Naruto: The Age of Ninja Swords Begins in Kumogakure

Chapter 267 Tsunade, the Leftover Warrior

In the ward, Tsunade, who had recovered slightly, carefully drank the meat porridge with a bowl and spoon wrapped in chakra threads. Her body was very sensitive now, and even the slightest movement caused her great pain.

The others were also in a bad mood, with the youngest, Xia Rixing, still looking like she'd been played with and hadn't recovered.

"Tsunade-neechan, it won't always hurt this much, will it?"

While drinking her porridge with tears in her eyes, Mikoto Uchiha took a moment to ask a question, worried that the pain would continue indefinitely.

Uchiha Chiri and Yekura couldn't help but look over, while Shimura Izumi seemed indifferent to it.

Tsunade continued to drink her porridge in silence, which was taken as tacit agreement.

After recovering a little, she sensed her physical condition and tried various treatments with her medical skills, but none of them worked unless she completely severed the neural network, but that would paralyze her body.

"It will definitely remain like this, but it's something you can adapt to."

Carol said that she knew about this, and was very clear about it.

How did you know?

Tsunade looked up, puzzled.

"I already carried out the evil god ritual with Hao's help. It was not a punishment, but a power that can make your senses more acute and lock your life force to achieve immortality. As long as your head is not smashed, you will not die."

Galuro did not hide anything and revealed the true nature of the evil god's ritual.

Although Hao used this to punish these people, the evil god ritual itself is indeed a gift of power, and according to the records of the evil god cult, it is even called a blessing.

"strength?"

The group seemed to be deep in thought; in this sense, it could indeed be considered a kind of power.

"But he's still a jerk!"

Mikoto Uchiha was still very angry. She had been tormented terribly before, and even trembled several times. Just thinking about it made her feel ashamed.

"Next time I'll definitely roast that lecherous brat properly."

Ye Cang also said angrily, "I'm not done with that lecherous brat."

Uchiha Chiri remained silent, her mind preoccupied with Meikyō's situation, wondering if Meikyō could survive the war.

That brat only promised not to harm Mingjing, but now that Mingjing is back on the front lines, no one will hold back on the battlefield.

She truly didn't want Mingjing to die on the battlefield.

Shimura Izumi buried his head in his porridge, gulping it down. The previous battle had taken a toll on him, and the evil god ritual had also been quite taxing, so he needed to eat more.

As for getting revenge on that bastard next time, she'll think about it next time. She won't hesitate as long as she has the chance.

Xia Rixing still had that same expression of being thoroughly teased, and it was unclear when she would recover.

As for Rope Tree, who was lying in the next ward, he had not recovered either and was in a state of existential doubt.

He has endured far too much pain at his age, and this time it was utterly depraved.

"Auntie, why are you still laughing?"

Suddenly noticing that her aunt still had a smiling face, Tsunade became sullen.

"I'll laugh if I want to, what's it to you?"

Whirlpool Jade Leaf laughed even more happily, and felt more and more that handing this niece over to Xiao Hao was the best choice, and the only choice.

Only that kid could subdue and suppress this niece.

There's nothing she can do. With Tsunade's personality, she'll probably stay single for life. Before, it was Aunt Mito who had a headache, and now it's her turn to have a headache.

Fortunately, I found someone to shift the blame to, which means I have one less thing to worry about.

Of course, these thoughts couldn't be voiced, lest Tsunade develop a rebellious attitude.

Let the two of them bicker and tease each other like this for now; it's a way to cultivate their emotional bond. We can find an opportunity to talk about it when Xiao Hao is an adult.

As for the issue of Xiao Hao having many women around him, in this cruel world, the strong always have many privileges.

Moreover, the bloodlines of the strong are even stronger, and their offspring are also more outstanding, which is a key reason why the ninja clan has been able to survive for so long.

Especially during the more brutal Warring States period, powerful men often had many women, resulting in the birth of numerous offspring.

For example, that uncle had many younger brothers and sisters back then. It was only because the uncle was devoted to the aunt, the aunt herself was strong enough, and her clan, the Whirlpool Clan, supported her that she only had one wife.

However, this also resulted in a small number of people in the uncle's lineage. In this generation, there are only Tsunade and Nawaki, a brother and sister. If any trouble happens, the bloodline will be cut off.

Tsunade was unaware of her aunt's wicked intentions and, angered, could only continue drinking her porridge. That was all she could do now.

