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Chapter 229 I haven't gotten on the bus yet!
Chapter 229 I haven't gotten on the bus yet!
After completing the task, Du Mu did not intend to stay on this server any longer and prepared to head to the next server.
The Undead Alliance now has eight members, far exceeding the minimum number required for the mission.
There are four Wolverines among them. If they keep gathering like this, they might be able to collect all seven of the Marvel version of the Seven Powers.
Du Mu turned to Wade and said, "Activate the teleporter. It would be best to choose a parallel universe with more mutants who have healing factor abilities, so we don't have to run around looking for them one by one. It's too much trouble."
"Dude, you've got a lot of demands."
Wade muttered to himself as he looked down and fiddled with the teleportation device on his wrist.
A flash of yellow light, and the scene before my eyes instantly changed.
The two stood amidst the ruins of a city, a scene somewhat similar to, yet distinctly different from, when they first arrived in the wasteland.
A strong, pungent odor filled the air, and everywhere you looked, there were large amounts of splattered, dark brown bloodstains, already dried and hardened, as if a massacre had taken place here.
The streets were eerily silent.
There was no one in sight, no sound, only the hollow whistling of the wind as it passed through the broken walls.
Du Mu looked around, raising an eyebrow: "Where is this place? Could it be another wasteland?"
"I don't know either."
Wade scratched his head and tapped the flickering interface on his wrist: "Probably a side effect of Disney's acquisition of Fox. This damn teleporter is acting up, the coordinates are jumping around. Looks like I have to go back and find that buzz-cut guy who looks like the female lead from Stranger Things, and have her give this thing some psychological counseling."
"But since we're already here, let's not worry about it too much and just see what happens first."
Wade chuckled and walked straight across the street to an abandoned jewelry store. Most of the store's glass windows were broken, and you could see many expensive pieces of jewelry scattered on the display shelves.
Looking at Wade who started buying weapons for free, Du Mu looked at him with disdain, then turned around and walked into the weapon shop next door, activating the automatic pickup mode.
Although it looks a bit strange that jewelry stores and weapon stores are located side by side, it's not unusual considering this is America.
Soon, Du Mu emptied the entire weapons shop.
When he walked back onto the street, Wade emerged from the jewelry store, wearing several chains of varying thickness around his neck, rings on all ten fingers, and several bracelets on his wrists, which jingled as he walked.
"I love this world! It's amazing!"
Wade raised his hands, showing off his hands full of shiny jewelry, looking every bit the nouveau riche.
The previous wasteland world was dirt poor. Forget about luxury goods, even the mannequins in shop windows were taken home as wives. Unlike this world, the streets are full of unwanted good things that you can take as you please. It's practically paradise on earth.
"If a hot girl with a great figure were to throw herself into my arms, that would be perfect!"
"Are you making a wish here?"
Du Mu chuckled, thinking this guy was just daydreaming.
However, no sooner had he finished speaking than a figure staggered out of the shadows around the street corner.
She was a blonde woman with long, wavy hair and an excellent figure, at least at the level of Ultraman Tiga, but her clothes were tattered and could barely cover the parts that should be censored.
She hadn't run more than a few steps when she fell to the ground. When she looked up, she happened to see the two people on the street, and a glimmer of hope immediately appeared on her pale face.
"Please... save me!"
The blonde, wavy voice trembled, tinged with a sob.
"See! What did I tell you? That purple mood is nothing compared to destiny; Wade is the real chosen one!"
Wade glanced smugly at Du Mu, then turned and ran to the blond, wavy-haired man.
He bent down, striking what he thought was a dashing and unrestrained pose, even deliberately lowering his voice to produce a sticky, bubbly tone: "Beautiful lady, I am Deadpool, the superhero with billions of fans. How can I help you?"
"There's something scary chasing me... I'm so scared..."
""
With her blonde, wavy hair and tears welling in her eyes, she looked pitiful.
Wade straightened his back and pounded his chest: "Don't be afraid! I'm here, I guarantee no one can hurt you!"
"But I'm still so scared, I feel so insecure... Can you hold me?"
Looking at the other person's teary-eyed appearance, and glancing at the curves faintly visible under the tattered cloth, Wade felt a surge of righteousness welling up in his head... no, in his heart.
