Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 6 Master Yu: You've spent your whole life swindling and cheating, yet you've hurt me so deeply!

"Soul Power Level 8, cannot pass. Take ten gold soul coins and leave!"

"Your martial soul is a hoe? Your innate soul power is level zero? Then what are you doing here taking this test? Take your money and get out of here."

"Oh, ma'am, you're already ninety, what are you doing here causing trouble? What, you don't know which number is bigger, ninety or thirteen? Brilliant!"

Li Yusong sat down at the table for the first round of the entrance exam once again. However, as time went on, the people who came to take the freshman exam seemed increasingly strange.

Vegetable vendors, farmers tilling the land, and even a madman came over with his own chicken, asking if he could let it take the entrance exam.

To get his consent, the man even styled the chicken's hair in a middle part and dressed it in overalls.

Li Yusong completely broke down. "If you have this skill, you can even give chickens haircuts. Wouldn't you have been rich by now if you opened a pet shop?"

However, according to Flander's instructions, everyone who comes to participate in the freshman test, regardless of whether they pass or not, can receive ten gold soul coins.

This is why so many people participated in the test; they were basically all residents from the vicinity of Soto City who wanted to take advantage of the situation.

The academy's savings from the years he had retrieved from the money exchange in Soto City had been completely depleted, while Flanders had somehow found two moneylenders who were now discussing business in the gatehouse.

"Is this Shrek Academy?"

Hearing the sudden sound, Li Yusong looked up and found that there was another person beside him.

The man appeared to be in his forties or fifties, of medium build, and somewhat thin.

He had short black hair parted in a 3/7 ratio, and his appearance was very ordinary, but he had a unique, sleazy aura about him.

The newcomer was none other than Tang San's mentor, Yu Xiaogang, the number one bragging master in the soul master world, who not only possessed a useless martial soul but was also a useless soul master.

After Tang San left Notting City, Master Yu was worried about his disciple, so he followed Tang San and Xiao Wu to Soto City.

Of course, the real reason was that he had been eating and drinking for free at the Notting City Junior Soul Master Academy's dean's place, who was also his friend, for six years, and he himself felt that he couldn't stay there any longer.

Although Master Yu is shameless, he still cares about his reputation and doesn't want to be known as a freeloader.

After much deliberation, he chose to go to Shrek Academy, hoping to earn a living with his old friend Flander.

Li Yusong glanced at Master Yu, slapped his forehead hard, and showed a helpless expression.

"Hey bro, you look older than me, don't bother me. Hurry up, take your money and get out of here!"

Master Yu's lips twitched, and he said, somewhat puzzled, "What do you mean? Do you think I'm a beggar?"

"I'm your Dean Flanders' good brother, watch out or I'll get him fired, you old codger!"

Li Yusong was slightly taken aback upon hearing this, then said in surprise, "You're a friend of the dean?"

"Absolutely genuine!" Master Yu said, raising his chin. "Where is Flander? Tell him to come see me!"

"Our dean is in the gatehouse discussing business with someone and can't come out for the time being," Li Yusong said coldly.

Clearly, he was also somewhat annoyed by Master Yu's earlier remark about being an old man.

However, Master Yu didn't care about any of that, and without saying anything to Li Yusong, he walked directly towards the gatehouse.

Just then, Flanders came out of the gatehouse.

When Flander saw Master Yu, his eyes lit up immediately: "Xiao Gang, what brings you here?"

Master Yu lowered his head, reached out and rubbed his eyes, which immediately turned bloodshot.

Looking at his old friend of many years, Yu Da Shi's eyes were filled with tears as he opened his arms and walked over.

"Old Owl, it's been so many years! I've missed you so much!"

"My brother's almost starving, you have to help me!"

Flanders paused for a moment upon hearing this, then waved his hand and said, "That's nothing. We agreed to share both good times and bad, and that still stands even after decades!"

Master Yu was overjoyed upon hearing this: "That's great, that's great! Do you think there's any problem with me becoming your vice dean?"

"As long as you're here, everything is negotiable." Flander patted Yu Da Shi on the shoulder. "Elbow, take off your clothes and come inside with me."

Master Yu: ? ? ?

"Uh, old owl, what do you mean by this?" Master Yu stammered. "I'm a respectable man! I've remained chaste for Erlong all these years, you can't harm me!"

Flanders retorted irritably, "Why would I harm you?"

Then, he pulled Master Yu to the gatehouse, pointed to the two people inside, and said, "These two are my friends. They've come to paint a picture for me, but they can't wear clothes."

