American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 2 Fun Things

Super Regeneration!

As Xiao Xian read the system's description, his breathing immediately became heavier. In this perilous world of superheroes, this super regeneration was an extremely powerful life-saving skill!

Why is Deadpool so unpredictable? It's because he's incredibly regenerative and practically invincible!

Before gaining regenerative abilities, Deadpool could withstand both knives and bullets without missing a single one. After gaining regenerative abilities, he can just pretend to chop things up, since he won't die anyway.

Moreover, while the super regeneration ability is said to be a recovery skill, it is also quite good on the offensive level. Without the constraint of death, you can aim without dodging bullets in gunfights and trade blows in close combat, which can bring a leap in combat power.

"I think it would be good if we chatted a little longer." Xiao Xian glanced at the system, then immediately turned back, sat opposite Tomie, and looked into her eyes, saying, "Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are beautiful? Like stars in the night sky, mysterious and bright."

"Hehehe~" Tomie covered her mouth and chuckled, feigning shyness, "Thank you. Do you say that to every girl?"

"That depends on whether they are as beautiful as you. If there are other girls as beautiful as you, I think I would find it hard to keep quiet."

Xiao Xian looked at Fu Jiang and felt the desire and killing intent in his heart. It seemed that they were still within his tolerance range. He originally thought it would be difficult to resist, but it felt okay.

All I can say is that the former is grateful to the many Japanese teachers, and the latter is grateful to his boss with cerebellar atrophy from his previous life.

"Haha~ Little brother, you're so good with words." Pulling at her collar, Tomie stretched, looked at Xiao Xian seductively, and gave him a flirtatious wink. "Little brother, you speak so sweetly, is there something you'd like to do with your big sister?"

"To be honest, there really is." Looking at the stunningly beautiful Tomie, Xiao Xian nodded and said, "I think we're getting along quite well, so how about we do something fun together?"

"Oh~ what does little brother want to do?" Tomie showed no shyness or anger whatsoever, and paid no attention to Xiao Xian's gaze. Instead, she adjusted her posture and boldly displayed her figure.

"Then of course we'll play a two-player game." Xiao Xian grinned, took out his phone and said, "Sister, want to play King of Glory? Let's play a round, my Han Xin is awesome, I'll carry you to victory in duo queue."

"Huh?" Tomie was stunned for a moment, looking at Xiao Xian. She was about to take off her clothes, and Xiao Xian was telling her this? Two-player game means duo queue? Is this gamer really that clueless? Why would he play King of Glory with her instead of another two-player game?

"I don't have this on my phone. How about we go to the bedroom and I'll show you something nice." Seeing Xiao Xian seriously opening the game, Tomie stood up on her tiptoes, her red high heels swaying in front of him.

"I have two phones, and luckily I have King of Glory on my spare one. Come on, sis, I'll teach you how to play. Just pick Yao and stick with me after you reach level four, and I'll carry you."

Xiao Xian pulled another phone out of his pocket, smiled slightly, and handed it directly to Fu Jiang. He then opened the game "King of Glory." Fortunately, the original owner of this body had a backup phone and more than one account.

As Timmy's notification sound played, Xiao Xian sat down next to Tomie, helped her log into her account, and started a duo match.

"Uh~" Watching Xiao Xian sit down next to her, help her book a room, and select Yao, Tomie turned her head and carefully looked at Xiao Xian's expression. He was seriously selecting heroes, rune pages, and equipment. There seemed to be no problem, and he didn't notice anything unusual about her.

"The left side is for movement, the right side is for skills, and this is for health. Just buy whatever you see in the shop here. You help clear the minion wave in the mid lane first, then follow me later. If you don't understand anything, just ask me."

As the game began, Xiao Xian headed straight for the Red Domination server. As time went on, his desires and killing intent grew stronger, and using the game to distract himself was a good method.

Not only should we fight, but we should fight seriously in order to better divert attention.

"Oh, oh~"

Faced with something completely unfamiliar, Tomie started playing with a blank expression. As soon as she went online, she was hooked twice by the enemy Zhong Kui, and then she was focused down and killed by the enemy mid laner Angela. Her own mid laner Gao Jianli also died while trying to save Tomie.

Immediately afterwards, mid-laner Gao Jianli turned on his microphone.

"No way! Yao, what are you doing?! You're just standing there like a dummy! You can't even move properly! Didn't you dodge Zhong Kui's hook? You made me die! If you can't play, then don't play! What the hell are you doing?"

A dangerous smile tugged at the corner of Tomie's lips as she tugged at Xiao Xian's sleeve, who was currently jungling, and asked, "How do I send this voice message?"

"Oh, that's easy. Just press this and you can speak." Xiao Xian looked at the kind smile on Tomie's face and told Tomie how to use voice commands.

Taking a deep breath, Tomie spoke in her captivating, mature voice.

"Sorry, brother, this is my first time playing this game, and I don't know how to play it."

"Holy crap! A young lady! And she has a mature, sophisticated voice!" Gao Jianli's voice came through the phone, his tone full of shock.

The next second, top laner Arthur also turned on his microphone, and his voice was full of bubbly sounds.

"Don't be sad, girl. The mid laner is terrible and speaks rudely. Don't play with him, come with me. I'm a top-ranked Arthur player in my country, I'm gentle, and I never swear in games. I'll definitely carry you to victory. By the way, let's add each other as friends after this game."

"I'm sorry! Miss! I was wrong, I didn't know you were a woman!" Gao Jianli's voice came from the phone, followed by a few coughs, and Gao Jianli's voice immediately became bubbly.

"Ahem, it's all my fault. I made a mistake just now. Don't listen to that noob top laner. Follow me, and I'll be undefeated from now on and go godlike. I'll definitely carry you to victory."

"Thank you all. I hope you're all doing well. Tomie is okay. It's really manly for a boy to swear. So manly! Let's add each other as friends after this game."

Tomie's smile grew increasingly dangerous and smug as she spoke into her phone, "But Tomie can only be with one person. Ugh, this is such a dilemma."

"You can speak Chinese too?" Xiao Xian asked in surprise, looking at Tomie who was communicating fluently.

"I speak many languages." Tomie winked playfully at Xiao Xian.

"Follow me!" Gao Jianli, the mid-laner, shouted in voice chat. "He's just a Arthur, what a loadout! I, Gao Jianli, can take on five of them!"

"Follow me! What the hell? You think you're so great? What kind of weakling dares to compete with me! Can you even handle it? Do you even have the ability? You piece of trash!"

The top laner Arthur showed no mercy, seemingly provoked by Tomie's comment that even boys can be manly when they swear, and his words became increasingly irritable.

"What did you say?! You dare to curse me! You **** I'll f*** you." His words turned into gibberish, showing that the mid-laner Gao Jianli was indeed very angry, and he unleashed a barrage of family slurs at the top laner.

"I've got a short temper! Where are you! Tell me, if you have the guts, just say it! Let's meet offline! Whoever chickens out is a coward!" Arthur showed no mercy to mid-laner Gao Jianli and directly issued a real-life duel invitation.

"I'm not afraid of you! You piece of trash!" Mid-laner Gao Jianli immediately retorted.

(End of this chapter)