"No need for further explanation, come on! Don't feel shy just because I'm a charismatic superhero, baby! Come into Deadpool's warm and reliable embrace!"
As Wade spoke, he opened his arms, which were covered in jewelry, and enthusiastically tried to put his arm around her.
Just as Wade approached, the delicate and terrified expression on the blonde woman's face vanished instantly, her eyes turned into yellow vertical pupils, and at the same time, strange blue scale-like patterns quickly appeared on her cheeks and exposed skin.
The other party was Mystique!
However, the Mystique looked very strange, her body covered with shocking wounds, the deepest of which was a slash from her shoulder to her waist, with the flesh torn up and the bone visible underneath.
Her face was even more hideous and terrifying, her lips were gone, exposing her gums covered in black stains and her sharp teeth.
"A generous gift of crab!"
When Wade saw this scene, he was so frightened that his whole body went limp. He tried to back away but Mystique held him tightly.
"Baby, your embrace is so warm, let me thank you properly!"
Mystique's eyes were filled with greedy desire. Her lips suddenly tore open to her ears, and she opened her blood-red maw to bite down hard on Wade's face!
boom!
Gunshots rang out suddenly.
Mystique's head exploded, and a barrage of pixelated images rained down on Wade.
"Pfft! Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"
Wade quickly pushed away the headless corpse clinging to him, frantically wiping the sticky grime from his face: "Damn it! It's Mystique! How did she turn into this monster!?"
"She's turned into a zombie. She probably just ate you for lunch."
Du Mu looked at the Mystique's corpse on the ground.
[NPC: Raven Darkholm]
[Status: Zombified]
This state is exactly the same as the zombie superheroes that Du Mu encountered in the Spider-Man universe through the super particle collider.
"Could it be that this server is the same one where those zombie superheroes are located?" Du Mu wondered to himself.
"Zombies!?"
Wade's eyes widened: "Like one of those characters from Resident Evil? The kind that walks slowly, bites anyone it sees, and then forces themselves to join the enemy's side after being bitten?"
Du Mu nodded: "More or less, but they don't walk slowly. Apart from not liking to eat vegetables anymore, their physical functions are not much different from when they were alive, and their intelligence and superpowers have been preserved as well."
"That sounds terrible."
Wade suddenly remembered something and asked curiously, "Speaking of which, how did you discover she was the zombie Mystique? Is that also one of your abilities?"
Du Mu shook his head and said, "Oh no, I just made a simple logical deduction and found out."
"What conclusion?"
"Think about it, how could any girl in this world take the initiative to throw herself into your arms? That's obviously illogical, so there must be something fishy going on."
Wade: "..."
Seeing that Wade remained silent, Du Mu continued, "Now you should reply with, 'What you said makes perfect sense. I can't even refute it. You can't even catch a joke. And you call yourself an idiot.'"
Wade retorted angrily, "What kind of logic is that? I'm the universally acknowledged heartthrob of the Marvel Universe! Countless female heroes and villains have secretly coveted my body!"
"So you're not going to deny that you're an idiot?"
"There's no need to refute this. Being silly is one of my personal characteristics. The sillier I am, the more my fans love me!"
'
Just as the two were arguing, several figures burst out from an alleyway to the side and blocked the middle of the street.
Du Mu glanced around and found that without exception, all of these figures were superheroes and supervillains.
But now these two groups, who were once on opposing sides and fighting each other, only have one thing in common: they are zombies.
They gazed at Du Mu and Wade, a hint of surprise appearing on their scarred faces.
"It's a living person! A fresh, living person!?"
The super zombies growled and charged at the two like hungry wolves eyeing their prey.
Du Mu was about to raise his gun to fire when Wade stopped him, saying, "Let me handle this. They're just a bunch of nobody whose names I've never even heard of. I, Wade, can easily take them all out by myself."
Having been deceived by the zombie Mystique, Wade was furious and immediately grabbed two samurai swords and charged forward.
Although Wade usually seems unserious, it must be said that his fighting ability is indeed very strong, at least in terms of fighting skills, he is better than most people that Du Mu has seen.
These superheroes and supervillains, whom even the game system doesn't bother to evaluate, are no match for Wade alone.
