Pokémon: All About the Breeding House

Chapter 437 Why should they make me their leader!

"What does it taste like?"

The seedlings, which were sleeping in the nursery, were suddenly awakened by a smell and frowned as they looked around.

"Huh? Am I still in the animal nursery?"

The vegetable seed was a little confused when it found itself still in the nursery. It remembered that it had eaten too much, and then—wait, what is this pungent smell?

Cai Zhong glanced to the side and saw a large, fat, purple creature sneaking upstairs.

"Gengar—"

"口桀"

Gengar turned around and shushed the vegetable seed.

The vegetable seed pinched its own nose tightly.

Gengar is speeding up and floating towards the upper floor.

"Gengar!!!"

The sound of dialect permeated the entire breeding house.

"You fucking went to play with poop?!"

Fang Yan pinched his nose, stood behind the counter, and stared at Gengar on the stairs, his eyes practically spitting fire.

Damn it! We've been caught!

Gengar was startled and then slid down the stairs.

"you----"

Fang Yan was so moved by the touching aroma that she burst into tears. "Go take a bath right now! Don't go upstairs, go to the backyard!"

"Super Meow Meow, go get me a bottle of shower gel."

In the backyard, Fang Yan, with a dark expression, kept spraying water at Gengar with the tap.

Gengar was holding a towel and happily washing its back. After washing its back, Gengar opened the shower gel and poured the whole bottle over itself. Its body was instantly surrounded by foam, leaving only its pair of scarlet eyes visible.

dialect:----

Gengar used its hands to create small bubbles inside the bubble and then flung them towards Shana and the others.

"Oh no!"

Shana fled frantically with her rainbow pony, with Gengar relentlessly pursuing them, leaving nothing but desolation in their wake.

"Help, uncle!"

"Card!"

Fang Yan was initially very angry upon seeing this scene, but after Gengar's interruption, he couldn't muster any anger at all.

It's not worth it. Getting angry over Gengar is not worth it at all.

Fang Yan took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down so he wouldn't be angry anymore, when a large ball of bubbles fell from the sky, enveloping him. One of the bubbles even took the shape of a flower, proudly blooming on his thick, black hair.

The crows flew by overhead as if nothing had happened.

"Gengar, give me a piece of your mind!"

The speaker increased the water flow from the tap, then pressed down on the hose with his thumb, turning the rushing water into a high-pressure water gun that sprayed towards Gengar.

Yameru!

Gengar kept darting up and down, while the water gun in the dialect moved up, down, left, and right accordingly.

The human and the ghost exchanged a glance, then slowly moved to one side.

Then, Gengar pounced and hit Shana with its water gun.

"Ah! Uncle!"

Shana stomped her little feet angrily, her little mouth puffed out.

Fangyan and Gengar burst into laughter upon seeing this.

"Uncle is a big bad guy!"

After saying that, Shana ran towards the breeding house.

Looking at Shana's retreating figure, Fang Yan and Gengar exchanged bewildered glances.

Is she angry?

"Kou Jie"

It seems so. "So what should we do?"

"Kou Jie"

I don't know either.

"I don't care, it's your idea, you're responsible for appeasing her."

"Kou Jie?"

Huh? Σ（∀°）

Wasn't it you who used the water pipes? How did it become my responsibility?

"That's because you ran towards her!"

The water pipe is in your hands!

"I don't care!"

I don't care!

Just as Fang Yan and Gengar were struggling, Shana ran out carrying a large cardboard box containing all sorts of water guns that Fang Yan and the Fujino couple had bought in Twinleaf Town.

Shana picked up a mortar and, while Fangyan and Gengar were arguing, glug-glug-loaded a magazine the size of a basketball, skillfully screwed it onto the water gun, and then aimed the muzzle at Fangyan and Gengar who were arguing.

"Doraemon, report the wind speed."

玲～

"Understood! Launch!"

Fangyan and Gengar had just turned their heads when they saw a high-pressure water jet rushing towards them.

Dialect, Gengar: ? ? ?

"Hehehe! You guys bullied little Shana! Snorlax, Larvitar, Chimecho, Ponyta, let's go!"

Shana, wearing waterproof goggles and her bright red dress soaked with water, was carrying a mortar and chasing after Fang Yan and Gengar, firing bullets incessantly.

While Shana was chasing Fangyan, Gengar came to the box, picked up two water guns, and filled them with water.

"Goblin!"

Geng Yan Shuangying Gui is online!

The backyard was instantly thrown into chaos due to the battle between the three groups.

The three factions—Dialect, Gengar, and Shana—truly exemplify what it means for even a passing dog to get hit by a bullet.

Cai Zhong wanted to come out and see what was happening, but was suppressed by the powerful firepower.

