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Chapter 199 Deadpool, Wolverine, and Doom

Chapter 199 Deadpool, Wolverine, and Doom

As soon as Wade stepped onto the stage, his mouth started babbling non-stop, completely disregarding whether anyone could understand what he was rambling on about.

Du Mu, however, discerned something in the conversation. This guy's words were interspersed with complaints about the real world. After all, even actors had come out, which speaks volumes about his ability to break the fourth wall.

But none of that matters.

The important thing is that the lively and talkative person in front of him is a genuine self-healing ability user, which perfectly matches the requirements of his dungeon mission.

Du Mu grinned and cut to the chase: "We can put taking out the Canadians on hold for now. Wade, I see you have extraordinary potential. Interested in joining my team?"

Wade was quite surprised to hear this: "Doom actually formed a team? You didn't see the Fantastic Four being so numerous and powerful, only to get ganged up on by the righteous every time, so you're planning to form your own family, did you?"

Du Mu waved his hand: "I'm not the Du Mu you know. Stop talking nonsense and just tell me if you want to join or not."

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Wade scoffed dismissively, arms crossed, chin held high: "Ha! You think you're just some street thug that anyone can recruit? Listen, even if you were Doom himself, I'd have to think twice! After all, I'm a principled, idealistic superhero destined to become Marvel's Jesus..."

"Each team member will receive ten gold bars."

"Captain! Wade is at your service!"

Wade immediately straightened up and saluted Du Mu.

Logan:

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Have your principles and ideals gone to hell?

Du Mu turned to Logan: "And you, Logan, are you interested in joining my team?"

Logan shook his head: "I don't want to join any more teams..."

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Your debts are wiped clean.

"make a deal!"

As for Victor, it was even simpler. Du Mu didn't give him a chance to choose at all; he just told him to answer yes.

With the addition of the three, half of the mission objective was instantly achieved. All that remains is to find three more mutants with high concentrations of self-healing factors.

Du Mu glanced at the still motionless mute dead body on the ground and asked curiously, "What kind of bullet did you use just now? It actually took down this guy."

Wade chuckled: "The Adamantium bullet is a limited edition I specially sourced from another parallel world to eliminate this piece of shit's dark history. There's only one of it."

"Can an adamantium bullet kill someone with an adamantium skeleton?"

"Of course, unless you shoot Logan in the hardest spot on the forehead like Stryker did, turning him into a homeless, amnesiac stray dog ​​until that big bald Charles takes him home."

Logan: "?"

Wade, completely unconcerned about having just given away the spoiler, grinned and rubbed his hands together as he approached Du Mu: "Hey, Captain, now that I'm officially on the team, shouldn't we get an advance on that ten gold bars signing fee?"

"We'll talk about it after we finish the mission. Don't worry, you'll definitely get your share."

Du Mu waved his hand. He could tell from the look of Wade that he was a shameless person. If he gave the gold bars to him now, the guy would probably turn around and run away.

He was absolutely right; that was exactly what Wade was thinking.

Seeing that he couldn't swindle the gold bars from Du Mu, Wade made no attempt to hide his disappointment.

"So what's our mission? To take down the Fantastic Four or Thanos?"

When Wade brought this up, he instantly perked up again: "To be honest, I've actually disliked that purple sweet potato guy for a long time. In the comics, we're rivals. That guy always wants to be Lady Death's purple mood. Doesn't he ever look in the mirror and see what he looks like? Is he even half as handsome as Grandpa Wade?"

"Are you very handsome?"

Du Mu raised an eyebrow. Wade had just taken off his mask, but he was facing away from them, so they couldn't see his face clearly. All they could see was a red lunar surface. He didn't think that face could be that handsome.

Wade's tone was resolute: "Of course! It's precisely because I'm too handsome that I worry too many girls will fight over me. For the sake of world peace and social stability, I chose to seal away my overflowing good looks with this mask!"

"Yes, that's what I think too." Du Mu, wearing a magic mask, nodded in agreement.

Logan: "

He actually thought the same thing, but he was hampered by not having a mask.

Du Mu realized he had been led astray by Wade and got back to the point: "However, our mission is not to eliminate the others, but to assemble a mutant team composed entirely of people with healing abilities. There must be at least six members, and those with weak healing abilities will not be accepted."

