Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 20 Master Yu: My cultivation has broken through!

"What's that smell? It stinks!"

"Damn, Boss Dai, you stink!"

"Ugh, I'm going to throw up!"

Master Yu's body was soaking wet, clearly indicating that he had just taken a shower and changed into a new set of clothes.

However, he emitted a foul stench that made even a scoundrel like Zhao Wuji feel nauseous and almost vomit.

Shen He circulated his soul power to seal his mouth and nose, then moved to an upwind position, immediately feeling much more comfortable.

However, he still felt a little confused. Master Yu hadn't eaten any immortal herbs, so how could he have reached level 30?

You should know that the biggest mistake Tang San made in the original story was accepting this charlatan as his teacher.

This so-called teacher provided almost no guidance to Tang San in cultivation, because there were no cultivation techniques in Douluo Continent. Apart from Tang San's innate Xuan Tian Gong, everyone else relied on meditation to increase their soul power.

This resulted in Master Yu being unable to provide Tang San with any help in terms of cultivation speed, and he even had to rely on Tang San's immortal herbs.

Even without this teacher, Tang San would still become a god; it wouldn't delay him at all.

Moreover, when this number one theoretical master of the Soul Master world led his good disciple Tang San into the Soul Hunting Forest to obtain their first Soul Ring, they were almost poisoned to death by the Mandragora Snake that suddenly appeared on the outskirts of the Soul Hunting Forest. Can you believe that?

Because he misjudged the strength of the spirit beast, and because his own spirit was just a pig that could fart, the future Sea God almost died at the hands of a hundred-year-old Mandragora Snake.

In the end, it was Tang San who killed the Mandala Snake with his hidden weapon skills and also cured Master Yu's poison.

The only knowledge that Master Yu passed down to Tang San that he could use until the very end was his precise knowledge of the age of various soul beasts.

However, to be honest, you can easily obtain this kind of basic knowledge from any Soul Master organization, even a small sect.

A teacher is one who imparts knowledge, instructs in skills, and resolves doubts. The problem is that Master Yu has not touched any of these three things.

Tang San's experience in the martial arts world came from the teachings of the Tang Sect in his previous life, while his old silver coin and hypocritical personality was his own nature and had nothing to do with Master Yu.

If I had to describe him in layman's terms, Master Yu would be like a casual gamer who posts on game forums every day.

After watching a few videos of expert players, I felt like I also had the title of "National Server Champion".

But to his surprise, none of the clubs wanted him, and they wouldn't even let him participate in trials.

Tang San, on the other hand, was a newbie player who had just entered the game. At the start of the game, he heard Master Yu bragging about how awesome his skills were and how detailed his awareness was.

After becoming Tang San's apprentice, Master Yu immediately took him to play a simple AI match. Tang San gave up first blood at the start, fed badly in the first minute, collapsed all three lanes in the second minute, and had all six items on the opposing team in the third minute!

This is so bad it's baffling even the human player. How can someone be this bad?

The most unbelievable thing is that Master Yu can't even damage wild monsters, and his skills always seem to miss.

In the end, it was Tang San's classic Tang Sect style of sneaking around the enemy that barely managed to steal the crystal and win the game.

Upon seeing this, Master Yu's eyes lit up immediately. Wasn't this just incredibly lucky to have stumbled upon a treasure?

Then he went on and on about how there are no weak heroes, only weak summoners, and then he imparted some long and complicated theoretical knowledge to you.

However, after playing more games, Tang San realized that all the things Master Yu kept rambling on about were just things that anyone with a brain injury would know, like remembering to buy equipment and runes at the start of the game.

The problem is that he can't give you anything, and you have to buy him skins.

As a result, the Shrek Seven Devils ascended to heaven together, while Yu Xiaogang died of old age in the Douluo Continent. In the end, he didn't even reach the level of a Title Douluo until that important person mentioned it to him out of politeness.

It's no wonder that Yu Xiaogang's good disciple Tang San didn't take him to ascend to the God Realm. With Tang San's vengeful nature, he would have been lucky if Yu Xiaogang hadn't been chopped up and fed to the dogs.

What's wrong, Gangzi? Level 30 isn't enough? You want to ascend to the God Realm? You're dreaming!

You go out and keep watch at the door for me. Erlong isn't idle, so I'll help you ride for a while.

Xiao Wu scratched her head in confusion: "Master, I heard you say before that your cultivation was always restricted because of your martial soul, how come you suddenly broke through?"

Upon hearing Xiao Wu's words, everyone's gaze turned to Master Yu, their eyes filled with questions.

Master Yu's expression changed slightly. After hesitating for a moment, he finally explained, "It was because of the simulated cultivation environment that my cultivation level broke through."

"A simulated cultivation environment?" Everyone was even more puzzled.

"I never thought that since my martial soul Luo Sanpao's attack method is farting, then the toilet should be the best simulated training environment for me."

"That's why my cultivation level broke through."

Upon hearing Master Yu's words, Xiao Wu and the others couldn't hold back any longer and bent over, almost vomiting.

Master Yu continued, "However, I never expected that by using that filthy substance, I would actually feel my soul power loosen, and subsequently successfully break through to level 30!"

Master Yu's words immediately silenced everyone around him.

Shen He hesitated for a moment before asking, "Master Yu, no offense intended, I just wanted to ask, do you really like the smell?"

Master Yu fell silent for a moment, then nodded.

"Hiss!" Shen He exclaimed inwardly, "Holy crap, this is practically the Eighth Innate Sacred Body! So that thing had the same effect on Master Yu as the Immortal Herb!"

"If Master Yu wants to improve his cultivation, wouldn't he just live in the toilet every day?"

"From now on, his codename will be: Yu Xiaogang, the Manure Collector!"

Zhao Wuji's expression shifted for a long time before he finally managed to utter, "Master Yu is truly gifted!"

Shen He nodded and said, "Master Yu's breakthrough is definitely a good thing. I'll take you with me this time when we go to the Star Dou Great Forest."

"To ensure your safety during your training trip, today's lesson is that, apart from Oscar, each of you must eat at least one of the two types of sausages made by Oscar."

Upon hearing this, the students of Shrek Academy immediately groaned in dismay. Xiao Wu was the first to protest, asking, "Dean, what kind of class is this? Why do we have to eat such disgusting things?"

Shen He shrugged: "That's still better than eating farts, right?"

Then, everyone's eyes involuntarily turned to Master Yu.

Master Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't look at me, I'm not eating anymore, I'm already full."

"vomit!"

Master Yu's words caused the students to run outside and find a place to vomit.

Surprisingly, today's lesson was very successful. Dai Mubai and his group of students vomited up all their breakfast and had to eat Xiao Ao's sausages to fill their stomachs.

Moreover, compared to Master Yu's previous experience, they didn't seem so disgusted by Oscar's sausages anymore; in fact, the aroma of the sausages even whetted their appetites.

Indeed, if you want to break through your own bottom line, all you need to do is find someone whose bottom line is even lower than yours.

(End of this chapter)