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Chapter 209 He slandered me!

Chapter 209 He slandered me!

"Magneto is inside the torch."

Charles's voice echoed in everyone's minds, except for Du Mu and Wade, who did not receive it.

Because of his extraordinary mental strength, Du Mu instinctively shut himself off from his spiritual abilities, and he also did not want to open his mind to Charles.

As for Wade, Charles simply didn't want to get into his mind; to put it bluntly, he disliked him.

If everyone else's brain is a vast ocean, then Wade's brain is a cesspool, full of filth. Anyone who falls in would suffer greatly. Charles certainly doesn't want to try his hand at swimming freely in a cesspool.

Old Logan knew that the two of them couldn't connect with Charles's brainwaves, so he relayed the information to them in real time.

Du Mu nodded: "Then let's proceed according to plan. First, let's clear out the enemy's minions, and then we'll launch a righteous gang attack on Magneto. Once we take off his helmet, things will be much easier."

The X-Men had no objections and showed no sign of tension.

Although their Professor X fell down, another Professor X, Charles, stood up... and sat up!

They seemed to have found their backbone again. With the invincible bald man backing them up, there was nothing to be afraid of. They could also take this opportunity to train their intern, young Logan, and gain experience in dealing with Magneto.

After all, the X-Men's daily routine consists of eating, sleeping, and fighting Magneto. Magneto provides 90% of their activities, so dealing with Magneto has become a required introductory course for every X-Men.

However, Charles did not directly intervene, because he could not control Magneto who was wearing a helmet that blocked telepathy.

Unless he can win in one blow, once Magneto becomes aware of his presence, given Magneto's personality, he will almost certainly react violently on the spot and may immediately take extreme measures, such as using metal to control innocent civilians nearby as a threat, making the situation more difficult.

Therefore, Du Mu and the others were responsible for confusing Magneto and making him lower his guard. Once they successfully removed the telepathic helmet, Charles would be able to easily control Magneto and pose him however he wanted.

Wade surveyed the fully assembled X-Men around him, his heart pounding with excitement: "Now that's more like it! Look at this lineup and setup! There are several genuine X-Men, and even the classic villain Magneto is personally overseeing things. This is clearly a big-budget production!"

"Unlike my side, where we only have Colossus and Tomboy, two X-Men with no real fanbase. The villains are even worse: a cleaning product spokesperson and a chubby teenager with the same name as the Russo brothers. They're both background characters I've never even heard of, so weak they have no presence whatsoever and don't do justice to my glorious protagonist image at all!"

Du Mu curled his lip: "Is it possible that your skill level is too low, and you can't beat even if you're given a strong villain, so you can only be matched with opponents of that caliber?"

"Absolutely impossible!"

Wade waved his hand in denial, puffing out his chest: "In the comics, I'd be someone who could single-handedly take on the entire Marvel Universe."

"That must be because the editor gave you a cheat code."

"That's because I'm popular, and the comic editors are happy to give me preferential treatment!"

"Wasn't it you who went to Marvel headquarters with a knife and threatened the comic book editors?"

"Slander! He's slandering me! You all heard it, he's slandering me!"

Wade turned and yelled at the X-Men around him, but the others were already used to it and no one paid any attention to this idiot.

Soon, the group entered the base of the Statue of Liberty.

Inside is a large exhibition hall, with various historical materials about the Statue of Liberty displayed all around, as well as a wide variety of souvenir shops.

As a globally renowned icon, the Statue of Liberty's merchandise has always sold well. After all, this goddess appears frequently in various movies, especially disaster films. Without a scene featuring the Statue of Liberty, it would be embarrassing to say that the world has ended.

The only bridge that can rival it is the Golden Gate Bridge.

"Beep beep beep!"

An alarm suddenly sounded.

Everyone turned to look and saw that it was young Logan who had passed through the security gate and triggered the alarm.

As a man with excessive iron levels throughout his body, he would encounter this problem every time he went through security. Often, the security personnel would search him thoroughly but find nothing. He could only lie and say that he had a bullet in his brain to get through the security check.

After all, he can't exactly claim to have an iron will.

Old Logan walked past young Logan, easily passing through the security gate, and gave young Logan a casual glance, as if deliberately showing off.

Young Logan: Death—Indeed, people cannot empathize with their past selves.