"What terrifying firepower—"

Cai Zhong, hiding in the kitchen, patted his chest and couldn't help but speak up.

With a smile, Soap Fairy took a sweet, soft, and freshly baked loaf of bread from the oven and handed it to the vegetable seed and the lichen.

"Ee-ma".

You'll get used to it.

Cai Zhong originally wanted to say that she wasn't hungry anymore, but when she smelled the aroma of bread, the words turned into "Thank you."

Fang Yan in the backyard had let loose; he turned the tap on full blast, and a powerful jet of water gushed out from the pipe.

"I'm invincible!"

Fang Yan, wielding a water pipe, launched a counterattack against Shana and Gengar.

"Ugh! Uncle's cheating again! He clearly used a water gun!"

"Goblin!"

You can't afford to play this game!

"Who gave you permission to team up and hunt me down! And you, Gengar, how dare you team up with Shana to hunt me down?!"

"Tremble, mortals!"

Fang Yan let out a very cringeworthy laugh and kept closing the distance between himself, Gengar, and Shana.

Shana picked up the little Snorlax from the ground and held it in front of her face.

Snorlax holding a water gun: ? ? ?

What is that? I'm flying?

Shana, holding up Snorlax, charged towards Fangyan.

"You mean bad uncle, take this combined attack from me and Munchlax! Munchlax's version of Headbutt!"

Because Shana lost sight of him, Fang Yan easily dodged the attack. Then, seeing Shana's head peeking out, he aimed the hose and sprayed it.

Just when Fang Yan thought he was invincible, the water pipe suddenly stopped running.

Fang Yan's expression changed. He turned around and saw the Kangaroo standing by the switch, looking at him with a big smile.

"Kangaroo, you—"

Before he could finish speaking, Fang Yan was sprayed to the ground by a water gun from behind.

As Shana, Gengar, Snorlax, Larvitar, and Kangaskhan approached with villainous grins—

Fang Yan kept backing away, saying, "I said—it was an accident? Do you believe me?"

"I don't believe you, you big idiot! You bad uncle, take this!"

"Goblin!"

Prepare to be challenged!

"Card.

"

When the little Snorlax saw that its water gun was out of water, it thought for a moment and then leaped high into the air.

Snorlax used Body Slam!

On a day perfect for playing with water guns and having water fights, the unassuming Munchlax learned the "Mount Tai Press" move.

As for our protagonist's dialect.

The expression on the face at this moment: (ǒaǒ)

Gengar: ?!

The Kangaskhan standing nearby: ? ! !

The Starhawk in the tree: ?! !!!

Nine-Tails: ?!

Just when Fang Yan thought he was going to die, a figure that made him feel incredibly safe appeared in front of him.

A powerful mental force erupted from its eyes, forcefully blocking the little Snorlax.

"Ah—Gothic Mama, thank goodness you came back in time."

Fang Yan leaned back and lay down.

Miss Gothic used her psychic powers to lift Snorlax by the neck, then glanced back at Fang Yan, "Gothic."

.

Go upstairs and take a shower right away.

"good----"

Fang Yan quickly got up and took Gengar up to the room to take a shower.

Mrs. Fujino also took Shana back to her room to take a bath.

As for Munchlax, it was like a plush toy caught in a claw machine, pouting as Gothic took it to stand facing the wall in repentance.

There will definitely be less food tonight.

It was made by someone who did something that could harm the fragile dialect.

Monini found her good friends from her film crew. At that moment, Rainbow Pony looked at Monini with excitement, her eyes full of reluctance for the sudden end of the event.

He was also looking at Miss Goth with an expression of adoration.

What an amazing Gothic lady!

I wish I could be like it too —

After making the little Snorlax stand facing the wall by the lake to reflect on its actions, Miss Gothic returned to the breeding house and took a deep breath as she looked at the muddy footprints that stretched from the kitchen all the way to the second floor.

I----

It's okay, I love housework.

Miss Goth took a few more deep breaths, then found a mop and began doing housework.

After taking a shower, Fang Yan came downstairs with Gengar. Under Miss Qun'er's supervision, he dried his hair and went to the rest area, where he skillfully lay down on his old-fashioned chair.

The vegetable seed beside her was constantly talking to Miss Skirt, and it was clear that she really liked Miss Skirt.

But so what!

Miss Skirt still speaks in dialect.

"So you were saying in the bathroom that after you went out, you encountered sludge, gas bombs, and even double-explosive gas bombs in a forest?"

The dialect questioned the Gengar sitting to the side eating snacks.

Gengar nodded, "Gengar—"

They thought I was one of them, so they made me follow them. Later, I wanted to figure out what they were doing, so I followed them.

At this point, Gengar suddenly became very angry!

"Goblin!"

