Pokémon: All About the Breeding House

Chapter 584 Daigo-san, do you want a wife or not? If you do… (crossed out)

Looking at Diancie, who was quickly forming bonds with Cynthia, Miss Skirt, and Miss Gothia, Fang Yan sighed.

He originally intended for Steven and Ash to handle the situation, but fearing things might not go smoothly, he also asked Gary to go along.

How come I ended up running into it first after all this time?

If I don't watch movies at night and instead go to the island to enjoy a romantic three-day trip with Cynthia, will I avoid meeting Diancie?

"Miss Skirt, you're so beautiful," Diancie's voice came from over.

Fang Yan turned his head and saw that Tianxi was leaning against Miss Qun'er, who was covering her mouth and giggling.

"Laji~"

You're beautiful too!

Miss Skirt was overjoyed by the compliment and let Tianxi lean against her.

Who could resist a beautiful, sweet-talking Pokémon that radiates dazzling light leaning against them and acting cute?

Anyway, Miss Skirt couldn't refuse.

Fang Yan looked at the bed that had been taken over, glanced at the time, and then coughed twice.

"Cough cough."

Cynthia and Miss Skirt looked at the dialect.

Fang Yan felt several eyes staring at him. He touched his nose and said softly, "Um—it's getting late, shouldn't we go to sleep?"

Cynthia pursed her lips, hesitated for a moment, and then said, "How about you sleep in the room next door tonight? I'll pay for it."

dialect:----

What happened?

Is my sweet-smelling pet going to kick me out of the house tonight?!

"Are you trying to kick me out of the house?" Fang Yan asked, tears welling up in her eyes, looking at Xilona with a wronged expression.

"I turned down so many busy things at the breeding center and put aside a ton of business in the Unova region to fly all the way to the Carlos region to be with you, all so that you could enjoy the time I spent with you and hopefully bring you some comfort. But I never expected this—I never expected this—"

Fang Yan's voice began to choke up, "I never imagined you would kick me out of the room and make me sleep alone in the next room—"

Herona frowned as she listened to Fang Yan's words. Although the other things he said were utter nonsense, it was true that he had flown here specifically for this purpose, and she also felt that what she had done was somewhat unreasonable.

She opened her mouth, about to speak, when she noticed Fang Yan floating up on her own, and then the room door opened automatically. The next second, Fang Yan was thrown out of the room, and the door closed.

Cynthia: ? ? ?

Dialect spoken outside the door: ? ? ?

"Kou Jie—"

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Hahahaha.

Gengar clutched its belly, fell to the ground, and burst into laughter.

The next second, its body also flew uncontrollably toward the door.

Outside the door, Fang Yan was knocking.

The door was opened, and before Fang Yan could even speak, his good friend was thrown out.

Gengar's smile froze as he stared at Fang Yan. The two, one human and one ghost, looked at each other in silence.

The door opened again, and Fang Yan's phone and tablet flew into his arms.

"Goethe".

good night.

As Miss Gothic finished speaking, the door closed.

Fangyan and Gengar sat outside the door, looking at each other, and then sighed.

"We brothers were once so powerful and influential, but we never imagined we would end up like this," Fang Yan said bitterly. "Back when I was a big shot in the martial arts world, countless beauties wanted to throw themselves at me, but I rejected them all. I never thought I would be kicked out of my own home today."

Gengar, standing to the side, glanced up, then lowered its eyes and began to cough.

The person, deeply immersed in the role, kept chattering away in their dialect.

Gengar lowered its head lower and lower until it finally pretended to be dead and lay on the ground.

"Kou Jie Yi"

Wow—I'm dead! Fang Yan suddenly felt a chill run down his spine. He shivered and looked at Gengar lying on the ground, its head turned to one side, eyes closed, tongue sticking out, pretending to be dead.

"Oh no, I'm doomed!"

Fang Yan said something with his eyes closed.

"A lot of beautiful women are thinking of throwing themselves at you? Hmm?" Cynthia's voice came from behind, but her tone could freeze a person into an ice sculpture.

Fang Yan turned his head, his voice trembling, and forced a smile at Cynthia before saying, "Would you believe me if I said I was just making it up?"

Cynthia smiled beautifully, slowly bent down, brought her face close to Fangyan, and said, "What do you think, my dear Professor Fangyan?"

Cynthia, who was originally going to rest next door with Fang Yan, straightened up and went in without hesitation.

Bang!

The door to the room was closed.

The Gengar got up from the ground, floated in the air, patted its belly and butt to clean off the dust.

"口桀一"6

I'm so clever, I survived another day.

Gengar sensed a murderous intent, its large rear end tightened, and it looked around warily.

