American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 163 He still has to thank us

Watching Nick Fury hurriedly leave in a helicopter, the White Queen grumbled.

"He was just afraid of being taken away by Kira. The people behind him were the same. They didn't care at all that Kira caused others to disappear. They only cared about themselves. But actually, what they did to mutants was enough to get them in jail ten thousand times over."

"I know, but what you said gave me an idea."

Xiao Xian smiled faintly upon hearing this. A plan had already taken shape in Xiao Xian's mind. S.H.I.E.L.D. and the executives behind them never asked Kira to stop recruiting people, but rather asked Kira not to recruit them. They didn't care at all about recruiting those heinous criminals. Let alone recruiting criminals, they didn't care if they recruited civilians, even if the number of people recruited increased tenfold.

Thinking of this, Xiao Xian suddenly realized that perhaps he could become the world's richest man very soon without needing shares in companies like Osborn Group or Stark Group.

What business has been the most profitable in history? Selling alcohol? Loan sharking? Collecting land rent? Fighting wars? Printing money? Selling flour? No, none of these. The most profitable business was selling indulgences, especially indulgences sold to the rich.

A mere few cents' worth of scrap paper can buy a millionaire's lifetime earnings—that's much faster and easier than printing money. Most importantly, they'll thank us.

The indulgences from the Middle Ages were fake, but the contracts that Xiao Xian was about to sell were more real than real gold.

It's better to wait until someone dies before re-recruiting them. Not only is the cost of re-recruiting lower, but it also results in fewer points being deducted from the World Will's list, and the chance of being blacklisted is also lower.

Xiao Xian plans to offer several tiers of indulgences. The lowest tier is to wipe away all past sins. Kira won't forgive you for your past sins, and you might still make mistakes in the future. As for the price, he'll set it to be affordable, a mere 30 million dollars will suffice.

The second tier is to wipe away all sins in this life. Even if you have committed many sins in this life, Kira will not pull you out while you are alive, but will settle accounts after you die. This price can be slightly higher, and 150 million dollars would be enough.

The highest grade not only wipes away all your sins in this life, but Kira will also not drag you away after death. Instead, he will send you to paradise. There is no fixed price for this. A certain number are auctioned off every year, and the highest bidder wins. It can also be used for other purposes such as exchanging favors.

As for Kira, wouldn't Xiao Xian's actions violate the agreement? Xiao Xian isn't called Kira, and Xiao Xian's world is indeed called Elysium.

The contracts of Hell have always been like this: they must be strictly followed according to the written description, not the subjective ideas of the signatories, and the final right of interpretation belongs to the Lord of Hell. If you have any objections, don't talk nonsense if you can't win.

In addition, Xiao Xian also plans to occasionally auction off some spots to experience the Blissful World, letting some people go there to feel the joy of the Blissful World. Of course, whether they are accompanied by beautiful women or other villains who have been turned into beautiful women by Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian cannot guarantee.

However, Xiao Xian could guarantee that, under the amplified senses of the Blissful World, they would be very happy. In order to enter such a place after death, they would spare no expense to seize the highest-grade atonement tokens.

To facilitate the sale of indulgences, Xiao Xian planned to bring over several well-known super-rich individuals, making them all feel insecure, and then let the wrongly recruited people see their miserable state and bring the news back.

At that time, the wealthy will surely wave their money and beg him to sell them the indulgences. He will not only make a fortune but also gain a lot of gratitude and favors.

Without hesitation, Xiao Xian, having just finished dealing with high-ranking South Korean officials and those involved in the Epstein case, now had a large amount of dirt on South Koreans and wealthy people like Amelia. This dirt was certainly not enough as evidence to send them to prison, but it was enough to send them to hell.

The cost of recruiting them, as well as the points deducted from the World Will, are not much.

If it were a superhero like Tony Stark, forcibly dragging someone into Hell Space against their will would not only be incredibly costly, but would also result in a huge deduction of points, easily landing him on the world's blacklist.

But for these super-rich individuals, to be honest, the average cost is not higher than that of ordinary prisoners. In fact, the cost for most super-rich individuals is even lower, and the points deducted are about the same. Obviously, whether it is the nobility of their souls or the world's attention to them, these super-rich individuals are no different from ordinary people.

He taught the White Queen the ritual that would allow her to contact him, and told her to notify him when Nick Fury arrived. Xiao Xian then returned to the dimensional space, pulled a large number of people into the dimensional space, and handed them over to the torture team.

"Don't rush to kill Pei Luoxi and her husband. Give them more brutal treatment, and use healing spells to bring them back from the brink of death. The cost should not exceed one-third of the sins extracted from them."

As Xiao Xian was recruiting people one by one according to the list, he suddenly saw an old acquaintance from his previous life and gave special instructions to the grinding team.

"Yes, sir!" the torture squad immediately bowed.

"Where is this?! You're Xiao Xian?! Do you even know where this is?" The old hag who had been dragged in was completely bewildered, staring blankly at her surroundings. She had just been drinking champagne and singing in her own mansion, how did she suddenly end up here?

However, her doubts didn't last long. A burly, one-eyed black man stepped forward, grabbed one of them with each hand, and strangled the couple by the neck, taking them away.

"Welcome to hell, let's see who's next~"

Meanwhile, Nick Fury, who was in a meeting, was rallying his supporters to try to persuade the opposing Security Council members to agree to Xiao Xian's demands. The pros believed that Xiao Xian's demands should be agreed to so that he could deal with Kira as soon as possible, while the cons believed that Xiao Xian should not be given the highest authority in S.H.I.E.L.D. as an Asian, even if he was the Sorcerer Supreme.

The two sides were arguing fiercely when suddenly one of the councilors, who kept using the term "yellow-skinned monkey," disappeared from the room, and the entire conference room fell silent.

"I propose that we agree to Xiao Xian's request! Those who agree, please raise your hands." Peggy Carter broke the silence by raising her hand after looking around.

"I agree!" Nick Fury immediately raised his hand. While the other senators were seeing the Kirara people for the first time, this was his second time. Nick Fury was genuinely worried that he would be the one to suddenly disappear from his home next.

According to those who returned from Kira's space, Kira would have people poke flowers with spiked clubs and sharpen gun tips with sandpaper! Nick Fury certainly didn't want his delicate anus or penis to suffer such a fate!

"I agree." The other members of parliament exchanged glances, then all raised their hands, except for the one who had already been pulled away.

(End of this chapter)