Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 71: The Primitive Man Master Yu and His Disciples!

"What should we do now that she's cheating on us?"

Having finally managed to escape Heaven Dou City by hiding in a manure truck that transported pig manure with Tang San, Master Yu was very worried and discussed the situation with Tang San.

This near-get-rich-quick and near-arrest experience kept him on the edge of his seat. After learning about Dou Ni Wan's fraud, he understood that he wouldn't be able to return to Tian Dou City anytime soon. Unless Dou Ni Wan was caught and it was proven that he and his master were also victims, they would probably spend the rest of their lives being searched and pursued by the crazy crowd who had been cheated out of their money.

"Of the thirty-six stratagems, running away is the best! Master, we can only seek refuge for now, but in this vast world, where can we find a place to hide?"

Tang San sighed. Ever since he became Yu Da Shi's disciple, he had never had a good life. He thought he could turn things around this time, but he failed again. He began to wonder if there was something wrong with Yu Da Shi's luck. It felt like his master had never had a smooth life! Now, his luck was also failing.

"Don't be so pessimistic, mistress! We still managed to escape, didn't we? I refuse to believe our luck can keep going downhill. It's about time our fortunes turned around, right?"

Seeing that Tang San was not in high spirits, Master Yu comforted him with a few words. In the current situation, he knew very well that the two of them had to stick together and not have any more problems, otherwise they might be completely finished.

"It's not that there's nowhere to stay."

"Master, what do you mean?"

Seeing that Master Yu still looked confident and believed he could turn things around, Tang San was filled with admiration for Master Yu's mysterious confidence.

"Don't forget my reputation in the martial arts world!"

"Despicable and shameless Yu Xiaogang? Greedy and lecherous Master Yu?"

"screw you!"

Hearing his disciple Tang San's evaluation of him, even if it was all true, Master Yu couldn't help but flick Tang San's forehead.

"He is the foremost theoretical master!"

"so what?"

"It's time for us to pick up our professional knowledge again!"

While shaking his head and swaying, Master Yu also showed off his knowledge.

"Hey, Little San, let me test you. Which Soul Beast Forest is the closest to Heaven Dou City?"

"Sunset Forest, of course!"

Upon hearing that Master Yu was the question, Tang San answered without hesitation.

"So, teacher, you mean we should hide in Sunset Forest? Until things calm down, or Mr. Dou is arrested and our innocence is proven, before we go back?"

"Of course! You know, the Soul Beast Forest is an excellent hiding place, and the Sunset Forest is also near Heaven Dou City, making it a perfect place to hide!"

"With our understanding of various spirit beasts, we can easily solve our food and drink problems with the spirit beasts on the outskirts!"

As he spoke, Master Yu held his head high and puffed out his chest.

"I refuse to believe those guys would risk coming to Sunset Forest, a place only those seeking breakthroughs would go to, to look for us!"

"Hey, you! Quick, block that road! I've chased that Soft-Boned Rabbit over here!"

"Yes, Master! Blue Silver Pig, hurry up!"

Hearing the commotion from Master Yu's side, Tang San immediately commanded the reluctant Blue Silver Pig to meet the ten-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit. The Blue Silver Pig knocked out the Soft Bone Rabbit with a fart, and then Blue Silver Entanglement followed, binding it tightly.

"Well done!"

Under Tang San's excited gaze, the Blue Silver Pig looked like it was about to vomit at the sight of the Soft Bone Rabbit.

Although the meat of the soft-boned rabbit was quite good, tender and juicy, they couldn't resist eating it for a whole month!

And most importantly, eating rabbit meat won't fill you up; the more you eat, the hungrier you get!

The master and apprentice have both lost a lot of weight in the past month. With high-intensity exercise and a high-protein diet, Master Yu is almost turning into a fitness master with a muscular body!

"Great! Today's meals are sorted out!"

At this moment, Master Yu was clearly no longer as confident as he had been at the beginning. He had a full beard and his clothes were tattered.

Obviously, he hadn't considered the difference in strength between the two of them, who only possessed the combat power of Soul Masters, and the Soul Beasts of Sunset Forest, which were known for their delicious food. Over the course of a month, they went through various theoretical discussions and battles, and finally discovered that the only food that was both energy-efficient and tasty was the Soft Bone Rabbit, which had an unknown litter size and was very easy to catch.

"Master, when will this day end?"

Tang San caught the Soft Bone Rabbit, skillfully gutted it, and after observing the surroundings to make sure there was no danger, he started a fire to roast the meat.

Due to the smell of blood and other factors, they had to quickly roast the rabbit before moving on to another hunting location; otherwise, staying too long might attract the attention of other spirit beasts or spirit masters.

At this moment, Tang San was covered in dust and his hair was a mess. It was clear that his life as a primitive man for the past month had not been easy. Although he did not have to worry about food and drink, he would be chased away when he encountered some high-level soul beasts that came to the outskirts to forage for food.

"It should be soon, right? It's been so long, they should have caught them by now, shouldn't they?"

Master Yu was also becoming uncertain at this point. After all, he was also getting tired of this kind of life. If it weren't for his disciple Tang San, he really wouldn't have been able to endure it alone in Sunset Forest.

"With so many people involved in this scam, including Prince Xuexing, if we concentrate our efforts on arresting them, even someone who can fly will be caught."

"Shall we go out and take a look?"

Tang San sprinkled seasoning onto the soft-boned rabbit in his hand and tentatively asked.

"It's not impossible."

"Let's go out after we finish eating!"

Where do you want to go?

An aged voice came from behind Tang San and Master Yu. Looking in the direction of the voice, an old man with dark green beard and hair, sunken cheeks, and a thin figure walked out.

The old man remained expressionless as he watched the two people grilling meat, but his eyes shone like emeralds.

"Master and disciple? I heard everything you just said."

"Who are you?"

Seeing that the old man had messy hair and was dressed poorly, Master Yu and Tang San didn't take him seriously.

"Judging by your attire, could it be that you, like us, have done something wrong and are hiding from people?"

"Are you the infamous Master Yu and Tang San, who conned Emperor Xueye to death and swindled Prince Xuexing out of a large sum of money?"

"What? You old man, you want to arrest someone? Look at yourself!"

Hearing Master Yu's tone, the old man snorted coldly and released his soul ring.

A strong green light suddenly emanated from his body, followed by yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, black, black, black, and black. The nine spirit rings seemed to cause the surrounding temperature to drop several degrees.

The old man's dark green eyes, devoid of any life force, exuded a cold and sinister aura that sent shivers down the spines of both master and disciple.

"Title Douluo!"

Upon seeing the old man's nine spirit rings, Master Yu finally remembered the man's identity.

"Poison Douluo Dugu Bo!"

(End of this chapter)