Chapter 34 The Tragedy of Dragon God Douluo

A beautiful night was spent in the womb of a woman who was suffering from severe illness.

When Huo Yuhao woke up the next day, he saw the three women had returned with breakfast.

Ning Tian was, after all, a wealthy woman, and the nutritional value of the food she brought back was comparable to that of Huo Yuhao when he was a Holy Son of the Holy Spirit Cult.

"Yuhao, how's the taste?" Ning Tian leaned against Huo Yuhao's table with unexpected gentleness. "If it's not enough, I'll tell someone to go buy more."

"Unsolicited kindness is always suspicious." Huo Yuhao leisurely sipped his sweet kidney-tonifying tea. "Tell me, why are you all suddenly being so nice to me? Are you up to something?"

"Huo Yuhao, don't be so ungrateful!" Wu Feng, who was standing to the side, was immediately displeased and slammed his hand on the table.

"Feng Mei!" Ning Tian immediately stopped Wu Feng, then turned to Huo Yuhao and smiled, "Yuhao, your physique is very important to our cultivation. I have already contacted the family to forcibly buy a villa in Shrek City. I hope you can live with us then."

"During this period, our Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School can provide you with all the cultivation resources you need."

"You want me to sleep with you guys as body pillows?" Huo Yuhao couldn't help but roll his eyes. He was also a hot-blooded young man, and this was the situation every night. He was afraid he wouldn't be able to control himself.

"Yuhao, we admit we want to benefit from your influence, and with your talent, you could become a distinguished guest of our sect in the future, if you wish," Ning Tian continued to tempt him.

"Can't I just be a live-in son-in-law?" Huo Yuhao said with a mischievous smile. "You know, with my talent, my future achievements will definitely be remarkable."

Ning Tian blushed slightly from his teasing. She took a deep breath and looked Huo Yuhao straight in the eye, saying, "According to our sect's intelligence network, your identity is still too mysterious. You don't seem like the child of a servant in a duke's mansion at all."

"Moreover, our sect also has strict rules that, as the current successor, the requirement for choosing a son-in-law is that he must have already become a Title Douluo-level powerhouse, not a genius who may become a Title Douluo."

"After all, countless geniuses have died young on the Douluo Continent."

Huo Yuhao listened with a smile, but couldn't help shaking his head at the end.

"Yuhao, I know the sect's rules are strict, but if you can really reach that level in the future..."

"No need to say anything more." Huo Yuhao raised his hand to signal Ning Tian to stop talking, a mocking smile playing on his lips. "I'm just a wandering monk, you don't need to investigate my background anymore."

"Furthermore, my values ​​regarding relationships are very different from the customs of your traditional sects. If I were to choose my future partner, as long as we are deeply in love, I would not care about any rules or constraints."

"If a relationship between two people is mixed with the interests of the forces behind them, then I think it's meaningless. It's better to break up." Huo Yuhao said, pulling Wu Feng into his arms. "I even think Wu Feng is bolder and more courageous than you in choosing the person he likes."

"Huo Yuhao, let me go!" Wu Feng's pretty face flushed red, and she struggled incessantly.

"You've already forced a kiss on me, you're practically my girlfriend now, why should I let go?" Huo Yuhao grabbed Wu Fengxue's white chin and said fiercely, "So, do you want to be with me?"

Faced with Huo Yuhao's interrogation so close to her, Wu Feng, usually straightforward and fiery, felt her mouth go dry. Her pretty face turned as red as a ripe apple, and her voice was barely audible, "Who's your girlfriend...?"

"Still shy!" Huo Yuhao laughed and released Wu Feng, stood up, and then, to Ning Tian's astonishment, picked up Nanmen Yun'er, who had been silent all along, and carried her around the waist.

"You know what? If I really had to choose a girlfriend, I'd prefer an ordinary girl like Yoona, who doesn't have any powerful connections or background to rely on!"

Holding Huo Yuhao in his arms, the usually gentle Nanmen Yun'er struggled even more than Wu Feng, asking, "Yuhao, what are you doing?"

"Although I don't know what kind of feelings Yoona has for me, if I were to actively pursue a girl, I would hope she is like Yoona." Huo Yuhao was almost slapped across the face by Nanmen Yoona, and quickly put her down.

"Yuhao, you don't actually think you're some kind of Casanova, do you?" Ning Tian asked sarcastically, his expression strange.

"I'm definitely not a Casanova, I just want to tell you..." Huo Yuhao turned around, leaned down close to Ning Tian, ​​and stared straight into the latter's eyes, "Don't try to string me along with your sect's tricks. I'm not Oscar; if we truly liked each other, I'd just kidnap you!"

