Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 16 Shen He: Did you do it on purpose or by accident?

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Shen He got some good tea from Flander, and after brewing it and taking a few sips, he immediately spat it out when he heard Tang San's song.

What the hell is going on? How did Tang San end up singing this song?

Could Tang San also be a time traveler, and a dark-skinned one at that?

Tang San knows absolutely nothing about music, so the system thoughtfully selected a few songs from the music library for him.

Shen He:

You randomly selected this song from the music library, right?

Did you do it on purpose, or accidentally? I think you're just making fried fish with chicken wings and artificial flavoring!

Dai Mubai was about to swing his tiger claws when he heard Tang San's words and froze in place.

"What...what do you mean?"

Tang San plucked the strings of his zither, looking directly at Dai Mubai before him, and sang, "You are mine, but who am I to you?"

"You're my classmate, what else could you be?!"

Dai Mubai looked at his bare upper body with some confusion, and couldn't help but feel a little flustered.

"Tang San just said I'm his? Could it be that he's... wrong? Isn't Xiao Wu his girlfriend?"

"No, no, he always calls Xiaowu 'little sister,' could they be sisters?"

Just as Dai Mubai was frantically imagining things in his mind, almost to the point of creating a melodramatic family drama, Ma Hongjun suddenly became a little anxious.

Dai Mubai finally seized the opportunity, why not quickly defeat Tang San instead of thinking about anything else?

You have to understand that even if he can hold off Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing for the time being, his soul power is ultimately limited.

Although he is fat, he doesn't want to publicly call himself a pig!

"Boss Dai, stop chatting and hurry up and make your move!" Ma Hongjun shouted.

Upon hearing Ma Hongjun's words, Dai Mubai blushed and once again channeled his soul power, preparing to launch an attack on Tang San.

His tall frame was slightly hunched, as if he were poised to strike, clearly ready to deliver a thunderous blow at any moment.

However, Tang San seemed unconcerned, continuing to play his zither and sing, "One more glance and it'll explode."

Upon hearing this, Dai Mubai was immediately shocked. Tang San's mental strength was so terrifying that he would explode if he just made eye contact with him?

Tang San's words startled Dai Mubai, who quickly turned his head away, not daring to meet Tang San's eyes.

However, his accumulated soul power had not diminished, and even without looking in the direction, he could immediately launch an attack on Tang San.

"Closer, closer, I'm about to melt."

Upon hearing this, Dai Mubai felt a chill run down his spine, knowing that Tang San possessed poison-related abilities.

But you'll be melted if you get even a little close; this poison is just too potent.

Tang San was probably reminding him not to get too close, otherwise he might accidentally hurt him.

However, Xiao Wu was forced to retreat repeatedly by Ma Hongjun's Phoenix Fire Line, and actually retreated to Tang San's side, even accidentally brushing against Tang San's body.

Dai Mubai's lips twitched, and he angrily said to Tang San, "You actually lied to me?! I used to consider you a good brother, how could you become such a shameless person and mislead me?"

There's no way to turn off poison damage to teammates. Xiao Wu just brushed against Tang San, but she wasn't poisoned. Dai Mubai immediately realized he'd been tricked.

Tang San laughed heartily, swaying as he sang while holding his zither: "This is the first time I've become like this, no matter how I deny it."

"Just because you're so beautiful, baby, just because you're so beautiful, baby."

Seeing Tang San's smug look, Dai Mubai was furious. He rolled up his sleeves, bared his arms, and rushed over, ready to give Tang San a good beating with electric cannons.

However, at this moment, Tang San's music suddenly changed, and his gaze changed from looking down to looking directly at Dai Mubai.

"I want."

Tang San sang the word "I want" with a hundred thousand and eight thousand trills, and his tone was like that of an old technician in a brothel in Soto City who hadn't seen a customer in twenty years, revealing an undisguised longing.

Dai Mubai's body trembled, and he felt goosebumps rise all over his body. He stretched out his hand and said to Tang San in a trembling voice, "What do you want?"

Tang San's lips curled into a slight smile as he winked at Dai Mubai: "I want you."

Dai Mubai: ? ? ? !!!

Not only Dai Mubai, but also the battles on Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing and Ma Hongjun's side have stopped at this time.

All three of them twitched at the corners of their mouths, staring incredulously in the direction of Tang San and Dai Mubai.

What the hell did I just hear?

The Blue Silver Pig stretched out one hoof to cover its face, while waving the other hoof repeatedly, as if to say that it really didn't know Tang San.

"Tang San, please calm down!" Dai Mubai waved his hand and retreated in a panic.

However, Tang San continued to approach Dai Mubai step by step, a shy smile on his face, his body twisted into a pretzel shape, and his index finger, as thick as a rolling pin, gently tapped Dai Mubai's chest.

"I want your love, why won't you come to me?"

Although Shen He only modified a single word in the narration, the system will correct the related realities, which is the terrifying aspect of rule-based abilities.

There's nothing wrong with the song itself, but for Tang San to sing it to Dai Mubai is just too provocative.

Originally, Tang Shenwang, who prided himself on being pure and innocent, was transformed into a lovesick old woman under the power of the system.

Not far away, Flander slowly walked over, but his old face was full of shock.

He flew over from the air, so he naturally saw what had just happened.

Seeing Tang San like this, Flander couldn't help but recall the things Tang Hao had done before.

"The father is like this, and so is the son!"

"Damn it, the Clear Sky Sect, they're playing these fancy tricks?"

Xiao Wu's rosy lips were wide open, almost big enough to fit an egg.

She couldn't believe what she was seeing. Hadn't her third brother always liked her? Why was he suddenly interested in Dai Mubai?

If the competitor is another woman, she can also use words to make her back down.

But Tang San actually likes Dai Mubai and wants to be with him as a man, a man on top of a man, so what can she say?

Tang San approached Dai Mubai step by step, his smile growing increasingly lewd.

However, poor Dai Mubai was so frightened that he retreated repeatedly. He would probably never forget this bizarre scene for the rest of his life.

"You perverted freak, get out of here!"

Finally, Dai Mubai could no longer bear it and threw a powerful punch.

He now only regrets that he didn't kick Tang San a few more times with Ning Rongrong and the others during the freshman test; this guy is just too freakish.

Enraged, Dai Mubai unleashed his full power in this punch, sending Tang San flying.

He then slammed hard into the wall of a house not far away, nearly being flattened into a pancake.

However, Tang San's hands did not give up playing. The strings vibrated, and he began to sing again.

"Dai Mubai, you make me cry, Dai Mubai, you make me cry, Dai Mubai, you make me cry and cry and cry and cry."

(End of this chapter)