My whole body is very sensitive, inside and out, and my teeth are sore that I can't bite anything. I can only drink porridge.

After the group finished their porridge, Karura chatted with them for a while before heading back.

After taking a shower, she went to bed and snuggled in her boyfriend's arms.

Tamura Hiroshi remained silent, his mind preoccupied with thoughts of the war.

I obtained a lot of information from the previous exchanges with Tsuchikage. Although I don’t know much about Konoha, the Four Villages Alliance has improved a lot, mainly the Kage-level powerhouses. They have all received the blessing of Sage Mode seals. For example, the Third Kazekage and the Third Mizukage of Onoki have forcibly enhanced their Sage Mode seals, forming a unique Sage Mode state.

Meanwhile, the progress of Yotsuki Ai and others is also remarkable. Yotsuki Ai, along with teacher Fukai and Uchiha Hikaru, have already mastered Black Lightning under the guidance of teacher Raikage.

Of course, the cultivation method he developed during the process of cultivating black lightning was also crucial, making black lightning a power that could be cultivated.

Yoruichi and Fukai have also mastered the Golden Lightning technique and are currently training in the Golden Lightning Sage Mode. It's unknown whether they have succeeded in this training.

In addition, Kushina and Vanilla have also made significant progress. The two are focusing on cultivating the nature transformation of Yin and Yang attributes, which can further enhance their bloodline power.

Thinking of the others' cultivation, Tamura Hao raised his palm and condensed purple lightning at his fingertips.

With the Purple Lightning Release created by Sakumo Hatake as a template, he successfully developed and evolved this Lightning Release, which indeed pays more attention to cutting characteristics.

"Lord Danzo, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Minato Namikaze, Kyuubi Uzumaki, Sakumo Hatake, Kurenai Yuhi, Shishou Mitarashi, Fugaku Uchiha, Myōkyō Uchiha, Hiashi Hyuga, Tōsui Senju, and Hiruzen Sarutobi."

I've been thinking about those people's names; there are quite a few opponents I'm going to face this time.

The main reason is that Orochimaru was too helpful. In order to conduct experimental research, he actually opened up many of his resources, including Sage Mode, and made those people voluntarily become his experimental subjects.

Of course, another reason is that Orochimaru didn't want Konoha to suffer too much loss, and obviously wanted to stay in Konoha to conduct research.

It's even possible that the other party sensed something, which is why they decided to stay in Konoha.

After thinking for a while, Tamura Hao held the young lady in his arms and slept. He enjoyed this relaxation for four days. After her flowing white hair grew back, Tamura Hao asked Karura to prepare things so he could leave the next day.

This was the main reason he wanted to obtain that hair secret technique. Assisting in battle was secondary; the key was to maintain his hairstyle and hair volume so that he could maintain his appearance.

Otherwise, it would be too undignified for someone to end up bald while fighting.

On the night before leaving, Tamura Hiroshi didn't sleep with Karura. This was mainly because his brother-in-law, Yashamaru, was on school break, and Karura needed to spend time with her younger brother, so she had to neglect her boyfriend.

Unable to sleep without anyone by his side, Tamura Hiroshi came to the hospital room.

"snort!"

Upon seeing someone enter, the women all snorted coldly, expressing their dissatisfaction and their last bit of stubbornness.

"Why doesn't Sister Yecang go home to rest? I have no choice but to come and keep her company."

Tamura Hao quickly took off his pajamas and crawled into the hospital bed. Then, under the cover of the blanket, he took off his shorts as well, and removed the restraints from Miss Yekura's body, pressing tightly against her beautiful back.

After plucking the hair, the young lady's beautiful back felt even better.

Of course, this doesn't mean the young lady has a lot of body hair. It's just that body hair is something that naturally exists on the human body. At most, women's body hair is finer and shorter, while men's is thicker and longer.

Ms. Yecang's body hair was very fine and hard to feel, but it was still there. Now that it's all been plucked, the feel of her skin is indescribably amazing.

Ye Cang felt very uncomfortable being hugged and pressed against like this, but after glancing at the people on the bed beside her, she didn't dare to resist.

That lecherous brat was just too lecherous; his hands were always wandering off.

Although she had long since gotten used to it, her body is now too sensitive to touch. Even a simple touch makes her tremble involuntarily, which is very uncomfortable.

"What a lecherous brat!"

As if she had discovered someone's secret actions, Tsunade, lying on the hospital bed next to her, curled her lip.