What I couldn't stand was that they actually said I was the strongest! They wanted me to lead them and become their leader! I was furious, so I gave them a good beating and came back.

"You want to be their leader? Why are you angry? I remember you're all Poison-type Pokémon?"

Upon hearing the question in dialect, Gengar turned its head away in embarrassment.

Seeing this, Fang Yan suddenly realized something, his eyes widening. "They wouldn't have chosen you as their leader because they saw you constantly—leaking air—and then—did they?"

Fang Yan couldn't help but burst into laughter when he saw Gengar's constipated expression.

"Hahaha!"

The mocking laughter in dialect echoed throughout the breeding shed. "Gengar, Gengar, you actually managed to get Muk and Weezing to willingly let you be their leader. Should I praise you for being amazing, or should I say you're too amazing?"

How could a Pokémon's fart make Muk and Weezing feel inferior to it, and willingly accept its leadership?

Gengar stared at Fangyan and saw that Fangyan was still laughing. It became furious, pounced on Fangyan, and licked him with its tongue.

Fang Yan froze in the old chair, still laughing.

Dialect: "Ma—Ma—"

"Gothic!"

What are you doing now! I'm still mopping the floor!

"I—I—I—I'm numb—I'm numb—"

Miss Goth floated in front of Fang Yan, looked at Fang Yan who was lying in a daze with his mouth open, and then reached out her hand.

With a soft splatter.

He shut his mouth, which was speaking in dialect.

dialect:???

Miss Gothic looked at the dialect that could only be uttered in muffled sounds and nodded in satisfaction.

Stay here for now, I'll finish my work first.

After saying that, Miss Gothic went back to her spot and continued mopping the floor.

Seeing this, Cai Zhong whispered to Miss Qun'er, "Is this really okay? Has the manager been fooled by the dialect?"

Miss Skirt gave a sweet smile.

"Laji~"

It's okay~ This is good, it won't be so noisy.

dialect:???

Miss Skirt, are you disgusted with me too?

Caizhong nodded as if she understood, but she couldn't understand what Miss Qun'er was saying. However, she could tell that Miss Qun'er was saying that there was nothing seriously wrong.

Since Miss Qun'er has said so, she can rest assured.

So Caizhong continued chatting with Miss Qun'er, looking at Miss Qun'er sitting in front of her, who smelled wonderful.

Hehe, Miss Skirt, you smell so good!

Slurp—smells so good, I want to hug it—what a beautiful lady in a skirt! I knew Grass-type Pokémon were the best, most beautiful, and most amazing Pokémon in the world!

My mouth is watering just looking at the vegetable seeds.

On the other side, Shana was leading a group of little ones to jump and run around in the breeding house. Fang Yan had recently cleared out an open space next to the rest area to use as a place for Shana to play.

The room was filled with dolls that Cynthia and the others had given to Shana, as well as some toys she had bought herself, all of them strange and unusual Pokémon.

After Shana took it on a crazy adventure, Rainbow Pony has completely integrated into Shana's small group.

The shyness she felt when she first opened the breeding house was gone, of course, only when facing Shana. When facing Fangyan, she was still shy and dared not look Fangyan in the eye.

The main reason was that Fang Yan had taken advantage of its inattention to hug it, then pressed his face against its belly and took a deep breath. Of course, it was extremely ashamed and indignant, and after breaking free from Fang Yan, it hid in Shana's arms.

Monini's trainer—could he be a total pervert?

Dialects have also paid a heavy price for this behavior.

He received a gentle massage from the Nine-Tails on his back, which made him grimac.

It took a long time to soothe the nine-tailed fox after the massage.

While the dialect was numbing her senses, Officer Jenny from Twinleaf Town was assigned a mission yet again.

"Where are we going this time?"

Miss Joey looked at her best friend. Today was supposed to be their day off, but her best friend had been assigned a task again.

Officer Jenny looked at the messages on her phone wearily and said, "I heard that a bunch of smelly Pokémon have appeared in the next town. My cousin couldn't handle them by herself, so she asked my cousin in Sand Town and me for help."

"Alright, then you can finish your cake before you leave."

Miss Officer Jenny looked at the cake in front of her and said, "It's not as good as the cake at the cottage. Let's go there next time."

"it is good."

Miss Joy and Miss Officer Jenny walked out of the dessert shop. Watching Miss Officer Jenny ride her Growlithe, she waved and said, "Have a safe trip. If you need any help, remember to call me or Fangyan."

Don't worry.

Watching Officer Jenny leave, Miss Joy sighed. "Another day of shopping alone. Oh well, let's go to the cabin for dessert."

Miss Joey walked towards the cottage, muttering to herself as she went, "Don't worry, Xiao Ye, I'll eat your share for you!"

After Miss Joey finished speaking, she clenched her fist and quickened her pace toward the cabin.

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