American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 143 Aunt May's Awkward Moment

"Don't take my dad too seriously, he just likes to talk nonsense," Gwen said awkwardly to Xiao Xian. What kind of father promotes his daughter like this and seems to be having fun? Anyone who didn't know better would think she was very easygoing.

"It's alright, your father and I are old acquaintances," Xiao Xian said with a smile, looking at the shy Gwen. Gwen had thick, long, golden hair that cascaded naturally over her shoulders, the slight waves making her look both elegant and full of vitality. Her eyes were bright blue, as if they could reflect the color of the sky.

Gwen wore a simple yet elegant black evening gown, the hem swaying gently with her steps, exuding an indescribable charm. The gown perfectly accentuated her well-proportioned figure, while a touch of embellishment around her neck added a touch of glamour. The outfit was not overly complicated; a pair of simple silver earrings swayed gently, adding a touch of liveliness to her overall look.

Most importantly, Gwen has a pure, girl-next-door vibe, giving off an innocent and kind feeling.

This contrasts sharply with Mary Jane, who, despite reforming herself after meeting Xiao Xian and becoming very beautiful, always seemed like a bitch to Xiao Xian whenever he looked at her.

Of course, Xiao Xian doesn't dislike the bitch type. After all, she's a card-playing buddy, not a girlfriend. There's nothing wrong with her being sensible and fun-loving. It's just that he gets a little tired of the "meat dishes" (a euphemism for promiscuous women). Recently, Xiao Xian has been having a lot of battles with various "housewife" and "racing god" types, such as Barbara, Black Widow, Chili Pepper, and Aunt May. Thinking about it this way, he seems to have a bit of the Wei-Jin style.

In short, Gwen's refreshing style is perfect for cleansing the palate. Also, once Black Cat recovers, Xiao Xian plans to invite Gwen, Mary Jane, Aunt May, and Black Cat together for a Spider-Man themed event, which sounds like it would be quite interesting.

"My dad is talking nonsense. I've never stayed out all night before," Gwen quickly explained, afraid that Xiao Xian would think of her as that kind of promiscuous woman, while also implying to Xiao Xian that this was her first time.

"I know." Xiao Xian nodded with a smile, which meant he was admitting he wouldn't be coming home tonight?

"No, I didn't mean I was going to stay out all night. I..." Gwen saw Xiao Xian's meaningful smile and immediately realized what he meant, explaining shyly.

"What a pity, I was planning to take you to my house. Since you're going home, I'll take you home sooner rather than later," Xiao Xian teased Gwen, looking regretful.

"I want to go! I mean, I don't necessarily have to go home."

Gwen immediately exclaimed excitedly, then added blushingly, looking at Xiao Xian's smile, she realized that she had been tricked.

"You're bullying me!"

"Just kidding. Come on, hug me, I'll fly you there." Xiao Xian pulled Gwen close to his arms, playfully pinched her nose, and laughed.

"Mmm." Gwen leaned happily on Xiao Xian's shoulder, wrapped her arms around his waist, and said with a blissful expression.

Landing on the top floor of his own villa, Xiao Xian took Gwen and headed straight to his room. When he opened the door, he saw Aunt Mei lying on his bed, disheveled and holding Xiao Xian's underwear in her hand.

"Darling, you're back~ Me... Gwen?!" Aunt May greeted Xiao Xian seductively as she heard the door open, then saw Xiao Xian and Gwen in his arms.

One of Peter Parker's classmates, although the two did not meet often, Aunt May had a very good impression of this girl and once wanted to match her with Peter, but unfortunately Peter was devoted to Mary Jane at the time.

"Why are you here?" Aunt Mei hurriedly covered her snow-white skin and heavy bosom with the blanket, looking at Gwen and Xiao Xian with a look of utter dismay, while at the same time being thankful that the two of them hadn't come in when she was smelling them.

Even if Xiao Xian brought a female celebrity, Aunt Mei wouldn't be so shameless. Anyway, they weren't familiar with each other. Even if she brought Mary Jane, it would be fine. Although she was also Aunt Mei's nephew's classmate, the two had already met openly. In fact, in order to please Xiao Xian, the two of them posed in embarrassing positions and let him have his way with them.

"Um, Xiao Xian and I came. Aunt Mei, don't you live in Queens?" Gwen tugged at her dress, which Xiao Xian had only partially unbuttoned. Luckily, it wasn't convenient to take it off while walking, otherwise it would have been even more awkward.

"I'm staying at Xiao Xian's place now," Aunt Mei said awkwardly.

"Don't be embarrassed, why don't you do it together?" Xiao Xian looked at the underwear that Aunt Mei slowly tossed aside with amusement and said, "I'll just make my clothes disposable from now on."

"I'm fine with that," Aunt Mei said, blushing. She had already served Xiao Xian with Mary Jane, so she didn't feel too guilty. She was happy as long as she could be with Xiao Xian.

"Huh? Isn't this a bit inappropriate?" Gwen was somewhat resistant. She had fantasized about her first time, but she never imagined it would be with Peter's Aunt May.

"Is it not okay?" Xiao Xian hugged Gwen and breathed into her ear.

"No~" Gwen blushed to the roots of her ears after being blown by Xiao Xian's breath, and her whole body went limp in Xiao Xian's arms. She looked at Xiao Xian and pleaded, "Can we do it next time? It's my first time, and I only want it to be with the two of you."

"Alright then," Xiao Xian said to Aunt Mei. "I'll come to your place tomorrow."

"Okay~" Aunt May got up somewhat reluctantly, not forgetting to take her underwear. However, she wasn't too disappointed. According to Aunt May's experience, let alone a virgin like Gwen, even a battle-hardened female warrior like Black Widow couldn't withstand Xiao Xian on her own and would eventually have to call for backup.

midnight

"I really can't go on anymore, let me rest for a bit~ Go find Aunt May." Gwen refused Xiao Xian's invitation to play another round, her voice trembling with tears. She really felt like she was going to die if they played another round. How come Xiao Xian didn't seem tired at all, and had no cooldowns? Was that normal?

"Why don't you take a break? Should I call Aunt Mei over?" Xiao Xian said, stroking Gwen's smooth golden hair.

"Okay." Gwen nodded, leaning against Xiao Xian's chest, and said, "Let me catch my breath before I help you."

"You're still a beginner, don't push yourself." Xiao Xian patted Gwen's head and said, "As a beginner, you've done a great job."

"Could I be pregnant?" Gwen touched her belly and looked at Xiao Xian expectantly.

"Um, it seems like it won't happen for now. My cells are a bit special." Xiao Xian said somewhat awkwardly. Unless he could freely control super regeneration, or at least freely turn local super regeneration on and off, it seems unlikely. If he could, given Xiao Xian's frequency, quite a few people would probably be pregnant by now. After all, Xiao Xian never uses protection, and his card-playing friends don't want to use protection either.

"Oh, I see." Gwen said with a hint of regret; she still wanted to have a baby with Xiao Xian.

"It's too early for that. I want to play for a few more years." Xiao Xian shrugged. Based on his own rate of progress, Xiao Xian was confident that he would soon master super regeneration.

Besides, now that his lifespan is at its maximum and he can live forever, Xiao Xian doesn't have any obsession with having children.

(End of this chapter)