When she first heard Ye Cang call that brat a pervert, she knew that brat must have done a lot to her. Now that she saw it, he really was a pervert.

"Yakura-neechan can make me horny, which proves my charm, unlike someone who is already quite old and still single. I think that's called a 'leftover warrior,' and a 'leftover warrior' with thirty years of experience is terrifying."

He rubbed his cheek against that smooth and delicate back, and Tamura Hao poked his head out from under the covers and retorted.

"You brat, who are you calling a 'leftover warrior'?"

Tsunade was furious. This was one of her few taboos. This brat was too hateful.

"I'm talking to you, Tsunade, the veteran single woman!"

Tamura Hao met his gaze without backing down, saying, "I'm talking to you, the eldest daughter of the Senju clan, the granddaughter of the First Hokage, and the famous 'leftover warrior' of the ninja world—Senju Tsunade!"

"You brat, I'll beat you to death next time!"

Tsunade was furious; that brat was becoming increasingly despicable.

"That's impossible. You can only bully me when I'm seriously injured. In a head-on fight, I can't beat you even with one hand."

Tamura Hiroshi has complete confidence in his own abilities and is determined not to lose.

Last time, I was just taken advantage of by those crazy women; it will never happen again.

"Once our eyes evolve, we'll definitely be able to kill you."

Mikoto Uchiha said angrily. She knew that the Mangekyou Sharingan was not the limit of the Sharingan. At least it was still far from the legendary Madara Uchiha. It could definitely evolve further.

We just haven't found a more advanced method yet. Once we do, we'll be able to suppress that despicable and shameless bastard.

Even if she couldn't defeat them alone, she still had the help of her older sister, Zhili, and the others.

With Hikari and Kushina always on the battlefield, they'll definitely beat that bastard to a pulp.

"I almost forgot about you, Mikoto! You're also my fiancée!"

As soon as Mikoto Uchiha spoke, Hao Tamura remembered his fiancée, got off the bed, and carried her to Miss Yekura's hospital bed despite her struggles.

Although the hospital beds here are fairly spacious, they are only 1.2 meters wide, which is a bit crowded for two people, let alone three.

Mikoto Uchiha did consider resisting, but her chakra was suppressed by that bastard's Eight Thousand Spears seal, and her body was extremely sensitive, so she couldn't resist at all.

Not to mention that after being carried into bed, her hospital gown was completely removed, and she was worried that she would be seen by others while out of the blankets.

"Miss Mikoto has grown a lot in the past two years."

Tamura Hao could clearly sense the growth of Uchiha Mikoto, who was in control of his imposing figure.

Miss Mikoto is the kind of voluptuous beauty, not fat, or rather, she's plump in all the right places.

She has the same body type as Tifa, the super boss from her previous life; she's absolutely perfect.

"Get out of the way!"

Mikoto Uchiha slapped away someone's hand and firmly protected her most prized possession, refusing to let anyone touch it, just to spite them.

"You perverted brat!"

Ye Cang grumbled in dissatisfaction. Her anger stemmed from two reasons: the scheming she had committed and the fact that this lecherous brat had too many women around him.

Although there aren't many officially confirmed relationships—only Karura, Kushina Uzumaki, Vanilla Uzumaki, and Mikoto Uchiha—that's only now, and who knows how many more will emerge in the future.

If I had a choice, I really wouldn't want to stay here. Unfortunately, I can't beat this lecherous brat. That brat is too domineering and powerful. I have no choice at all.

"Don't be angry. I'm just not an adult yet, so I can't do those kinds of things. When I'm an adult, Yecang-neechan will know how powerful I am."

Seeing Yekura's resentment, Tamura Hao offered a word of comfort and guided a slender hand to control the world-destroying weapon that resembled the Vajra Ruyi Staff transformed from a monkey clan.

Yecang tried to pull her hand back as if she had been electrocuted, but it was held tightly by a large hand and she couldn't pull it back at all.

"You perverted brat!"

Ye Cang glared at him, then didn't argue.

She already knew from Tsunade that this lecherous brat was the author of those erotic masterpieces from recent years, a lecherous brat who had been lecherous since childhood and whose lechery was ingrained in his bones.

How did I end up with such a lecherous brat?

How did you manage to write those books?

Tsunade couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, something she just couldn't understand.

Even someone as naturally lecherous as Jiraiya couldn't possibly write such a massive collection of erotic works.