"Kou Jie?!"

Who?! Who's trying to ambush me?!

The next second, Fang Yan attacked it from behind and tackled it to the ground.

"You rascal! You knew Zhu Lan was out, but you didn't even warn me! And I'm always so good to you, cooking so many delicious meals for you!"

Gengar was tackled to the ground and, unwilling to admit defeat, launched a counterattack.

"Kou Jie—"

—"

You dare say I didn't warn you?! I've been coughing for so long, and you ignored me, just kept talking. Now you have the nerve to blame me?!

"Then why don't you speak?! What's the point of your mouth?!"

"Goblin!"

She noticed as soon as I said anything!

"Oh ho, you think you're right? She can't understand what you're saying anyway!"

Gengar paused its movements for a moment, realizing that the dialect made a lot of sense.

But—whatever, I didn't do anything wrong! The only thing wrong is the dialect!

"Goblin!"

dialect!

"Take this!!!"

Fangyan and Gengar both threw punches at the same time.

The hotel staff who came upstairs to deliver the key card were stunned by what they saw.

The next second, the door to the room opened, and Miss Goth floated out. She used her telekinesis to lift them up, then looked at the hotel staff member, nodded slightly to him, and the key card flew over. He opened the door to the next room, and Miss Goth floated in with the human and the ghost in her arms.

*Splat*

Miss Goth threw them forcefully, tossing the human and the ghost directly onto the bed.

"Goethe".

If you fight again, you'll be sleeping outside the window tonight, and you'll have to cosplay as teru teru bozu (Japanese teru bozu dolls).

Fang Yan immediately put his arm around Gengar's shoulder. "Hehe, just kidding. How could Gengar and I possibly fight, right, my dear Gengar?"

"Kou Jie!" Gengar stuck out its tongue and licked Fang Yan's cheek, then nodded seriously.

Seeing this, Miss Gothic withdrew her spiritual power and floated into the toilet.

Fangyan and Gengar sat on the bed, looking at each other and making faces at each other.

After a while, Miss Goth floated out of the toilet. Fang Yan and Gengar immediately withdrew their ghost faces and put their arms around each other like brothers.

"Goethe".

Alright, stop pretending. The bathwater is ready for you. Go take a bath.

"Oh~ Gothic mother~ my sunshine, my spring flowers, my birds~ my dearest Pokémon~ I can't believe how terrible my life would be if I left you~ you are like the Ulaanbaatar River, always flowing into my heart little by little~" Fang Yan spat out a whole bunch of words without restraint.

Miss Goth's purple face flushed red, she rolled her eyes at him, and then floated out of Fang Yan's room.

Fang Yan stood up from the bed, looked at Gengar, and waved his hand.

"Come on, Gengar, let's take a bath."

Gengar nodded and followed Fangyan into the toilet.

"Gurgle~"

Gengar's eyes were the only part of its body visible above the water, while bubbles gurgled and bubbled continuously in the water.

Fang Yan stood under the showerhead, washing himself. He glanced back at Gengar, who was blowing bubbles, and said, "Aren't you afraid of getting poisoned?"

"Gurgle, gurgle—"

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I'm a Poison-type Pokémon, so I won't get poisoned.

After washing himself, Fang Yan walked to the bathtub, stepped inside, and sat down, letting out a comfortable sigh.

"Phew~ That feels good~" Fang Yan squinted his eyes contentedly.

After a long day of dating, taking a bath can really relieve fatigue.

"Kou Jie~"

So comfortable~

Gengar, mimicking the dialect, rested its head on the bathtub and squinted its eyes.

"Knock knock knock".

There was a knock on the bathroom door, and then the door opened, and a bright green figure walked in. It completely ignored Fang Yan and Gengar in the bathtub, put the prepared clothes in the basket, and then picked up the dirty clothes in the basket and hugged them to its chest.

"Laji".

I've prepared the clothes for you. I've taken the dirty ones; I'll put them away after I wash them.

"Oh~ Miss Skirt~ My sunshine, my spring flowers, my birds~ My dearest Pokémon~ I can hardly believe how terrible my life would be if I left you~ You are like the river that slowly flowed out of Mount Guan that day, always flowing into my heart little by little~" Fang Yan said emotionally.

"Laji~"

Miss Skirt bowed slightly to him, indicating that she understood.

It hugged the dirty clothes and closed the door.

Gengar, standing to the side, stared at Fang Yan.

It now finally understands where it learned its shamelessness.

He managed to use the exact same phrase twice to praise someone, even changing only one place name each time.

"Kou Jie"

You have no shame.

"You don't have that ability!"

"Kou Jie—"

You shameless!

