Douluo Continent: Look at my diary, they're using crazy cheat codes!

Chapter 114 Xiao Wu? Just a Tang San accessory.

Speaking of Xiao Wu, my assessment is—Xiao Wu? Just a mere accessory to Tang San. In the end, she followed Tang San to godhood and truly became his sword sheath.

[What are pendants, like jade pendants, sachets, and hair ornaments... In short, Xiao Wu is a tool; she only has two uses: one is to activate Tang San's coolness, and the other is to sacrifice his wife to the heavens, granting him boundless magical power.]

If Xiao Wu were just a support character, I wouldn't say anything, but she's a combat unit. As a combat unit, she can't afford to take even the slightest injury, otherwise Tang San would go crazy and deliberately cripple his opponents.

【We've been saying, you can hurt others, but others can't hurt you? If you're so dramatic, go home and hide it under the covers!】

[Therefore, this is the switch for Tang Buddha to show off!]

[Oops, we've gone off-topic. We've gotten onto the topic of Tang Sanzang. Let's get back to complaining about Xiao Wu... oops, let's get back to writing about Xiao Wu.]

Hu Liena looked somewhat embarrassed at that moment.

What?

What's the evaluation of the pendant?

This little rabbit was perfectly normal; even if it wasn't human, it was still a spirit beast. How did it become... it really became a mere accessory!

Sword sheath.

A show-off switch?

Hu Liena chuckled to herself, thinking how she hadn't known about such an interesting thing sooner. She was determined to have a great time at Shrek Academy!

Hu Liena stretched out her jade-like foot and gently hooked it towards Ye Lingling and Dugu Yan opposite her. Of course, she couldn't forget her good sisters when there was juicy gossip to be had!

Ye Lingling and Dugu Yan groggily opened their eyes, looking at Hu Liena with some confusion. Suddenly seeing the contents of the diary, they felt even more bewildered.

Pendant?

A show-off switch?

Shouldn't Xiao Wu be paired with Tang San, and be Tang San's girlfriend?

How could that be?

Even if Xiao Wu didn't end up with Tang San, she shouldn't have ended up as just a decoration!

Shrek Academy.

Xiao Wu was completely dumbfounded.

Good guy!

Su Chen, are you serious this time?

I can accept your comments about other people: scum, trash, love-struck, ingrate, blind Douluo. But why did you give me a "hookup"?

A show-off switch?

So you mean I'm neither human nor soul beast, and I'm just something?

Xiao Wu looked at Zhu Zhuqing and the other person and asked:

"Sisters, do you think I'm even a thing?"

Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong also looked at Xiao Wu with embarrassed expressions and muttered to themselves:

"Whether you're considered human or a soul beast, you're still a worthless thing... Ugh!"

"Xiao Wu, we can't answer that question."

At the same time.

The other women who had copies of the diary also put down what they were doing and began to focus intently on gossiping.

A pendant!

It's a cool switch!

Isn't this much fresher than those love-struck simps?

Su Chen, please update soon!

We've finally rediscovered the fun of the diary copy today. Let's see how this little dance character became an accessory.

Here.

After thinking it over briefly in his mind, Su Chen continued to complain:

My assessment was too simplistic; Xiao Wu has far too many flaws. She's not just Tang San's accessory or tool; she's also a love-struck, foolish rabbit, a disgrace to the soul beast world, and a useless little brat…

[The following is the main text: My name is Xiao Wu, the Wu of dancing.]

Xiao Wu is a 100,000-year-old Soft-Boned Rabbit, just like her mother. When her mother was 50,000 years old, she married her father, who was already a 100,000-year-old Soul Beast and a proud rabbit. Because Xiao Wu was their fifth child, they named her Xiao Wu, which later became Xiao Wu.

When Xiao Wu was young and had transformed into human form, her mother was hunted down and killed by Bibi Dong and her men. She is currently clinging to Bibi Dong's body.

[This is Xiao Wu's background. If she were a normal person, wouldn't she then be motivated to cultivate, seek revenge against Bibi Dong, and destroy the Spirit Hall to avenge herself?]

