American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 272 Let's Get a Massage (Fifth Update!)

The next morning, Harley walked into Bruce's room with the documents, only to be shocked by what she saw. Bruce was holding a whip, wildly lashing a chair, looking like he had gone mad.

Beside him, Xiao Xian calmly drank his wine, watching Bruce's crazy actions with a relaxed and composed expression.

Harley frowned and asked, "What's going on?"

Xiao Xian chuckled and explained, "Bruce is imagining whipping me out of jealousy. I should have pretended to be asleep and not cooperated this morning; the post-coital period really makes you tough."

Harley's eyes widened in surprise. "I thought Bruce would get rid of you, like he did with the maids who knew his secrets."

Xiao Xian shrugged slightly and said leisurely, "Maybe they originally had this plan, but because my performance was too outstanding, they couldn't bear to give it up."

"I see." Harley nodded. "Then I'll bring him the documents later."

"I think it's fine. We can just wait for the post-sage period to pass," Xiao Xian shrugged.

After the whipping, Bruce stopped, panting, wiped the sweat from his brow, and turned to Xiao Xian. His eyes revealed a hint of envy and jealousy.

"I'm sorry, Bin," Bruce forced a smile, "I just acted impulsively. I was so jealous seeing you playing cards with Selena."

Xiao Xian smiled magnanimously, waved his hand, and said, "It's okay, I understand how you feel. Besides, playing cards with Selena is really fun, I don't think it's a bad deal."

Upon hearing this, Bruce's facial muscles twitched visibly, his inner anger almost bursting forth. He suppressed his rage and forced out a sentence through gritted teeth: "It's nothing."

If it weren't for the difficulty in finding someone who looks like Xiao Xian, Bruce would have killed Ah Bin right now.

What Bruce found strange was that the more he hated Bin, the more excited he felt when he thought about Bin and Selena playing cards.

Xiao Xian nodded calmly, seemingly oblivious to Bruce's emotional shift. Bruce looked at Xiao Xian, a sense of powerlessness welling up inside him, but he knew he needed to stay calm and not let his emotions spiral out of control.

After calming himself down and letting his period of reflection pass, Bruce looked at Xiao Xian in front of him and had another idea in mind.

Bruce turned around, took a bottle of special healing potion from the safe in the room, walked back to Xiao Xian's side, and handed the potion to him.

"Bin, this is a specially made treatment from Wayne Enterprises," Bruce explained. "Applying this will make you heal quickly and won't leave scars."

Xiao Xian nodded and took the medicine. He glanced at the bottle, smiled, and said, "Thank you, Mr. Bruce. I will use it."

Bruce then asked, "Do you know how to give massages?"

Xiao Xian hesitated for a moment before answering, "A little bit."

Bruce nodded. "I'll have the maids at the manor teach you some massage techniques, and this afternoon I'll arrange for you to give Selena a massage."

Xiao Xian looked surprised, but quickly regained his composure and said with a smile, "Okay, I will try my best to learn and meet Selena's needs. For world peace, right?"

Bruce smiled with satisfaction and patted Xiao Xian on the shoulder. "That's right, it's all for world peace. It seems you're quite enlightened now."

Next, Li Na, the Chinese-American maid in charge of massage at the manor, found Xiao Xian's room. She was an experienced maid who had worked in high-end massage parlors for many years. She began to patiently teach Xiao Xian some basic massage techniques, from techniques and pressure to how to relieve physical fatigue through massage.

Seeing that Xiao Xian was learning very quickly, Li Na nodded in satisfaction. As Bruce had promised, the more Xiao Xian learned, the more bonus she would receive.

"Very good, Ah Bin, you learn very quickly. Next, I will teach you some special techniques."

She took an acupoint chart from a drawer and placed it on the table. The chart marked various important acupoints on the human body.

"These are acupoints on the human body," Li Na pointed to some locations on the diagram. "Massaging these acupoints can not only relax the body, but also stimulate different emotions and interests."

She pointed to an acupoint on the diagram, "This is Baihui (GV20). Massaging this point with special techniques can relax people and enhance feelings of pleasure. And this one," she pointed to another acupoint, "is Shenmen (HT7). Massaging this point with special techniques can relieve stress and increase interest in playing cards."

Of course, he also taught Xiao Xian some special things, such as which acupressure points could stimulate interest in playing cards, and which acupressure points could make people happier.

"Interesting." Xiao Xian tried it on the model maid and it worked! These massage techniques not only combined with his magic to have a synergistic effect, but also, combined with the powers of his Blissful World, he felt there was a lot of room for development.

Furthermore, the acupoints on this chart are somewhat similar to those in cultivation methods, except that cultivation methods have more and more complete acupoints.

At noon, Bruce and Selena had lunch together in the dining room of Wayne Manor. Sunlight streamed through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the table was laden with exquisite dishes. Bruce looked at Selena, his eyes filled with tenderness.

"Selena," Bruce said, "I have a suggestion this afternoon. How about we try a massage? I recently hired some massage therapists from the East; their techniques are excellent and can effectively relieve fatigue and relax the mind and body."

Selena looked up at Bruce, a hint of curiosity in her eyes. "Oh? An Eastern masseur? Are their techniques really that amazing?"

Bruce smiled and nodded. "Yes, I've experienced it myself, and it's excellent. They know how to massage specific acupoints to make people feel completely relaxed."

Selena was touched by Bruce's words and said with a smile, "That's great, I'd love to try this special massage too."

In the afternoon, Bruce and Selena arrived at the massage room at Wayne Manor. A faint aroma of fragrance filled the room, and soft music played in the background. Selena wore no outer clothing, only a black lace lingerie set, elegant and sexy. Her figure was shapely, her skin smooth and delicate, exuding a captivating charm.

Selena's long hair cascaded down her shoulders like a waterfall, her eyes were deep and captivating, and a faint smile played on her lips.

Bruce looked at Selena, a hint of admiration and excitement flashing in his eyes. He whispered, "Selena, you're so beautiful. Marrying you is truly my blessing."

"Thanks~ You're handsome and amazing too~" Selena winked at Bruce and said, "To be honest, your performance last night and this morning has changed my perception of you."

"Haha~" Bruce's lips twitched. He didn't know how to respond for a moment, so he just laughed to cover up his embarrassment.

(End of this chapter)