Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 89 Thank you for doing all this work for someone else!

"Oh my, thank you so much! Little San, this elixir has actually increased my soul power by seven or eight levels!"

Seeing Tang San's shocked and incredulous expression, Shen He deliberately feigned great surprise and thanked him.

"Now I'll probably reach the Soul Master level soon! Hahahaha."

The poison pill that Tang San had prepared for a long time turned into a magic pill that enhanced Shen He's strength after he took it. Tang San could not show his doubts about this, and could only awkwardly congratulate Shen He on his great increase in strength.

"Haha, congratulations to Dean Shen He!"

"Oh, not at all! It's all thanks to your magic pill, Little San! Such a powerful pill, and you didn't even eat it yourself, you left it for me. Little San, you truly are my good son!"

When Shen He patted him on the shoulder with delight, Tang San's expression was more like a grimace than a cry, and he was cursing Shen He in his heart.

What kind of mistress are you? You dare call me that? If I had known there was a mistake during the alchemy process and it turned into a power-enhancing pill, do you think I would have left it for you? My dear eldest son? You're the one who's truly my dear eldest son!

You've eaten my elixir of immortality, and you still treat me like this? You're courting death!

"You've greatly improved my skills; I must give you a proper commendation from your teacher, Master Yu!"

"Dean Shen He, I suddenly remembered that I still have a batch of elixirs to refine, so if there's nothing else, I'll be leaving now."

Seeing that Shen He still wanted to embarrass him in front of his teacher, Master Yu, and let Master Yu know that his prank had failed and instead improved Shen He's strength, Tang San immediately made an excuse to leave.

What he wants to do now is go back and study why the poison pill he made helped Shen He improve his strength. If it really works on him too, then he will definitely take one for himself.

Seeing Tang San's absent-minded appearance, Shen He naturally guessed what he was thinking. He was amused and didn't stop him anymore, telling him to hurry back and refine more elixirs for himself.

"Go back, go back. I think with your current strength, you'd be better off refining more elixirs to improve yourself!"

Elixir? Where did this elixir come from? It's just a product of the system's modifications. If Tang San were to actually consume it using the same refining method, he'd probably have a lot of fun.

After leaving Shen He, Tang San immediately returned to his room and refined another pill using the same method he had used before, intending to study it carefully.

"This looks like an ordinary poison pill, more like an antidote than anything else!"

Tang San examined the pill repeatedly, even checking the ingredients used in its preparation several times to make sure he hadn't used the wrong ones.

Although he developed this elixir himself based on its medicinal properties, it could never become an elixir of immortality!

Could it be that because it was too poisonous, it turned out to be a miraculous elixir?

But that doesn't make sense! It's not some highly poisonous substance, just a common poison pill used as a prank to delay diarrhea!

Could it be that I really made a mistake?

Tang San pondered the poison pill for a long time without finding a solution, and finally decided to try it himself.

Perhaps it is only after consuming it that one discovers the medicinal properties interacting and changing, producing a wondrous chemical reaction that transforms the elixir's effect into stimulating the soul power within the body to enhance strength.

However, after Tang San ate it, there was no change whatsoever; it was just like an ordinary, useless pill.

Tang San waited for a long time with a skeptical attitude before he finally felt the warmth coming from his dantian and a boiling sensation.

Could this really be a way to increase one's strength?

Tang San was startled, thinking that his soul power would also surge like Shen He's. However, as the ball of energy in his dantian grew larger and more turbulent, what erupted was not his soul power, but his answer!

Under the influence of this powerful laxative that he personally modified, Tang San had no control over himself and could only let his buttocks spray uncontrollably.

Oh no, this really is a poison pill!

Feeling his room becoming unbearably smelly from his constant gushing, Tang San immediately ran towards the outhouse in the distance, causing other passing students to cover their noses and flee as he ran.

"Ugh! Who is this?! So disgusting!"

Those who had heard about this situation from previous Shrek Academy students immediately explained.

"I thought they were making it up, but I never expected Tang San to actually be this disgusting!"

"Hmm? What secret? Tell me in detail!"

"They repelled a 100,000-year-old soul beast simply by farting and pooping!"

"Wow, that's disgusting!"

After hearing the discussions among the students, Tang San knew that his image in Douluo Academy had once again reached its lowest point.

Damn it! It's all Shen He's fault! If it weren't for him, he wouldn't have tried that poisonous pill! I, Tang San, will remember this grudge!

After Tang San suffered another setback because of Shen He, he also contacted his father, Tang Hao.

Upon learning of Tang San's situation, even the well-informed Tang Hao frowned.

"Little Third, are you saying that the poison pill that causes diarrhea had no effect on Shen He at all? It even helped him increase his strength?"

If it weren't for his son telling him, Tang Hao wouldn't have believed it at all. He had heard of being immune to all poisons, but that only meant being immune to poisons. He had never heard of Shen He being able to increase his strength by consuming poison pills.

"Are you sure? This is unheard of in the entire Douluo Continent! This is definitely not an effect achieved by martial souls or soul skills! Even soul bones can only provide immunity to toxins at most, how could they possibly increase strength! Are you sure you didn't get the pills wrong, and that he actually ate a celestial pill that increases strength?"

"How could that be! If I had that kind of pill, why would I give it to Shen He! Besides, this pill is absolutely genuine! I've personally experienced its power!"

Seeing his father's certainty, Tang San's face immediately darkened as he recalled spending an entire day in the academy's latrine, his buttocks aching, and being gossiped about by the academy as a ruthless person who monopolized the latrine as a simulated environment to cultivate his martial soul.

"Then Shen He is the one with the problem!"

After ruling out all possibilities, Tang Hao said decisively.

After all, Shen He's cultivation growth rate is already unprecedented and likely to remain so. If you say there's no problem with it, he certainly won't believe it.

The key now is to identify the problem and turn it into a means for them to achieve their own goals.

"Shen He, at such a young age, possesses such a powerful martial spirit and strength, and his third spirit ring is already ten thousand years old! This has never happened before in the history of Douluo Continent!"

"Even geniuses have their limits! Shen He definitely has a big secret!"

(End of this chapter)