[Xiao Wu didn't! Not only did she not work hard to cultivate, and not only did she not remember her mother's hatred, but she was also with Tang San, indulging in a lovey-dovey romance?]

[Alright! Let's just say this is her mother telling her to live well and not seek revenge. But, aren't soul beasts supposed to cultivate into humans to become gods?]

What is Xiao Wu doing? She's always talking about "Third Brother," does she ever actually cultivate? Her effort is nowhere near as good as everyone else's. All the time she should be cultivating, she's just thinking about "Third Brother."

What's even more outrageous is that even though a Soul Douluo could recognize her, she still followed Shrek Academy's team into the Heaven Dou Royal Academy. If she hadn't been carrying a divine item, she would have been dead on the spot.

[Later, she grew bolder and bolder, even daring to participate in the Continental Soul Master Competition at the Spirit Hall. Little rabbit, you're truly brave! You dared to go to the Spirit Hall, where Title Douluos are everywhere; what else wouldn't you dare to do?]

In short, Xiao Wu is capable of doing anything you deem outrageous; her motto is—"Unreliable."

On the carriage.

Hu Liena and the other two were embarrassed. Even the two blind Douluo, Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong, had never been scolded like this by Su Chen.

This shows just how outrageous this rabbit is!

Shrek Academy.

Xiao Wu was completely dumbfounded.

No?

My God!

Su Chen, who exactly are you? You even dug up my father's background. You even know that I'm the fifth child in my family, which is why I became Xiao Wu.

The key is.

Not only am I a tool or a pendant, but I also have to add love-struck, stupid rabbits, soul beast disgrace, and trash, etc. Am I really as good as you say?

Waaaaah—!

Xiao Wu was so angry that she pouted and almost cried.

Ning Rongrong comforted her, "It's okay, Xiao Wu, just bear with it. You have so many stories to tell, who knows, maybe the second reward will be yours too?"

Xiao Wu: Thank you so much!

Zhu Zhuqing's expression was complicated. Although Su Chen hadn't explained in detail yet, she knew that everything made sense!

From the moment she first met Xiao Wu, she noticed something was off about this 100,000-year-old rabbit. At first, she thought it was Xiao Wu in disguise, but later she realized that Xiao Wu was genuinely stupid.

One hundred thousand years.

How did you acquire this brain of 100,000 years of cultivation? What have you been doing for 100,000 years?

That year, Xiao Wu, with 100,000 years of cultivation and at the age of six, met Tang San, who was 29 years old and at the age of six. They spent six years together at Notting Academy, thus beginning Xiao Wu's extraordinary life.

Before meeting Tang San, I didn't know what she was like. But after meeting Tang San, she completely lost her mind and became extremely lazy. Despite being a 100,000-year-old soul beast with innate full soul power, she only reached level 29 in six years?

[Here's where Yu Xiaogang comes in to scold her: There are no useless martial spirits, only useless soul masters. You are that useless soul master.]

[Tang San has improved so much in six years, but you have to look at what he did during those six years: blacksmithing to earn money, researching hidden weapons, and learning about martial souls. Don't you think Xiao Wu is a good-for-nothing?]

Aside from cultivation, Xiao Wu is a 100,000-year-old soul beast in human form. For 100,000 years, she had no knowledge of soul beasts, no family fortune of rare treasures, and she didn't even have a brain!

"Wow!"

"Waaaaah..."

Shrek Academy.

Xiao Wu finally couldn't hold back anymore and lay on the bed, crying loudly and heartbreakingly!

"Xiao Wu?"

"you……"

Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong were both at a loss.

"Waaaaah... Zhuqing... Rongrong, I'm a useless piece of trash, I'm really useless, I'm even more useless than Yu Xiaogang... Waaaaah!"

Xiao Wu cried very sadly.

She had no reason to refute what Su Chen wrote, because it was all her own doing over the past six years. She really was playful and useless!

(End of this chapter)