Wade scratched his head: "Healing ability... Besides this mute knock-off on the ground, me, Logan and his good brother, the rest are hard to find. According to the timeline of this universe, it will be at least several decades before Death Woman appears. Are we going to kidnap X-23? But she's still a child, and her timeline is separate, not even in this world."

Decades?

Du Mu raised an eyebrow. To spend decades in this dungeon was worse than death for him.

Suddenly, a thought struck him: "Wait, you can travel to other parallel worlds, right?"

According to Wade's comments, the other party is able to travel to other parallel worlds.

If he could travel to other parallel worlds with Wade, then dungeon missions would be a piece of cake. He didn't believe that there wouldn't be three mutants with high concentrations of healing factor in so many parallel worlds.

"certainly!"

Wade nodded smugly, revealing a peculiar device on his wrist that resembled a watch: "This is a great gadget I borrowed from my good buddy Cable. With it, I can freely travel to any timeline in the X-Men series, and without any copyright issues!"

"However, I can't go to the Marvel Cinematic Universe for the time being because the copyright hasn't been unlocked. But I found out through private channels that Marvel has secretly acquired Fox and will probably break down the copyright barrier between the two universes soon. Then I can go find Peter Parker, strip naked and lie on his bed, and give him a surprise he'll never forget when he comes back."

Du Mu imagined the scene and looked disgusted.

If Wade were to actually do that, putting aside the destructive power, the psychological impact would be absolutely nuclear-level, truly unforgettable.

Poor Peter, how did he end up being targeted by this thing?

Du Mu glanced at the peculiar device on Wade's wrist, and information immediately appeared before his eyes.

[Item: Time Traveler]

[Description: Can teleport to any point in time within a specific instance. Influenced by Deadpool's ability to break the fourth wall, the device's functionality has been upgraded to allow teleportation to any parallel timeline within the X-Men series, including the Marvel Universe.]

[Note: This effect is only effective when used by Deadpool himself. If the device is separated from Deadpool, it will revert to its basic function mode.]

"Great stuff, too bad only Wade can use it."

Du Mu looked up at Wade and said decisively, "That's good. After we deal with the current troubles, you take me to other parallel worlds to recruit qualified team members."

Wade objected: "This device consumes a lot of energy if it carries people, and I wasn't told this when I joined the team. This service isn't included in the ten gold bars."

"So what you mean is?"

"You need to pay more!"

With the mute Deadpool out of the way, things become much simpler.

Du Mu immediately closed the door and released Victor. Although Victor couldn't play high-level games, he was still top-notch at stomping noobs. The guards in the experimental base were no match for Victor and were all taken care of in no time.

The group marched straight in and soon blocked Stryker's escape attempt in a corridor leading to an emergency evacuation route.

With four menacing figures surrounding him and his escape route blocked, Stryker broke out in a cold sweat.

He forced himself to remain calm, straightened his back, and rebuked, "I am an active-duty colonel of the United States of America! Do you know what attacking a high-ranking military official means?"

"If you dare touch me, the entire U.S. military will make you their number one target. The pitiful balance between mutants and humans will be immediately shattered. Humans will see mutants as enemies, and you will become the sinners of the entire mutant race!"

Du Mu chuckled and said, "You're quite funny. When it's time to reason, you choose to resort to swords and guns. But when swords and guns stop working, you want to jump out and talk to us about reason and the big picture?"

Wade, who was standing nearby, had already pulled out his pistol and suggested with great interest, "How about I shoot him in the head too? Once he loses his memory, he'll forget everything."

Logan was speechless: "Idiot, he doesn't have a healing factor. If you shoot him, he'll just become a corpse."

"That's not wrong, he'll definitely forget everything in his next life."

Stryker:

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He intended to use the greater good and the survival of the people to morally blackmail them, but he chose the wrong target. The people present had no morals whatsoever, let alone being blackmailed.

"Aren't you afraid that mutants will completely turn against humanity and become public enemies?!"

Stryker's face turned pale as he made a last-ditch effort.

Du Mu laughed: "Don't think too highly of yourself. The world will keep turning without you. Besides, who said we're going to kill you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Du Mu placed his hand on Stryker's shoulder, and a strong current instantly surged through him!

Crackling sounds!

A high-voltage current surged through Stryker's entire body. Before he could even scream, he convulsed violently, his eyes rolled back, foam spilled from his mouth, and he collapsed uncontrollably.

