Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 40 Master Yu scares away Bibi Dong!

Bibi Dong used her soul power to switch her teacup with Yu Xiaogang's teacup.

After discovering that this woman was suspicious, Shen He immediately used the narration system. After reading the narration, he realized that this mysterious masked woman was actually Bibi Dong, the Pope of the Spirit Hall!

After learning the woman's true identity, Shen He also understood why she wanted to recruit him. She probably discovered the powerful potential of his martial soul and wanted to obtain a method from him to surpass the normal lifespan of her third spirit ring and reach ten thousand years.

To be honest, the Spirit Hall isn't bad at all. Any ordinary Soul Master would want to break their own head to get in. If Shen He didn't have the system, he would have gone to the Spirit Hall.

But Shen He is a man with a system. Isn't gaining experience and growth from Tang San better than going to the Spirit Hall? He wouldn't even accept the title of Pope of the Spirit Hall.

Moreover, Bibi Dong is completely love-struck, she can't even see through a good-for-nothing like Master Yu. Just now she secretly drank the tea that Master Yu had left in front of her, there's no one else like her, does she really think no one saw her!

After all these years, with kids and a pope, has he still not seen through Master Yu's true nature? Or is it that the memories of his youthful, unattainable love are so strong?

Shen He was almost speechless. Being love-struck is truly awful!

"Master Yu, I don't think this has anything to do with you, right? Aren't we discussing my problem right now?"

Seeing Shen He say this, Bibi Dong was also somewhat dissatisfied. What was wrong with her finally getting to see Master Yu again after so many years and having a chat with him?

"Ahem, Dean Shen, you keep dragging your feet on giving me a response. Am I not allowed to continue recruiting others?"

Bibi Dong's implication was very clear: if you don't hurry up and say something, don't disturb my conversation with my ex! Even if you agree, it won't stop me from chatting with Master Yu!

Shen He was speechless when he heard Bibi Dong speak like that. She had just secretly drunk the tea that Master Yu had left over, hadn't she? Didn't she know that he slept with pigs and ate pig excrement? How disgusting.

"I've made up my mind. Even if the Pope of the Spirit Hall personally came to recruit me and appointed me as the next Pope, I would never become someone else's disciple or a watchdog!"

Shen He's righteous words, his unyielding spirit of never bowing down to join someone else's power, and his words implied that Master Yu was greedy for money and wanted to curry favor with rich women and become their lackeys.

"Dean Shen, how can you say that? Joining someone else's faction is a matter of mutual consent, and you make it sound so degrading."

Master Yu was afraid that the mysterious rich woman would be angry, so he quickly said that after all, it was really difficult for him to live in the pigsty of Shrek Academy, and the rich woman could effectively improve his living conditions.

"Master Yu, may I ask who you are and from what perspective you are speaking to me?"

Seeing Master Yu so clueless, not taking himself seriously and just fawning over the rich woman Shen He, I couldn't help but laugh.

"who I am?"

With a wealthy woman in front of him, Master Yu naturally showed no fear and continued to deceive with unwavering confidence.

Moreover, the art of deception is ingrained in his very being, almost to the point of instinct.

"I am..."

Unfortunately, Shen He couldn't hold back any longer. He was already disgusted by Bibi Dong's love-obsessed brain, and now even Master Yu dared to criticize him. Without hesitation, Shen He started revising the narration.

He wanted to make Master Yu lose face and make Bibi Dong, who was obsessed with love, get to know her first love and ex-boyfriend Yu Xiaogang properly again!

Master Yu introduced himself, stating that he was the number one theoretical master in the Soul Master world.

The word "theory" was immediately transformed into "bullshit" under Shen He's modification.

The boastful words that Master Yu was about to say were completely different now.

"I'm the number one farting master in the Soul Master world!"

His extremely proud demeanor, coupled with his completely lack of assertiveness, truly shocked Bibi Dong. Even Tang San looked like he was doomed, as if his teacher had gone mad again.

To prove his authority, Master Yu even let out a series of foul farts in front of the group.

"Pfft, pfft."

A series of foul-smelling farts were released in the cramped private room, their power astonishing; even Bibi Dong, wearing a veil, could smell the stench.

The once towering image of Master Yu in Bibi Dong's heart crumbled instantly, and the filter of first love was shattered to the point that even her own mother couldn't recognize her.

Is this the same Master Yu I know, confidently doing such vulgar things?

Bibi Dong was somewhat unable to accept such a drastic change in Master Yu.

"In the world of Soul Masters, no one can beat me at farting! To research better farts, and even more stinky farts, I even slept in a pigsty! Who works harder than me?"

"To better support my research, I even took on a disciple whose martial soul is a pig! If I don't succeed, who does? Give me a round of applause!"

Seeing the narration system unleash its power, Shen He immediately suppressed his sense of smell and applauded Master Yu in a very cooperative manner.

Tang San was getting a little anxious when he saw that the topic had suddenly gone off track.

Wait, what happened to the promise to help me find a powerful force to cultivate with? How did it turn out like this? How am I supposed to latch onto a rich woman now?!

"Ahem, Ms. Wang Dong'er, my teacher has been somewhat delirious since his last breakthrough. Please don't worry about it; he'll be fine in a little while!"

This was devastating for Bibi Dong. At that moment, she wished she could rinse her mouth with water hundreds of times and then leave Master Yu far away, never to see him again.

Meanwhile, Master Yu's farts became more and more frequent and increasingly foul, making the air in the entire room visibly more polluted.

Bibi Dong could no longer tolerate the disgusting atmosphere. She hurriedly left a sentence and immediately fled the teahouse.

"Excuse me, I suddenly remembered I have something important to take care of, so I'll have to leave for a moment."

As the instigator, Shen He knew perfectly well that Bibi Dong was busy finding a place to rinse her mouth and catch her breath, and he didn't even want to stay any longer.

Shen He didn't pay the teahouse bill and left the unlucky place as fast as he could. As for Tang San and Master Yu, who cared about them?

Washing dishes to pay off debts had nothing to do with him.

(End of this chapter)