Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 27 Titan Ape: Humans have no sense of martial ethics!

Seeing that Xiao Wu was about to fall into the hands of the Titan Giant Ape, Tang San's eyes immediately turned red.

That damned Titan Ape has already found a way to die!

Before Tang San could even land and regain his footing, he kicked the ground hard, propelling himself into the air. Using a nearby tree as a springboard, he leaped away, his hands flashing across his waist in a lightning-fast motion.

Tang San concealed the Dragon Beard Needle in his hand using the Mysterious Jade Hand technique.

Tang San flung out his Dragon Beard Needle, aiming it at the Titan Giant Ape's eye.

With a thought, Shen He transformed the word "eyes" into "chrysanthemum"!

More than ten dragon whisker needles were flung out by Tang San, heading straight for the Titan Giant Ape's lower body.

Chrysanthemums are a vital resource for any living thing.

Titan Giant Ape originally intended to snatch Xiao Wu and leave, but who knew that Tang San would be so despicable and shameless, resorting to such underhanded tactics.

The Titan Ape felt a tightness in its anus as the sharp tip of the Dragon Whisker Needle pierced it. Deprived of its soul power, the Needle began to curl up, causing the Titan Ape's face to contort in the same way.

Damn it, you have no martial ethics! (electronic music)

What's the point of even playing this game?! Tang San, that son of a bitch, deserves to die!

When Tang San treated its weaknesses in this way, the Titan Giant Ape, whose intelligence was already low, completely abandoned its original plans.

Then the Titan Ape let out a furious roar!

The black shockwave blew Tang San, who was unleashing his hidden weapons at full power, and his remaining hidden weapons flying far away, crashing heavily into a large tree.

But this level of rage is far from enough to match the Titan Ape's own fury!

"don't want."

Xiao Wu exclaimed in surprise as she watched Tang San being blown away.

But the Titan Giant Ape, already enraged, showed no intention of stopping. It touched its injured chrysanthemum, determined to make Tang San, who had bullied the flowers and plants, pay the price, as an environmental protector!

"Tang San, you idiot! Why did you provoke it when it was about to leave!"

The others were initially relieved to have survived with only minor injuries from the Titan Giant Ape, but Tang San's subsequent brainless actions made Ning Rongrong unable to hold back and start cursing.

It's one thing to attack, but to attack the Titan Ape's private parts? Wouldn't that get him ground to dust?

Upon hearing Ning Rongrong's words, the faces of the others twitched as well; if it were them, they would be doomed.

Fortunately, the Titan Ape's hatred was entirely focused on Tang San, and it had no interest in the other weaklings.

The Titan Ape casually grabbed a boulder, seemingly intending to throw it at Tang San to kill him.

Just then, Master Yu, who had been slacking off, couldn't sit still any longer when he saw his disciple was about to get into trouble. This big brother can't be allowed to get into trouble!

If something happens, who knows how Tang San's father will treat him? Recalling the experience of his and Flander's buttocks being touched in the grove that night, Master Yu quickly came up with a brilliant idea and took out two white radishes, handing one to himself and one to Luo Sanpao.

Then, without hesitation, he put the white radish into his mouth and began to chew.

After the man and the pig finished eating, Master Yu raised his hand and waved it, and his first hundred-year soul ring flew out and landed on Luo Sanpao.

"His farts are like thunder, deafening and earth-shattering."

Luo Sanpao let out a low roar, followed by a whooshing sound like a hurricane.

Its already obese belly expanded at an alarming rate, looking like a gradually enlarging ball.

Then Luo Sanpao's clear blue eyes lit up, and his round body suddenly sprang up, with a thunderous roar erupting in the air.

With a deafening roar, a yellow orb of light was suddenly released.

This guy truly lives up to his reputation as a master; he's already so arrogant just because he broke through to the Soul Venerable realm, actually daring to attack the Titan Giant Ape.

Yu Xiaogang had Luo Sanpao use his first soul skill to try and scare away the Titan Giant Ape.

That should bring this farce to a close.

Let me help you!

With a thought, Shen He immediately deleted the word "attempted"!

The yellow orb was incredibly fast, and in the blink of an eye it flew in front of the Titan Ape. Before the Titan Ape could even react, it was struck by Luo Sanpao's arrogant orb.

"puff--"

A cloud of smoke, carrying an indescribable odor, billowed out.

The Titan Ape was stunned. It had clearly not expected that Master Yu would have such a peculiar attack method.

But as foul as it may be, it can only disgust the Titan Giant Ape; it's far from enough to make the Titan Giant Ape abandon its hatred for Tang San and flee.

"Sanpao! What's wrong with you?"

After releasing his soul skill, Master Yu discovered that his first soul ring was still on Luo Sanpao's body, which puzzled him. Then, the churning sounds coming from Luo Sanpao's stomach made his expression change.

Oh no, I've got an upset stomach!

This feeling!

I'm afraid I'm in trouble.

No sooner had Master Yu finished speaking than Luo Sanpao's first spirit ring went out of control and began to flash at a high frequency.

With the flashing frequency, Luo Sanpao quickly returned to Master Yu's body. By chance, Master Yu successfully completed his first martial soul possession. Luo Sanpao's characteristics appeared on Master Yu's body, his body became fat, and his buttocks also became fat.

But this was not the end, because Master Yu's first soul skill went out of control.

The original soul skill on Luo Sanpao was farting, so after the martial soul is attached to the body, it is naturally used by the user to attack.

If Luo Sanpao is injured, Yu Dashi will also be affected. What will happen if Yu Dashi and Luo Sanpao both get diarrhea at the same time?

The answer is double the burst.

With his first spirit ring flashing at a high frequency out of control, Master Yu uncontrollably unleashed his spirit skills one after another.

With both stomach aches and diarrhea, this soul skill is more powerful than a mop covered in poop!

That aura even instilled fear in the Titan Ape.

The Titan Ape, which had initially harbored murderous intent, regained its senses and turned to run away from Master Yu with Xiao Wu, fearing that it would continue to be attacked by this attack, which was not very damaging but extremely disgusting.

Thus, a remarkable achievement was added to Master Yu's resume.

One person and one fart scared away a 100,000-year-old Titan Ape!

"You wretched human, your farts are even stinkier than the farts of a skunk with 100,000 years of cultivation!" the Titan Ape roared.

(End of this chapter)