Then, Du Mu initiated hypnotic control, his mental energy instantly penetrating Stryker's consciousness.

"Use every means at your disposal to expose everything you've done to mutants over the years, and also expose the military's important secrets that can't be revealed, as well as the secrets of those high-ranking personnel. Everyone must know."

"Received... Received."

Stryker responded intermittently.

"Let's go."

Du Mu ignored Stryker's vacant gaze and called the others to leave together.

Logan frowned. "Are we just going to let him go like that?"

"Don't worry, I believe it won't be long before the news reports that a colonel died in his own basement, shot more than a dozen times in the back, and the investigation determined it to be a suicide."

After dealing with Stryker, Du Mu did not leave immediately, but instead began the enjoyable scavenging process again.

He quickly found several unforged raw adamantium alloy pieces in the experimental base. They were incredibly heavy; enough to make several more Wolverines.

In addition, Du Mu also found a box containing several adamantium bullets, presumably specifically designed to deal with Logan.

Now Agent Zero has become the clown. If he had been given this equipment earlier, Logan probably wouldn't have been able to escape his line of sight, and none of what happened afterward would have occurred.

Wade also scavenged some good stuff, including a high-definition infantry version of Logan's experiment injecting adamantium.

"Oh! Look at those amazing eight-pack abs, look at that towering 180cm, look at that 18..."

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Bang! !

Logan couldn't resist punching the foul-mouthed jerk, sending him flying. Anyway, the guy had a healing factor, so he wasn't afraid of getting hurt.

"Well done!"

Du Mu immediately applauded, saying that Wade was indeed annoying, his voice like a chorus of thousands of ducks.

But Wade quickly got back on his feet, and instead of being angry, he was pleased.

"That punch sparked my inspiration! Hey guys, I've got a great idea! How about we make a Deadpool, Wolverine, and Doom movie? With all three of Marvel's biggest stars teamed up, I guarantee it'll be a huge hit, crushing Avengers: Endgame at the box office! And that damn Joker movie, how dare they steal my title as the highest-grossing restricted film worldwide!"

Du Mu nodded: "Okay, but it has to be Doom, Deadpool, and Wolverine."

Logan:

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Why not call it Wolverine, Doom, and Deadpool?

Wade disagreed: "Hey, I'm the lead actor in Marvel's highest-grossing movie right now, you guys are all just riding on my coattails!"

"Do you have money?"

No, not at all.

Wade scratched his head in frustration: "In that case, you direct, I'll provide the viewership, and Logan will be responsible for selling his body. I don't need a salary, you just need to give me more screen time than Logan. If all else fails, I can even strip naked and lie in your bed tonight..."

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boom!

Before Wade could finish speaking, Du Mu shot him and sent him crashing to the ground.

"Well done!"

Logan immediately clapped and cheered.

However, just a few seconds later, Wade sat up, looking around in confusion: "Who am I? Why am I here? Oh, I remember my name, I'm Logan!"

Du Mu guessed that Wade was acting out a scene of Logan's amnesia, but didn't pick up on the joke.

Just then, John's voice came through the walkie-talkie, saying that they had encountered a big bald man in a fighter jet who said he had come to pick them up and take them away from here.

"Wow! It's Patrick Stewart's Professor X! I'm a huge fan of his hair!"

Wade instantly forgot about being shot, jumped up, and ran out to get an autograph.

Du Mu grabbed Wade by the back of his collar and pulled him back.

He knew that staying in this instance world any longer would be pointless, and his immediate priority was to go to other parallel universes to recruit team members and complete the instance mission as soon as possible.

Du Mu turned to Logan: "We're preparing to head to other parallel worlds. Would you like to come along?"

"No, I still have things to finish here."

Logan shook his head. He had learned the whole truth from Kayla and had chosen to forgive her. He planned to spend the rest of his life with her. As a married man, he couldn't be like Du Mu and Wade, fooling around everywhere.

Du Mu nodded and didn't try to persuade him any further, after all, everyone has their own ambitions.

He said to Wade, who was struggling desperately, "Stop wasting time. Start your device and take me to another parallel world. It has to be a world where there are definitely mutants with high concentrations of healing factor."

"Dude, you've got a lot to ask for, and I also want that damn Canada..."

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"Add more money."

"No problem, Captain. Please fasten your seatbelts. Flight Wade is ready for departure!"

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