"I don't care what the three of you think, but right now I feel that if I were to fall in love with one of them, I would choose Wu Feng, who would face his feelings head-on."

With that, Huo Yuhao laughed twice, then walked out of the house without looking back, leaving behind a single sentence.

"I can help you increase your cultivation speed, but consider it a trade. Find me a spatial attribute soul bone that's over ten thousand years old within three months, otherwise I'll just let Wu Feng sleep with it!"

"This guy..."

Wu Feng wished she could disappear into a crack in the ground, and at the same time, other emotions flickered in her beautiful eyes.

Seeing this, Ning Tian couldn't help but smile wryly. Why was this guy reacting so strongly to this kind of thing?

Only Nanmen Yun'er stared blankly in the direction Huo Yuhao left, and for the first time thought that this scoundrel seemed... kind of handsome?

……

After being scolded by that ambitious girl, Huo Yuhao felt completely refreshed, and even felt like he was floating when he walked.

He returned to the academy, intending to visit Xie Huanyue in her dormitory. However, as soon as he arrived near the dormitory area, he saw a group of freshmen gathered around the dormitory building, with some of them even vomiting repeatedly.

What happened?

Huo Yuhao pushed his way to the front of the crowd, and then a nauseating, foul stench hit him. Having grown accustomed to the comforts of a group of beautiful women, Huo Yuhao could not stand the smell and quickly joined the group who felt it was better to vomit together than to vomit alone.

Huo Yuhao laboriously scanned the dormitory building with his mental probe and instantly understood the reason.

Starting from the third floor, thick grease kept overflowing from a certain room in the dormitory building. Some unlucky students on the first floor got drenched in the grease, and even after washing it off, they were still so disgusted that they couldn't eat all day.

With Xie Huan Yue's physique, how much compressed fat must he have burned...?

When Huo Yuhao heard that the old man downstairs who liked to cool off had also gotten soaked—uh…soaked in the mouth—his jaw almost dropped.

In that instant, countless students seemed to witness a miracle. The old man transformed into a giant dragon of light, his back straightened, and his legs became more flexible. He flew off in a certain direction while vomiting violently.

Fatty, you're amazing! You even healed the old wounds of the Dragon God Douluo, which even countless Title Douluos with healing abilities couldn't cure!

Who would have thought that something like this would fall from the sky?

Just as Huo Yuhao was still mourning for Mu En, several streaks of light were seen flying towards the freshman dormitory area from a certain direction.

It must be some of the academy's elders who have arrived. Huo Yuhao was delighted. Doesn't Shrek Academy like to give its students old, dilapidated houses? I wonder how anyone will live in the dorms now!

"Look, it's a strong student from the academy!" The freshmen also noticed the approaching streak of light and exclaimed.

"What happened?" The leading old man landed with a strange expression, because he had just seen the Dragon God Douluo vomiting and flying back to the Sea God Pavilion, probably having encountered something extremely bad in the freshman dormitory.

Soon, the academy's experts also smelled the extremely foul stench and covered their noses, retreating a considerable distance.

It seems that the Fatty Evil has successfully cleansed his body this time, expelling all the impurities he had ingested over the past ten years. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to fumigate such a large group of people.

Huo Yuhao remained indifferent, knowing that the academy's higher-ups would eventually be able to sneak into the dormitory to check on the situation. As for Xie Huanyue, the instigator who was still unconscious, he could only be investigated after he woke up. This was why Huo Yuhao wasn't worried about him at all.

Before long, Xie Huanyue was carried away by several inner court students using their soul power. Judging from the fleeting glimpse of her figure, Xie Huanyue had clearly lost a lot of weight.

The freshman dormitory area was left in such a state that the academy had to pay for more than a dozen high-level water-attribute soul masters to help with the cleaning. This made countless freshmen who had been complaining about the messy and dirty dormitory cheer with joy, and at the same time, they admired the guy who managed to get the academy to pay for the cleaning work by himself.

With nothing to do, Huo Yuhao prepared to return to Shrek City to find a quiet place to study the corpse of the Purple Cloud Eagle. Just as he stepped out of the dormitory area, a boy bumped into him.

This surprised Huo Yuhao. He knew that with his mental strength, even without activating his mental detection, there was absolutely no way he could have bumped into someone.

There is only one answer: the newcomer is able to completely conceal Huo Yuhao's mental detection.

His identity is becoming increasingly clear—

As I wrote the later parts, I couldn't help but laugh, hahaha... Don't ask why the Limit Douluo got drenched by that stuff. No matter how strong you are, you need to close your eyes and rest sometimes. That stuff is similar to rain, and it's not like fighting where there's hostility. One moment of carelessness and you're...

(End of this chapter)

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