Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Naruto realized what was happening.

Isn't this like me treating you as a friend, but you want to be my dad?

However, Naruto's heart was not greatly affected upon discovering this.

After more than a day of stimulation, Naruto has gradually gotten used to the world of Tsukuyomi.

Yesterday, it was revealed that his father, Minato Namikaze, had at least nine people with whom he had ties.

Now, my mother, Kushina, is just someone I have ties to.

Besides, this is an illusionary world imprinted with Tsukuyomi, not the real one.

Thinking of this, Naruto peeked out to see what was going on.

If his mother wasn't ready to leave yet, he would have to temporarily give up buying cucumbers to train in Sage Mode.

"Um?"

Naruto, who peeked out, immediately felt a chill run through his body.

At this moment, the back door of the supermarket was dark and quiet.

He has already realized the problem.

Sure enough, a voice came from behind him: "Naruto, you've mastered the Nine-Tails' chakra?"

"Yes, yes."

Naruto forced himself to remain calm and slowly turned around.

His mother, Kushina, stood behind him.

I don't know when they arrived, or if they realized that he had already discovered what had happened.

I have no idea where Bai Mo went, who was just talking to my mother Kushina. Has he already left?

Naruto could only pretend he didn't know.

For some reason, the Tsukuyomi seal is starting to feel more and more like a horror movie to Naruto.

"It seems you weren't just bragging when you said you had the ability yesterday."

Since that's the case, I acknowledge Naruto's strength. You don't need to go to the instructor's place for now.

Also, the chakra within you is Yin Nine-Tails chakra, so when you use it, you transform into a girl. Once you stop using it, the chakra returns to its seal, and you can revert to your male body.

Kushina very considerately explained Naruto's physical condition.

"Oh, I didn't know that was the case! That scared me to death."

Naruto tried to put the Nine-Tails' chakra back into the seal.

Sure enough, the burden in front of him disappeared quickly, and his hair also shortened.

Upon experiencing the 2D reincarnation, Naruto suddenly felt like crying.

Now we don't need cucumbers anymore.

And so, the mother and son, seemingly harmonious but actually harboring their own ulterior motives, returned home.

Having just seen the classified information not long ago, Naruto immediately realized that Kushina's words were only half true.

Naruto might be a bit slow on other things, but he cares a lot about his lost 2D.

His mother, Kushina, said he turned into a girl because of the Yin Nine-Tails chakra within him.

However, according to classified information, the true Yin Nine-Tails' chakra resides within his father, Minato.

Naruto can transform into a girl entirely because he is actually the incarnation of the fox spirit.

Even if his father used the Yin Nine-Tails chakra to create a purple bow and arrow as the intelligence indicated, he still didn't lose his 2D like he had before.

Therefore, this is a lie.

The lie was a lie, but Naruto dared not expose it.

Kushina's dictatorial style was still too oppressive.

When Kushina appeared behind him just now, he had already decided how he wanted to die.

Nothing happened, and they even helped him answer his questions.

Naruto was even somewhat moved.

Stockholm belongs to that area.

After finishing dinner and returning to his bedroom, Naruto began to review the day's events.

He suddenly realized something.

His mother will find out sooner or later that he was looking at classified information today; that's for sure.

Therefore, he needs to improve his strength as much as possible before he is discovered.

What Naruto discovered was that the so-called classified information was nothing more than something recorded at the behest of his mother, Kushina.

In other words, if Kushina didn't want something to appear in Konoha's intelligence archives, then even if it happened every day, there wouldn't be a single record of it!

This is something Naruto realized after he had an epiphany that Kushina was a dictator in this world.

Although Naruto might not even understand what the word "dictator" means.

Having realized this, Naruto let go of his obsession with going to the archives to collect information.

That information might be just like what Mom said before, a mixture of truth and falsehood.

Rather than trusting these pre-compiled intelligence reports, it's more reliable to gather information yourself.

Take, for example, the relationship between Naruto's mother, Kushina, and Bai Mo. From what Naruto saw, they were so familiar with each other that it was impossible for them to have just met.

However, this information is not recorded at all in Konoha's confidential files.

Come to think of it, Konoha's confidential files all require Kushina to personally review and approve them. How could she possibly allow them to record her infidelity as a married woman?

There's also his father, Minato, and his mother, Kushina, who said that even buying a pack of cigarettes could lead to encountering nine fathers as bonded ninjas, but there's no record of that in the classified information.

It seems that, for the sake of saving face, there are no official records, so no one can bring it up openly.

As for private matters...

As Naruto pondered these thoughts, he felt his brain overloaded, a wave of exhaustion washed over him, and he fell asleep immediately.

I woke up the next day.

Naruto decided to find a safe place to train and master Sage Mode.

Home is really not a good place; I just don't feel safe there.

Kushina, a dictatorial mother, could break down the door at any moment; Minato, the Flying Thunder God, could appear without breaking down the door.

"Naruto, take this with you. Remember to come home for dinner on time, or I'll come looking for you."

Minato Namikaze, who was cleaning while wearing an apron, saw Naruto about to leave, picked up a Flying Thunder God kunai from the coffee table, and threw it at him.

"..."

Naruto caught the kunai and nodded silently.

Who would have thought that in the legendary stories of the real ninja world, the major ninja villages, fearing being bullied by the Yellow Flash, issued an order that if they encountered Minato Namikaze, they could immediately abandon the mission? But in the world of Tsukuyomi, his father was bullied by someone else.

He was still just an ordinary person, Bai Mo Niu, who was completely inferior to the real ninja world and was just an average person in this world.

Although my dad himself isn't exactly clean either.

Ugh.

As Naruto walked down the street, he felt that having both parents alive didn't seem so wonderful.

As Naruto walked, he heard people talking about some familiar names and immediately stopped.

Do you know Bai Mo, the supermarket owner?

"I know, she's our Hokage's lover. I heard that the Hokage even got jealous of her with the Mizukage and Tsuchikage at the Five Kage Summit."

"Really? That broom looks so good, why?"

"Who knows? Maybe they'll use some kind of sorcery or waist-swinging technique to bewitch people?"

"That's definitely it, that guy is disgusting."

"What would happen if Naruto Uzumaki or Minato Namikaze found out? Hehe."

"Those two will definitely take care of him. Even if they're useless, they're still legitimate ninjas, aren't they better than that country bumpkin who lives off women?"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Naruto finally couldn't hold back any longer.

Yes, how could Bai Mo, as a friend, form a bond with his friend's mother? This is the most serious form of bullying!

Just as Kushina and the audience outside were eagerly anticipating Naruto's eventual retaliation against the bullies, Naruto jumped in front of them and pointed at them:

"I won't allow you to insult Bai Mo! Bai Mo is the Shadow of Support. As the one who supports my mom, Bai Mo is the coolest!"