As the group entered the exhibition hall, the lights suddenly went out, plunging the surroundings into darkness.

The next moment, a sticky tongue rushed over and wrapped around Ororo's long legs. Jean quickly grabbed Ororo, but the force from the tongue was so great that the two of them were dragged to a side cubicle.

The heavy gate then closed, isolating them from the others.

"Jean! Ororo!"

Scott turned around abruptly to help, when a figure with a healthy-looking head of hair suddenly fell from the ceiling.

This person is Magneto's henchman, Toadman. He has a tongue that can extend and retract freely and is incredibly powerful. Moreover, he is physically stronger than ordinary people. If it weren't for his extremely ugly appearance, he would practically be a born gigolo.

The toad-man swung in the air with the swing of its long tongue, and kicked Scott hard in the chest with both legs.

Scott grunted and crashed into the display case behind him. The glass shattered, shards flying everywhere. He became embedded in the broken frame, a mere exhibit in the showroom.

The toad-man retracted its long tongue, and the pre-installed partition door quickly closed, trapping Scott inside.

"asshole!"

Young Logan was immediately enraged.

I don't mind doing Scott, but I can't do it with Gin.

He roared and charged at the toad-man, his adamantium claws snapping out from between his fingers, ready to turn the ugly monster into toad sashimi.

Suddenly, a burly, strong figure pounced from the shadows, its sharp claws slicing across young Logan's chest, leaving several deep, bone-revealing gashes, before slamming him heavily against the wall.

Wade patted old Logan's chest muscles: "Wow, this is your brother Sabretooth, his fur is really thick."

"He's nothing like the person I remember."

Old Logan saw the long-haired saber-toothed tiger beating up young Logan and rushed over without saying a word, engaging the long-haired saber-toothed tiger in battle.

In an instant, claws clashed, blood and flesh splattered, and the two men were covered in terrible wounds, which healed in the blink of an eye.

Another mutant with a high concentration of self-healing factors.

Du Mu's eyes lit up, and he began to think about how to recruit this long-haired saber-toothed tiger into his team.

"Are you the new X-Men?"

The toad-man turned his gaze to Du Mu, his eyes filled with malice.

He has always disliked men who excel at modeling, thinking they're so skilled that they even teach others how to woo girls.

He used to believe those people's nonsense, fantasizing about a toad eating swan meat, but he ended up being reported to the police and arrested. In the end, Magneto had to come and bail him out himself. From then on, he had no good feelings towards those kinds of people.

As for Wade standing to the side, he was completely ignored. If he were handsome, why would he need to wear a hood to cover his face?

Du Mu shook his head: "No, I am the founder of the Brotherhood."

Toad Man: "?"

How come I, a fraternity member, didn't know about this?

"court death!"

The toad-man thought Du Mu was provoking him, and his anger flared up. His long tongue shot out like a whip!

Du Mu didn't want to be touched by this disgusting thing, so he grabbed Wade, who was watching the show nearby, and used him as a shield.

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Before Wade could finish speaking, a long, sticky tongue wrapped around his neck.

The toad tried to shake Wade off, but it felt like he was pulling on a nailed cement pillar, and he couldn't budge it.

Du Mu ignored the force coming from Wade and smiled slightly.

Did you know that the human body can conduct electricity?

Before he could finish speaking, a violent current surged through his long tongue!

"Well--!"

The toad-man trembled violently, his tongue stiffened, and in less than three seconds he fell straight backward, sprawling on the ground and convulsing wildly, a wisp of smoke rising from his mouth.

As a conductor, Wade also suffered, his whole body shaking like someone with Parkinson's, feeling completely numb.

"Damn it! I treated you like a fool... Good brother, you're pushing me out to take the thunderbolt?!"

Wade was furious, his voice crackling with rage.

Seeing that Wade was really angry, Du Mu quickly tried to coax him: "This is a combined technique between us that is full of bonds. If you hadn't grabbed this toad by the neck, we wouldn't have been able to defeat the opponent so quickly. The credit is definitely yours."

"Really? Hahaha!"

Upon hearing this, Wade's anger instantly turned to joy. He stood with his hands on his hips and puffed out his chest: "I told you! This kind of weakling is not worthy of being my boss, Wade. Only Magneto is barely qualified to be the villain in my own movie!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Du Mu gave a perfunctory reply.