"Since you're here too, I'll have them paint one for you as well. That's art, you know?"

Master Yu:

He never expected that after so many years, his old friend would have developed such a bizarre hobby.

But now that he wants to live under someone else's roof and make a living under Flanders, he has no choice but to do whatever they say.

It's just painting a picture together, right? Just bear with it and it'll pass.

After hesitating for a moment, Master Yu found a place where no one could see him, took off his clothes, and walked into the gatehouse with Flander.

After a while, the two "artists" left Shrek Academy satisfied.

After Yu Da Shi finished dressing, he asked Flander beside him with some confusion, "By the way, Old Cathawk, what are all those people queuing up at the academy gate for?"

While buttoning his shirt, Flander waved his hand and said, "This is a new rule at Shrek Academy. Everyone who takes the entrance exam gets ten gold soul coins?"

"Sign up and get free Soul Coins?" Master Yu was utterly dumbfounded. "That's fucking creative!"

Thinking about this, he couldn't help but feel a little regretful. Why didn't he collect the money before coming back to find Flander?

"By the way, those two artists were really strange. Why did they make us stack up together?" Master Yu said, puzzled. "But their painting skills were quite impressive. They were incredibly lifelike, almost indistinguishable from real people."

"Artists? They're not artists," Flander said.

"Huh? Not artists?" A bad feeling suddenly arose in Master Yu's heart. "Then what do they do?"

"They are moneylenders in Soto City. They issued too much money today, and the academy's funds are insufficient, so I borrowed 100,000 gold soul coins from them," Flander said.

Master Yu's lips twitched, and he grabbed Flander's shoulder, his voice trembling as he said, "Then what about the painting you had them draw?"

"I mortgaged the academy's land deed to them, but they said that if I, a Soul Saint, wanted to seize the land deed by force and then renege on the debt, there was nothing they could do."

"So they said they would paint a picture like that for me, and it couldn't just be me alone; I also had to have a friend or relative act as a guarantor for the contract."

"And then you're going to make me take the blame?" Master Yu practically shouted.

"Xiao Gang, I'm dedicating myself to a great cause of charity!" Flander said, dissatisfied. "Doing charity is my lifelong dream. As my good brother, shouldn't you support me?"

"As I just said, we brothers share both good times and bad. You can't back down at a time like this!"

Master Yu said bitterly, "What if you can't repay this money?!"

"The contract states that if the money is not repaid by the due date, they will post those drawings all over Douluo Continent."

"And then, we'll both have to sell our bodies in the brothels of Soto."

"I am XXXXXXXXXXX! You are XXXXXXXX, how did I ever know you, you XXXXXX!"

Enraged, Yu Da rushed forward and grabbed Flander by the neck, choking him until his eyes rolled back.

"Four-eyed cat owl, I'll fight you to the death!!!"

The system's effect was already nearing its end, and with Yu Da Shi's actions, Flander suddenly regained his senses.

However, he now feels that it might be better for him to remain a little confused.

The moment he opened his eyes, he already knew what incredible thing he had done.

He didn't know how he suddenly became so obsessed. Originally, he set up this entrance exam to make money, but he turned it into charity work, or rather, charity work with loans.

All she remembers now is how the praise and admiration from those around her when she was throwing away handfuls of gold soul coins almost made her feel like she was flying.

However, when he finally came to his senses, he realized the enormity of his mistake, which had burdened him with a debt as heavy as a mountain.

"My money! My money! My savings for my funeral over the years! It's all gone!"

Flander covered his face and knelt on the ground, wailing loudly.

Master Yu was also lying on the ground, crying and rolling around in pain.

One hundred thousand gold soul coins! Even if he really went to sell hooks, he couldn't earn that much money in his whole life!

He spent his whole life swindling and cheating, only to be tricked to death by Flanders in the end!

If those paintings were to spread, especially if Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong saw them, he would be truly doomed.

For a hypocrite like Master Yu, who is all talk and no action, dying in a social setting is more unacceptable than actually dying.

"Oh no, Dean! Something terrible has happened!"

Dai Mubai pushed open the door and ran into the room, only to see Dean Flander cosplaying as a baby with a stranger, lying on the ground rolling around and crying.

Dai Mubai, who had never witnessed such a scene before, was stunned for a moment, while Flander, seeing that a student had arrived, quickly stood up and wiped the tears from his face.

"What's wrong, Mu Bai? Why are you in such a panic?"

Upon hearing this, Dai Mubai hesitated for a moment, then said, "Tang San, Tang San is going to be beaten to death!"

(End of this chapter)