The blade flashed repeatedly, leaving several super zombies completely bewildered before Wade stomped them to pieces, utterly dead.
"Who else!?"
Wade shook the blood off his katana, raised his head, and shouted arrogantly.
The next moment, as if in response to his provocation, more than a dozen super zombies emerged from all directions.
"They are living, breathing human beings!"
"Dinner's ready!"
"Finally, I can have a good meal!"
"Don't let him get away!"
'
""
The super zombies rushed over, their eyes gleaming with a terrifying hunger as they stared at Wade.
"Well...
'
Wade swallowed hard, his arrogance vanishing instantly.
No matter how good he is at fighting, he can't defeat so many super zombies, let alone complete the game without taking any damage.
"Captain, relay! Relay!"
Wade quickly took a step back, retreating several meters away and hiding behind Du Mu.
Du Mu rolled his eyes at this idiot, and without saying much, raised the two golden Desert Eagles in his hands.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang—!
The trigger was pulled repeatedly, and countless energy bullets shot out of the barrel.
The first few super zombies to charge were the first to be hit. Countless energy bullets pierced through their bodies instantly, and before they could even taste the flesh, they were fed by the energy bullets.
"Meat! I want to eat meat!"
A sharp, hoarse roar came from the side and above.
A female zombie resembling a tiger used all four limbs to leap and sprint along the side wall at an astonishing speed, then pounced down, opening her mouth to bite Du Mu.
But the next second, a scorching hot gun barrel was stuffed into her mouth.
"Let's eat this instead, it's more stimulating."
boom!
The energy bullet pierced through the entire mouth of the zombie tiger woman in an instant, abruptly halting the momentum of her attack, and the corpse crashed heavily at Du Mu's feet.
Du Mu didn't even glance at the corpses at his feet, and continued to unleash his firepower on the surging super zombies.
A flying super zombie was rapidly changing direction in the air, trying to avoid Du Mu's barrage of bullets. Unexpectedly, a bullet suddenly made a sharp turn and hit his head with an unbelievable trajectory, causing him to crash on the spot and kick up a cloud of dust.
A super zombie, taking an unconventional approach, chose to launch a surprise attack from underground. However, as soon as its head poked out of the ground, Du Mu delivered a powerful kick, sending the super zombie flying like a soccer ball.
The other super zombies with ordinary abilities or weak strength fell to the ground one after another under Du Mu's barrage of comments.
Only one super zombie with physical abilities withstood the barrage of bullets and successfully rushed to Du Mu's side.
"Haha, you're mine now..."
'
Before he could finish speaking, Du Mu grabbed his wrist and used Hulk's favorite move, Hell's Elysium.
Boom!Boom! ! !
This super zombie wasn't as resilient as the Hulk; it was quickly smashed into a pulp by Du Mu, who then kicked it away.
In less than a few dozen seconds, Du Mu had taken care of all the super zombies present.
"Captain, we two are really awesome!"
Wade stepped out from behind Du Mu, praising Du Mu while also taking the opportunity to praise himself.
Ignoring his shamelessness, Du Mu asked, "Are you sure there are still mutants with high levels of healing factor in this world?"
Let alone mutants, it's uncertain whether there are even any living people in this world.
"Well, maybe yes, maybe no."
Wade said something completely pointless in a serious tone.
Du Mu was somewhat speechless: "Then let's choose a relatively safe world, even a wasteland would be fine."
This server looks unsafe. You know, even Thor was infected and turned into a zombie. I guess the fate of other superheroes and supervillains won't be much better.
Although Du Mu had several ways to save his life and was not afraid of these super zombies, he did not want to waste his precious items in such a place.
"I agree."
Wade nodded quickly.
He's not afraid of death, but becoming a zombie is out of the question.
Wade lowered his head and twisted the teleportation device in his hand, muttering, "Little guy, you can't make a mistake this time, or your Uncle Wade will lose face. OK, target selected, ready to go..."
'
hum! !
Just as Wade pressed the teleportation device, a terrifying beam of energy suddenly roared in and struck Wade directly!
"what!"
Wade let out a short scream as he was instantly engulfed in mid-air by a beam of yellow light and vanished.
Du Mu:
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No, I haven't even gotten on the bus yet!
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