"You're jealous of me!"

"Kou Jie Yi"

You shameless!

"Knock knock knock".

There was a knock on the bathroom door.

"Goethe".

The herbal tea is ready for you, it's outside. Remember to drink it when you come out later.

"Thank you, Mama Goth."

Miss Gothic outside the door nodded, floated out of the room, and closed the door.

After taking a bath, Fang Yan picked up the clothes Miss Skirt had prepared and put them on. Then, she grabbed Gengar's tail, dragged it out of the bathtub, let it dry its body, and walked out of the bathroom.

"call."

Fang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the nine-tailed pajamas she was wearing. She knew without a doubt that it was Xiao Shana and Xiao Zhi Shi's idea.

Miss Skirts especially love seeing themselves wearing cute and adorable clothes.

Fang Yan walked to the bed and sat down. The flower tea that Miss Goth had brewed was on the bedside table, still steaming.

Fang Yan poured himself a glass, and then poured one for Gengar.

After clinking glasses with Gengar, Fang Yan started drinking herbal tea.

Gengar took out Sweetie, added some Sweetie to it, stirred it, and then picked it up to drink.

"It's so sweet, aren't you afraid it will get worms?"

"Kou Jie?"

Woodworms? What are they? Do they taste good?

dialect:----

Fang Yan shook his head, took out his phone, and made a video call to Da Wu.

The video call was quickly connected, and Daigo's handsome face appeared on the screen, his face glowing red in the surrounding firelight.

"Hey, Manager Fangyan? What's up so late?"

Daigo's voice came through the screen. Fang Yan looked at his background on the screen; it seemed they were still in the wild. So he asked in confusion, "You guys are in the wild?"

Steven nodded. "Yes, we received a message a few days ago saying that someone saw a Pokémon that looked similar to your description passing by here, so we came to take a look."

Fang Yan looked at the dusty-looking Daigo on the screen, and Ash and the others eating around the campfire, and felt a little awkward.

"What's wrong? Manager Fang Yan, is there anything I can help you with? If you need anything, just say so, and I'll do my best to help." Daigo saw that Fang Yan hadn't spoken yet, so he spoke up himself.

"Ah? No, I don't need your help with anything," Fang Yan quickly shook his head and said.

Daigo, looking puzzled, asked, "Why did the shop manager with the dialect call me—?"

Fang Yan took a deep breath and then asked, "Um, Daigo-san, do you want a wife? I have here—"

Before Fang Yan could finish speaking, Daigo shook his head with a wry smile and said, "So, the shop owner called me tonight to try and set me up with someone?"

"I'm not in a rush to get married, but if it's the shop manager from Fangyan who introduces me, I might as well get to know him first. After all, the shop manager's taste shouldn't be that bad, and he wouldn't sell me out," Daigo said jokingly with a smile.

Fang Yan sighed and said frankly, "Let me be blunt, Daigo-san, stop looking for Diancie."

"Why?" Daigo frowned.

"Since Diancie is with me, if you want to see her, come here."

As soon as he finished speaking, the other side fell silent.

""

After a while, Daigo's voice rang out again: "Dialect Shop Manager—"

"I am here."

"Didn't we agree that I would be the one to find it?"

Seeing Daigo's resentful expression on the screen, Fang Yan quickly explained, "Listen to me, Daigo-san! I didn't go looking for it myself. It just appeared out of nowhere while I was on my date with Cynthia! Believe me!"

"You mean—it just appeared in front of you all the while you were on your date with the Bamboo Orchid Champion?"

""

"That's right, that's exactly it!" Fang Yan nodded.

Daigo stared at Fang Yan on the screen for a while before speaking resentfully, "Manager Fang Yan, it's true I have a lot of money, but I'm not stupid—"

dialect:----

"Are you coming over? If you don't come soon, Diancie is leaving."

Daigo quickly stood up. "Manager Dialect, please be sure to let Diancie stay for a while. We'll arrive tomorrow, please."

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Daigo:————

"I'm so sorry, Manager Fang, I shouldn't have doubted you!"

"Well, since you've apologized so sincerely, I'll forgive you. Here's the thing: Diancie went out this time and needed someone's help with something. She originally wanted me and Zhulan, but I'll talk to her tomorrow and have you take her with you, okay?"

"Zhu Lan and I can continue dating."

"Daiwu-san, you don't want Diancie to come with us and then her affection for us skyrocket, do you?"

"Thank you so much, Manager Fangyan!" Daigo said earnestly.

After hanging up the phone, Fang Yan tossed it aside, lay down on the bed, and sighed.

"All done, time for bed!"

Gengar turned off the light.

"Kou Jie—"

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good night.