American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 141 Cause and Effect

With her toes curled, Little Chili arched her entire body before collapsing completely powerless.

"Amazing." Pepper looked at Xiao Xian with dreamy eyes and exclaimed, "You're so much better than Stark. Compared to you, he's just trash."

"Hmm, is it appropriate to say that about your husband?" Xiao Xian loosened Chili's ponytail and said with a smile. Although it has a super charming effect, Chili shouldn't react like this if she really loves Tony.

"Hmph~ To be honest, he's a complete waste compared to you." Little Chili leaned against Xiao Xian's chest, looking at him with admiration, and said, "You're the best."

"Actually, I only came to see you out of revenge against Tony, you should know that, right?" Getting up, Xiao Xian picked up Chili's bare foot from the foot of the bed and played with her toes, making her giggle.

"I know~ How do you want me to cooperate with you?" Little Chili is extremely flexible and does a lot of yoga. Her legs were pulled over her head by Xiao Xian without her showing any discomfort. On the contrary, she seemed to enjoy it very much.

"I haven't decided yet, I've been quite busy lately." Xiao Xian said, touching Xiao Lajiao's feet. Xiao Lajiao's feet were not only smooth and white, but also had a faint milky scent. "Your feet are so smooth."

"I take a milk bath every day," Little Chili explained proudly.

"Is this what life is like for the rich?" Xiao Xian asked, looking at the smug Little Chili. "Are you rested enough? I think this way of getting revenge on Tony is pretty good."

"Wait a little longer~ let me catch my breath." Pepper Potts immediately backed down upon hearing this. Tony and Xiao Xian were not even in the same league, and she was still feeling a bit of pain. Moreover, her daughter Morgan Stark would be arriving in an hour, and Pepper Potts didn't want her daughter to be bedridden when she got back.

"Wait, I'm really angry right now," Xiao Xian said, hugging Little Chili.

"I'll help you in another way, please~" Little Chili pleaded.

"Alright then," Xiao Xian said. "Next time, you should learn to tie your hair in pigtails. A single ponytail looks weird."

"I know how to do it, how about I do it now?" Little Chili suggested.

"Okay, maybe next time. Let's hurry, I have something to do later." Xiao Xian rejected Little Chili's suggestion, saying, "There's some kind of award ceremony in New York City for defeating Pennywise."

"I heard that the police chief's daughter, Gwen Stacy, will be presenting you with the award?" Pepper said, a little jealous. "I've met her; she's a real beauty."

"Get your role straight. You're Tony's wife, not mine. Why are you jealous?" Xiao Xian said, somewhat speechlessly, pinching Chili's cheek.

"This is hard to resist," Little Chili pouted. "How about I divorce my wife and marry you?"

"I'm here to get revenge on Tony, not to take over his mess." Xiao Xian flicked Pepper's forehead lightly, making her cover her forehead with a wronged look, and complained.

"Can't I even think about it?" Little Chili said, feeling wronged. "Can't people even have dreams?"

"Well, that depends on the situation. Your kind of dream won't work. It's more realistic to practice your skills. If you're good at your skills, I'll definitely come more often. You know Hawkeye's wife, Barbara, right? She eats bananas every day," Xiao Xian said. "Or you could develop your own unique characteristics. Starlight's eyes used to glow back then. Black Widow has many sets of female agent uniforms, and her skills are top-notch."

"The way you're describing it makes me sound like a massage therapist," Little Chili said, somewhat amused and exasperated. "And the curly kind at that."

"The person in front of you is the world's most popular superhero. What are you thinking? If Tony hadn't offended me, and you hadn't taken the initiative to pursue me, who knows when it would have been your turn."

Xiao Xian laughed. Although the little chili pepper in this world can be called top-notch, countless top-notch women want to climb into Xiao Xian's bed every day.

Unfortunately, Xiao Xian is a rather sentimental person. He occasionally takes over the roles of old acquaintances like Starlight and Aunt May, and he can't neglect key figures like the White Queen and Mary Jane who maintain the power. He also makes time to exchange intelligence with female agents like Barbara and Black Widow, leaving very few opportunities for newcomers.

"In that case, we really have to thank Tony. He finally did something good," Pepper said with a laugh. "He was targeting you because you snatched away the woman he had his eye on, Black Cat, but now that you've slept with me, it's karma."

"Black Cat, she seems to be almost recovered. When I visited her last time, she was almost back to normal, but unfortunately, she insisted on doing some strenuous exercise, which caused her condition to worsen a bit."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xian thought of the black cat still lying in the hospital. Actually, the doctor said the black cat could be discharged now, but Xiao Xian suggested that she keep it there a little longer. The reason was simple: Xiao Xian would definitely visit the black cat after it was discharged, and the black cat would probably lose its composure again. It was also a bit naive and loved to play, so if it wasn't fully recovered by then, it might have to go back to the hospital.

"Next up, please welcome the hero who defeated Pennywise, the guardian of New York! The world's most popular superhero, the most charismatic man, Xiao Xian!"

At the Horn TV station, Xiao Xian took the stage amidst cheers from the audience. Many female audience members fainted from excitement, and several even tried to rush up and tackle Xiao Xian. Fortunately, the police officers maintaining order stopped them.

Judging from their size, even though Xiao Xian's cell strength far exceeds that of ordinary people, he dares not say that he will be safe and sound. If he is crushed to death, he will have to choose a new body.

Furthermore, even if one's body is unharmed, being crushed by a tank and possibly sexually harassed would cause immense psychological damage.

"Thank you for your contribution to peace in New York." Gwen looked at Xiao Xian with a gentle smile. She and her father had begged for a long time to get this opportunity to get close to Xiao Xian.

"This is what I should do, your father, Chief George, the other police officers in New York City, and everyone else who bravely stood up in this incident, you are the real heroes!" Xiao Xian plagiarized Homelander's lines without any psychological pressure. Whoever said it can say it.

"Hero! Hero! Hero!" A unified cheer erupted from the audience. Gwen looked at Xiao Xian, who was a million times more handsome than in the video, and at the audience's infatuation with him. She felt her heart melt. This was the perfect man in her heart.

Powerful, handsome, popular, and righteous, Peter Parker, who has fallen into darkness, is far inferior in comparison; the two are not even in the same league.

No, the two are simply incomparable. How could I compare that guy to Xiao Xian? This is an insult to Xiao Xian, Gwen thought to herself.

"Give me a kiss!" Xiao Xian looked at this scene, thinking of a scene from a movie. He looked at Gwen, pointed to the almost frenzied female audience members below the stage, and said, "On behalf of them."

"Really?!" Gwen was overjoyed and excited.

(End of this chapter)