Just then, Ororo rushed in from the side passage, anxiously shouting, "Come quickly and help Jean! She's dying!"

"What!?"

Wade rushed forward: "Where is she?"

Seeing his eagerness, Du Mu was somewhat surprised: "What, do you also want to join the competition between Logan and the One-Eyed Dragon for the zither?"

Wade quickly explained, "No, Jean is my good brother Cable's mother. What will happen to Cable if she dies?"

"Old Logan said that Jean died once in the future, so your good brother probably has nothing to do with her."

"That won't do either! What if Cable finds out I left his own mother to die, and then he stops playing with me and runs away to the future!"

Aurora's eyelids twitched slightly when she saw the two still bickering at this critical moment.

"Stop talking, come with me!"

"Here it comes!"

Wade immediately followed, showing that he really cared about his good friend.

Of course, being valued by Wade isn't necessarily a good thing.

Just as Wade approached, Ororo suddenly smiled slyly and quietly pressed the button on the side of the wall.

The gate was then closed, leaving Du Mu alone outside.

"Wade is an idiot."

Du Mu rolled his eyes, took out the master key, and reopened the gate.

However, he discovered that there were two identical Wades standing inside the door, each holding a samurai sword, fighting fiercely.

Upon seeing Du Mu, a Wade-like figure immediately shouted, "Buddy! Come help me! This damn imposter dares to imitate your handsome Uncle Wade!"

The other Wade retorted, "Bullshit! I'm the real deal! You're just a cheap knock-off!"

The two men moved in unison, their rhythm of cursing was identical, and it was almost impossible to tell them apart amidst the flashing blades.

In Du Mu's memory, there was only one mutant who had this ability.

Mystique Raven!

In this world, Mystique is also Magneto's subordinate. It was she who used her shapeshifting ability to infiltrate Xavier's College and use neurotoxin to incapacitate Professor X.

However, Mystique in this world has no relationship with Professor X, and they are not exactly like siblings.

Du Mu watched the Smurfs playing the Monkey King game with him and chuckled, "It's easy to tell the difference between the original and the pirated version. You just need to cooperate with me."

"What method?"

Both Wades spoke in unison.

Du Mu pulled out his Golden Desert Eagle and shot Wade in the head, saying slowly, "You each took a bullet; the one who didn't die is Wade."

Mystique:

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She stared at Wade's wildly imaginative ideas, her face filled with astonishment.

How could someone be so ruthless as to kill their own comrades? Who the hell is the real villain here?!

Seeing that Du Mu's gun was now pointed at her, Mystique's hair stood on end. She immediately rushed forward, leaped into the air, and tried to deliver a deadly scissor kick to Du Mu!

As a result, Du Mu kicked him away, sending him crashing heavily against the wall, where he reverted to his Smurf form.

Du Mu said disdainfully, "Becoming a beautiful woman is one thing, but using Wade's scissor kicks with his face is disgusting!"

"Dude, I think I heard you swearing at me."

Wade got up from the ground. His head, which had been blown off, had healed itself. He shook his head vigorously, as if trying to even out the brain matter inside.

"You misheard, it was Mystique who said it."

Du Mu remained unfazed, his tone disdainful: "You're incredibly stupid; how could you be fooled by such a trick?"

"I did it on purpose, to lower her guard so I could slash her with a knife."

Wade's toughest trait is his mouth.

He lowered his head to examine Mystique, chuckling, "This is Mystique, the perfect woman in every man's heart. To have her is to have all the women in the world."

"That's equivalent to having all the men in the world," Du Mu added.

"Isn't that better?"

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Du Mu glanced at Wade with disdain and decided to stay away from the guy.

By the time they returned to the exhibition hall, the battle between old Logan and Sabretooth had come to an end.

The saber-toothed tiger was curled up on the ground, clutching its peach tightly with both hands, convulsing in pain. Clearly, the pain had completely exceeded its threshold.

The only one who can defeat a person with healing abilities is Peach!

Du Mu felt that since losing his adamantium skeleton, Old Logan's methods had become increasingly insidious, and no one with healing factor could stand up straight in front of him.

"However, I won't be polite to this saber-toothed tiger that's delivered right to my door, hehe."

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