Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 54 The Flaw in Yoga Divine Skill!

"Of course, it's something I painstakingly researched and compiled from the human body! Have you forgotten everything I taught you, child?"

"Teacher, this exercise requires knowledge of acupoints and meridians. Practicing it haphazardly without understanding it can damage your meridians!"

Hearing Tang San say this, Master Yu was also stunned for a moment, because he really didn't know about this. But then he thought that the handwritten book also had the locations of meridians and acupoints, so what was there to be afraid of?

"I am naturally aware of the cultivation method I created, and of course, I took this into consideration. That's why I marked the routes and acupoints on the manual! Applause, please!"

Those Soul Masters who were initially hesitant applauded when they heard Master Yu's consideration for them, bringing the atmosphere to a climax.

"Master Yu truly lives up to his name; he even considered these things!"

"I'm so happy! To help us cultivate better, Master Yu even drew meridian diagrams and route maps!"

"Master Yu, I love you! I want to have your babies!"

"Master Yu! Master Yu!"

Does this work too?

Upon hearing Master Yu say this, Tang San began to seriously doubt the accuracy of Master Yu's handwritten copy. You must know that the meridians and acupoints of the human body and the circulation of soul power cannot be wrong in the slightest. If something really goes wrong and there is a problem with cultivation, it can lead to qi deviation!

"Teacher, I have a question. How were the acupoints and meridians in your newly created practice named? Why were they named that way? And what are the effects of each acupoint and meridian? As the creator of this new system, I'm sure you know, teacher?"

Hearing Tang San say this, the Soul Masters below the stage were also very interested. After all, they had only just learned about the meridians and acupoints of this new system and their respective effects. This was definitely something that only direct disciples could know! Even if the cultivation method were actually released, it probably wouldn't explain its mysteries in such detail!

Judging from this, Tang San probably asked this question because his teacher was keeping secrets from him.

However, the Soul Masters were naturally very happy to be able to learn about its mysteries for free.

"Yeah, yeah, Master Yu, just tell him! Let that kid give up on that idea!"

"Yes, we're very curious too!"

Agreeing voices rose and fell, and this was clearly not the time to refuse. However, Master Yu truly did not understand the mystery involved, so he could only pretend to know what he didn't and make up some random stories.

"Ahem, since everyone is so eager to know, I'll give a brief explanation. Considering various factors, I'll just pick one or two meridians and acupoints to explain."

"Let's start with the simplest acupoint! Why did I name this acupoint 'Acupoint'? Because it's located right in the lower abdomen where you inhale, so I called it that! As for its effects, it's quite simple, just like its name suggests: it helps with breathing and makes your breath flow smoothly!"

"And then there's the Mingmen acupoint. As the name suggests, it's a crucial point for a person. If this point is severely injured, it's either death or serious injury!"

"Baihui acupoint, because it's located in the brain, where all memories are stored! Everything you know is there, so I named it Baihui acupoint! As for its effects, it can refresh and invigorate the mind!"

What is all this nonsense? How can they make this up? This is just misinterpreting the words literally.

Hearing Master Yu's fabricated story, Tang San was both confused and shocked.

What the hell is all this nonsense? I even hesitated for a moment and almost fell for your trick.

So you were just bluffing me? The thing is, looking at the other people's expressions, they actually seem to believe it!

"Well said! Master Yu truly lives up to his name! The future national advisor of our Heavenly Dou Empire!"

When the Snow Night Emperor saw Master Yu begin to explain his fabricated theories about acupoints and meridians, which seemed to make perfect sense, he repeatedly applauded him.

The Soul Masters below all agreed, since even Emperor Xueye was right, so who would disagree?

This is bad! If this continues, given how far this fabrication goes, the Soul Master world might be doomed! To avoid being hunted down with Master Yu in the future, Tang San had no choice but to walk up to Master Yu and whisper to discuss it with him again.

Seeing Tang San make a move, Shen He, who was sitting below the stage, naturally wouldn't let him have his way.

Tang San wanted to get close to Master Yu and discuss things with him.

With a thought, Shen He changed the word "approach" to "beat up".

As the narration system took effect, Tang San became quite annoyed with the rambling Yu Da Shi.

Hey, try making up another one, you little rascal! You want me to clean up your mess?

Having such a master is truly the worst luck imaginable. If it were anyone else, I, Tang San, would have killed him a thousand times over.

Enraged, Tang San went up and gave Master Yu a big punch.

This sudden turn of events stunned all the Soul Masters below the stage. It was the first time that their disciple had dared to challenge their master so fiercely in front of so many people.

"You mistress! What exactly do you want?!"

Suddenly being challenged by his own disciple, Master Yu was worried about losing face and immediately shouted.

However, Tang San saw things differently. Seeing that Master Yu still dared to scold him, he felt that he had not done anything wrong, so he performed another over-the-shoulder throw, slamming Master Yu to the ground.

"What the heck?! What's going on here?"

If the previous intense confrontation was because Tang San couldn't hold back, then this over-the-shoulder throw clearly shows Tang San's attitude.

"What exactly are you trying to do, you rebellious disciple?!"

"What am I going to do? Of course, I'm going to mess with you, you bastard teacher! You dare call yourself my master?"

While cursing, Tang San didn't care at all that many soul masters were watching them. He just used his soul power to beat up Master Yu, and while beating him, he also complained about his grievances.

"You stole my martial arts techniques, huh! You're spouting nonsense about acupoints, huh! You're misleading people, huh! Just wait till I fucking beat you up!"

"I didn't steal your martial arts technique!"

"Stop trying to deny it! Everyone, watch closely today! This is a matter between my master and me. Didn't he create this cultivation method? Take a good look and see if the founder of this method actually practiced it himself!"

Hearing Tang San say this, the Soul Master who originally wanted to go up and stop him hesitated for a moment. If he had created a peerless technique, he would definitely cultivate it. Moreover, the master is definitely stronger than the disciple. It is impossible for Master Yu to be unable to defeat his disciple. If it is the way the master and disciple get along, it seems that it is not good to disturb them.

So, amidst the discussions, the image of Tang San beating up Master Yu, a filial son, was firmly etched in everyone's hearts.

No one can resist having fun!

"Where are the guards! Why isn't the royal family sending someone to stop this traitor!"

(End of this chapter)