Although, judging from the collected erotic masterpieces... no, from the collected information, the writing style of the earliest masterpieces was relatively immature, far less sophisticated and smooth than it is now, it was still quite amazing.

Others were also curious about this question. Shimura Izumi stared straight at it. She had been tormented by that bastard before, and later she found out that those fantasy scripts were all those erotic masterpieces, and that they were all written by that bastard.

That's outrageous!

Uchiha Chiri and Natsumi Hoshino also quietly perked up their ears, equally curious about this.

"When I was a child, my family was poor, so I could only work in bathhouses and Kakibucho to earn some money to supplement the family income. Once, I found those kinds of books in a bookstore. They were very popular and expensive."

He then used his transformation magic to become an adult, bought the books, and studied them. Combining what he heard and saw in bathhouses and kabuki districts, he wrote those books.

Initially, I just wanted to make a little money; I never expected it to become such a bestseller. Perhaps people in this era are under too much pressure and need a way to relieve it.

Tamura Hiroshi did not shy away from recounting his early writing journey.

Of course, that's only part of the story; he mainly earned money to bribe Raikage.

They finally saved up a billion taels before the war started, and then went to bribe the enemy.

That period was when the Hidden Cloud Village needed money the most to stockpile war supplies, but even then, it was still a bit risky.

After all, being a disciple of the Shadow is of extraordinary significance, as one has the right to inherit the Shadow position.

The position of Kage in the Five Great Ninja Villages is usually passed down from master to disciple or through bloodline, so the initial estimate of 1 billion ryo was indeed a bit uncertain.

If it weren't for the war and the village's urgent need for money, Raikage might not have agreed.

"So it's the same kind of spying as Jiraiya?"

Tsunade gave him a disdainful look; she had the utmost contempt for that kind of person.

"I'm not like Jiraiya. I've always openly and honestly seen, heard, and served those older and younger women."

As Tamura Hao spoke, he secretly began to provide services to the two young ladies beside him, making the two women feel embarrassed and annoyed, but they dared not make a sound at this time and could only silently endure it.

"You're even more shameless than Jiraiya!"

Recalling the massage service at the bathhouse back then, Tsunade was so angry she wanted to hit someone.

Because in those erotic masterpieces, many characters are alluding to themselves and Konoha.

"Why write about Konoha? Do you know how much trouble those characters, like Uchiha Takagi, have caused us Uchiha?"

Uchiha Chiri couldn't help but question him, her words filled with deep resentment.

The locations described in those erotic epics are mostly in Konoha, and even Hokage Cliff and Hokage Building have become battlefields in the books. The characters are also from Konoha, at least in terms of their surnames.

The name of the Uchiha clan appears many times, and they have developed the Sharingan for many unorthodox purposes, especially in the hypnosis series where they are the absolute protagonists.

During that period, the clansmen faced countless strange looks as they walked through the village, and many conflicts broke out, further straining the relationship between the village and the clan.

Mingjing had been troubled by this for a long time.

"Because Konoha has the highest profile in the ninja world. Using your Konoha inner ninja clan makes it more relatable, especially since the Uchiha are one of the two founding clans of Konoha, making them even more famous."

Tamura Hao took it quite for granted that more than half of the character names and settings he wrote came from Konoha, and even the story of the gatekeeper Sarutobi was based on Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"You brat!"

That self-righteous attitude infuriated Uchiha Chiri and Tsunade, who eventually turned their heads away and refused to look at the wretched brat anymore.

"If this gets out, you'll definitely become the enemy of the entire ninja world."

Yekura said angrily as she slapped someone's hand away again.

She also knew a bit about those erotic novels, mainly because Chiyo-senpai had many characters in them that were alluded to, and she was even called a legal Lori, which made Chiyo-senpai very angry at the time.

"It's alright, I'll just go and wipe them out when the time comes, starting with Sunagakure."

"At my speed, slaughtering every last one of the villagers in Sunagakure shouldn't be difficult."

Tamura Hao acted very casually. Although he hadn't completely severed the bond between Yekura and Sunagakure, there were advantages to not severing it completely, such as being able to pose a threat as he was now.

"You dare!"

Ye Cang glared angrily. Although Luo Sha had tried to kill her, her love for the village remained, and she did not want to see the village slaughtered.

"You'll see if I dare!"

Tamura Hao displayed a very strong and assertive attitude, just like his own anchor, no less powerful than the Vajra Ruyi Cudgel transformed from the ape clan.

(End of this chapter)