, they actively use their abilities and status to earn extra money. Without exception, all of these incomes are invested in the continuous development of the academy."
"At the same time, scholarships were also established as required to reward students with excellent academic performance and high moral character. This is undoubtedly a way of paying back the price, returning the blood that has been sucked from ordinary people in society for so many years to society in another form."
A hint of amusement flickered in Blue Silver Emperor's eyes. He turned to Blade and said respectfully, "Master, it's currently the peak season for enrollment here. Although this academy isn't very well-known outside, these recent reforms have undoubtedly acted like a magnet, attracting the attention and footsteps of countless children in the vicinity."
She pointed to the expectant new students and their parents, and then said, "Do you think we need some specific instructions regarding these situations? If so, I can immediately order all the teachers to assemble and listen to your guidance."
Upon hearing this, Ren's gaze merely swept across the area below, landing on the long line of people outside the Shrek Academy gate.
After a long while, he slowly spoke:
"I'm leaving everything here to you."
Blade's gaze shifted slightly, as if he had remembered something, and then he said:
"I remember you mentioned a special program to me before."
Upon hearing this, the Blue Silver Emperor blinked playfully, a sly smile playing on its lips, and nodded slightly.
"That, yes. Considering that some of the initial students at Shrek Academy were of questionable character and had serious problems, I specifically asked Frank to conduct a trial on those students according to his original admission requirements."
She paused, a hint of amusement flashing in her eyes, and continued, "However, I have a small change in mind. I plan to replace Zhao Wuji, who was originally in charge of the trials, with Zhu Qing."
"This way, she can both satisfy her desire to teach that student surnamed Dai a lesson and get some real-world experience."
Upon hearing this, Ren smiled slightly and nodded.
"Tang San should be arriving soon."
Ren spoke softly, his tone tinged with anticipation, and one could even faintly hear a low chuckle.
"Hehe. I'm really looking forward to his performance."
Upon hearing this, a hint of curiosity flashed in Blue Silver Emperor's eyes, and she asked softly:
"Master, are you planning to participate personally?"
Blade gently shook his head:
"No need. He can't even withstand one punch from me now."
"That kind of duel means nothing to me."
He paused, his gaze seemingly piercing through the distance, and then said:
"He has another woman with him, let's have her and Zhu Zhuqing have a match."
"This kind of competition might be more interesting."
Ren thought of Xiao Wu, the girl who always appeared as a pink rabbit. Her various tricks and transformations were truly unexpected.
Recently, her performance in the "abandoned by all" mission has allowed her role-playing progress to steadily increase, albeit slightly.
All of this surprised Ren.
Blue Silver Emperor naturally knew that the blade was pointing at Xiao Wu. She smiled slightly and recalled:
"Yeah, that little girl is really interesting."
"I gave her some life-saving gadgets so she could perform without any worries."
"Her pranks can be really unpredictable at times, and she's quite skilled at being a scoundrel!"
With a hint of appreciation in her smile, she continued:
"On the way to Soto, we heard some funny stories about her, and thinking about them now still makes us laugh out loud."
A sly glint flashed in Blue Silver Emperor's eyes as he suggested, "Furthermore, I think we could have that little girl help oversee some things at Shrek Academy in the future."
"With her around, the lives of some special students in the college will definitely be more vibrant and exciting!"
Blade didn't say anything; his expression remained calm, and he continued to tacitly approve of Blue Silver Emperor's arrangements as always.
After all, he didn't intend to interfere too much with these minor details.
Since he had entrusted the matter entirely to Blue Silver Emperor, he felt at ease letting Blue Silver Emperor handle it.
Zhu Zhuqing listened quietly the whole time, a glint occasionally flashing in her eyes, showing her interest in the conversation.
Because of the Blue Silver Emperor, she naturally knew about Tang San, Xiao Wu, and others. In particular, when she heard about the trial, her competitive spirit was immediately ignited.
Zhu Zhuqing spoke eagerly, her voice filled with excitement and determination:
"Master, leave this trial to me! I will make Tang San, Dai Mubai, and the others truly understand what real terror is!"
Her eyes were filled with excitement; she couldn't wait to show her strength in the trial.
Zhu Zhuqing's tone was full of confidence, even with a hint of arrogance:
"Don't even mention the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, they wouldn't last ten seconds! I'm going to teach them a lesson and show them that there are always people more capable than you!"
After all, she still wanted to give that promiscuous scumbag Dai Mubai a good beating!
Blade's expression remained indifferent, his blood-red eyes revealing no emotional fluctuation. He seemed uninterested in these specific arrangements.
His gaze lingered briefly on the Shrek Academy buildings as he pondered his next move.
After a long silence, he finally spoke, his voice calm yet powerful:
"Zhu Zhuqing, go and test them."
"The mistakes of those teachers should not be ignored."
"According to the mission, the death penalty may be spared, but punishment is inevitable."
Blade's voice carried a hint of coldness. He quickly turned to Blue Silver Emperor and slowly said:
"Blue Silver Emperor, summon them out."
"It's been a long time, it's time for me to test my fists myself."
As soon as he finished speaking, Blue Silver Emperor's eyes lit up when he heard that his master, Blade, was going to take action personally, and his excitement was palpable.
She nodded quickly, her voice a series of soft "hmm" sounds, expressing her absolute support for Ren's decision:
"Master, I will find you a suitable place immediately, where you can punish them with peace of mind!"
The Blue Silver Emperor was filled with reverence and eagerly anticipated what was about to happen.
She could already foresee how shocking and powerful the blade's attack would be; after all, it had been a long time since she had seen her master truly unleash his power!
Zhu Zhuqing felt an overwhelming surge of joy upon seeing this scene.
In her memory, her master Ren's moves were always so elegant yet deadly. Every action was like a meticulously choreographed work of art, pleasing to the eye and breathtaking.
However, in this world, there are very few people or things that can truly provoke him to take action—no, there are none at all!
Therefore, Zhu Zhuqing naturally longed for the opportunity to witness her master's skills firsthand.
Even though these teachers could be easily dealt with by Master Ren with just a flick of his finger, she still longed to see that spectacular scene.
Overwhelmed with excitement, Zhu Zhuqing immediately made up her mind. She was no longer satisfied with the original ten-second plan; instead, she became even more aggressive:
"I'll take care of those guys, including Dai Mubai, in just 2.5 seconds!"
This wasn't just empty talk; upon hearing that her master was going to take action personally, she had already quickly devised a strategy in her mind to defeat her opponent within 2.5 seconds.
The answer was already clearly in her mind: use her lightning speed to directly attack her opponent's vital points, giving them no time to react!
Whatever kind of racist, what kind of dog wears a mask, just beat them all up!!
(End of this chapter)
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