American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 153 Divine Artifacts Available Upon Click

"Surely the Sorcerer Supreme has many other suitable candidates?" Xiao Xian looked at the Ancient One Dao, who was standing close by. "How about Strange? The surgeon who's not far away."

"Strange, if you hadn't come, he would indeed have been my ideal choice. I've been planning this for many years," the Ancient One said with a slight smile.

"But after you came, the future timeline was completely disrupted. Strange becoming the Sorcerer Supreme is no longer a certainty, and his importance in the world's eyes is not as high as before. It will be difficult for him to succeed me."

"Huh?" Xiao Xian was completely bewildered. What did I do? How did it affect Strange becoming the Sorcerer Supreme?

"Strange's girlfriend, Christine Palmer, is a huge fan of yours. She even sleeps with your body pillow at night and watches your deepfake videos on Pornhub to generate her own excitement. Strange was very unhappy about this, so he broke up with her."

Gu Yi seemed to be able to read Xiao Xian's mind and immediately answered his questions.

"After being dumped, Strange became depressed and listless, spending his days drinking. He is now bankrupt and homeless."

"Oh... I really didn't intend to cuckold Doctor Strange." Xiao Xian was stunned upon hearing this. "Being handsome can't be my fault, can it?"

"Whether it's your fault or not, Strange has now lost his qualification to become the Sorcerer Supreme, so now you need to take over the position of Sorcerer Supreme. Don't worry, as long as you take over, you will definitely get your share of the benefits. I can give you a large amount of the points I've accumulated, which will not only be enough for you to pay off the points you owed for this prisoner-catching incident, but also enough for you to hold several more events in the future."

The Ancient One embraced Xiao Xian, looking as if he had received a great deal.

"Um, what will you do if I refuse?" Xiao Xian asked tentatively.

"No." The Ancient One shook her head, looking at Xiao Xian with a sincere and kind smile.

"Can world points be transferred? How do you do it?" Xiao Xian looked at the Ancient One's smile and thought of Kamar-Taj's magical knowledge. With Kamar-Taj's years of experience fighting dimensional lords, it must know a lot about dimensional lords. After he succeeds as the Sorcerer Supreme, he can use this knowledge to trade with other dimensional lords.

"I have my own way." Gu Yi said with her red lips slightly parted, looking very charming. At this moment, her charm could outshine Tomie by a lot. If it weren't for Xiao Xian's special nature, he might have been bewitched as well.

"Isn't your charm a little too high?" Xiao Xian asked, looking at Gu Yi.

"Do you think a powerful female sorceress who has lived for thousands of years, possessing endless magical power and countless spells, would ever take some time to optimize her body and enhance her charm?" The Ancient One's hand moved from her neck down to her thigh.

"How about it? Perfect, right? Every part of my body far exceeds the limits of human beauty. Even my feet smell good, and it's not from soaking them in milk or anything. They're naturally fragrant."

"Why emphasize this?" Xiao Xian's lips twitched. Why did Gu Yi seem a little unserious? It would be reasonable for other girls to act like this, but Gu Yi? Xiao Xian was not naive enough to think that his super charm would work.

"I told you I've been watching you. Including when you're with other women. Also, there's something you're mistaken about. Tomie's abilities are at the rule level, so they're useful even to me. You're very attractive to me, but my willpower is extremely strong, and I won't develop feelings for you because of that."

Gu Yi patted her chest and said

"Just like you, you are immune to my charm and cannot be seduced by me, but that does not stop you from thinking I am beautiful and charming."

"So that's how it is. So you're taking advantage of me because I'm handsome." Xiao Xian nodded, then said to Gu Yidao, who was holding him, "After saying so much, it turns out you're still just lusting after my body."

"You have the nerve to say that? Don't think I don't know what you're thinking." Gu Yi smiled contemptuously, her bare, snow-white feet tracing a path up Xiao Xian's thigh. "Why don't you tell me why you're bending over?"

"Well... what are the duties of the Sorcerer Supreme?"

A female sorceress who wants to enhance her charm is too terrifying. Xiao Xian looked at the Eye of Agamotto on Gu Yi's chest and changed the subject. He was so focused on looking at the snow-white peaks of her chest that he only noticed this now.

"Was it a divine artifact given as a gift upon taking office?"

"That's right. It was given to him as soon as he took office, along with this Time Stone inside."

Using a finger gesture, he controlled the Eye of Agamotto to open, revealing the Time Stone inside and showing it to Xiao Xian. (This was done by Gu Yi Dao.)

"As for duties, of course, it is to protect the world from the spying of dimensional demons, to deal with those who go too far as to undermine the world, and to combat monsters."

"I'm no match for demons from other dimensions," Xiao Xian said, shrugging.

"I'm just a newly appointed dimensional demon god, and my dimensional space is only the size of one and a half football fields. How could I possibly be a match for those big shots?"

Thanks to the criminals' contributions, the size of Hell has now been reduced from the size of a football field to one and a half times its original size.

"The three great saints possess all the protective formations. You can utilize the power of these formations when dealing with dimensional demons and monsters. And you can call for help! That little guy who likes attention is quite strong; you can trick him into becoming your ally once you've grown stronger. And that demigod from Amazon—you're so handsome, wouldn't it be easy to trick her into helping you?"

Gu Yi comforted Xiao Xiandao

"Besides, there are so many worlds. The old-school dimensional demons won't fight you to the death, much less recklessly pull people out like you do. In most cases, they'll wait until someone dies before secretly pulling them out. This way, the cost of pulling people out is lower, and the degree of hatred from the world's will is also much less. Furthermore, you have the world's will behind you. If you can't beat it, it will find a way to give you a cheat code."

"If all else fails, I'll arrange another twenty years of after-sales service for you. If you really can't beat them, just call me and I'll come over to help you."

Seeing that Xiao Xian still seemed a bit hesitant, Gu Yi added, "Anyway, we've been doing this for thousands of years. As long as we shift the blame, arranging a 20-year warranty isn't a big deal."

"Twenty years, you said it yourself, let's sign a contract."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xian immediately replied that twenty years was enough time for him to grow. With the system's help, even the Ancient One might not be his match in twenty years.

"No problem, but you're still using the contract template that comes with Hell Space, right? That one has too many loopholes and is easy to bypass. Let me teach you some of the more popular contracts now."

Without any hesitation, Gu Yi immediately agreed.

"Just teach me how to make a contract, I trust you, so we won't sign one."

Damn, I forgot this guy is a notorious deadbeat. He borrowed money from Dormammu and a bunch of other big shots and still hasn't paid it back. Whether he signs or not makes absolutely no difference. Xiao Xian thought to himself as he looked at the Ancient One, who showed absolutely no hesitation.

(End of this chapter)