Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

"Holy shit!"

Naruto was stunned.

He had met Otsutsuki Urashiki and Otsutsuki Momoshiki.

The Otsutsuki clan plays with eyes, and their eyes appear in other places, such as the center of the palm.

It looks a bit off, but also kind of cool.

But what happened this time?

How did Ōtsutsuki Isshiki's eyes end up there?

The reason is actually quite simple: Uncle Ichiraku's body is worse than Jigen's in the real ninja world, and Isshiki is closer to death than in the real ninja world.

With both factors combined, Uncle Ichiraku would need to be even more direct in order to bear the power of Issho.

And most importantly, it's not dangerous if it's hidden inside the ear, but if it's hidden in the intestines, it will be absorbed.

Given Isshiki Otsutsuki's physique, he naturally wouldn't be digested and absorbed by ordinary people, but this process would still occur.

Over time, the intestines became the concentration point of Otsutsuki Isshiki's power.

The intestines absorb the power of Ōtsutsuki Isshiki, resulting in the strengthening of the intestines.

Strengthening the gut will allow for faster absorption of the power of Isshiki Otsutsuki.

This continued for over a thousand years.

The consciousnesses of Isshiki Otsutsuki and Ichiraku have long since become one.

Unlike the real-world ninja Jigen, who is entirely Isshiki's puppet, this world's Isshiki has already suffered a mental breakdown; otherwise, he wouldn't be so fixated on why Naruto doesn't eat ramen.

And the eye that Uncle Ichiraku revealed at this moment was Isshiki's eye technique—

"His childhood name is Bikanna!"

Uncle Ichiraku immediately called out the name of the move.

That's right, it's the same eye technique that can instantly shrink non-living objects (excluding oneself).

Just now, Jiraiya's Giant Rasengan was instantly shrunk by this move.

In the Boruto era, Jiraiya's clone, Kashin Koji, fought against Jigen Isshiki. After giving it his all, he was defeated and fled. Did we expect that the same scene would play out in the world of Tsukuyomi?

But the technique that imprints the world of Tsukuyomi has no weaknesses.

Despite his mental illness, thanks to the continuous absorption through his intestines, Uncle Ichiraku's physique has improved to the point that he doesn't need the Karma seal to unseal him and can already unleash the power of Isshiki Otsutsuki.

There is absolutely no time limit.

"Serendipity Technique!"

"The art of reversing the 'Snout Lord's' technique!"

Naruto experienced true despair for the first time and began to desperately try any remedy, recklessly using ninjutsu.

In terms of strength, Ichiraku has an absolute overwhelming advantage.

Even if his mother, Kushina, were to arrive now, she probably wouldn't be a match for him.

After all, the opponent is an Otsutsuki.

What's even more disheartening is that the other person is mentally ill and won't listen to his arguments at all. He can't even explain that he actually likes to eat ramen.

Clearly, even if Ichiraku weren't mentally ill, Otsutsuki Isshiki would have absolutely no interest in matters of men and women.

In Isshiki Otsutsuki's eyes, seeing Naruto's signature ninjutsu was the same feeling Naruto had when he saw naked toads from Mount Myōboku or the dog hooks of the Inuzuka clan.

"Naruto, you've disappointed me so much. I was wondering if you really had your reasons, but you've gone and rebelled. This shows you've truly betrayed the ramen!"

Ichiraku opened his right eye, activated the Great Black Heaven, and threw out a huge black box that crushed all of Naruto's shadow clones.

Naruto himself was trampled underfoot by Ichiraku.

Naruto saw it clearly now.

Daikokuten's power is similar to Kamui, leading to an independent space where the black box is stored.

The eye that uses Daikokuten is located in Ichiraku-sensei's right eye.

No wonder Uncle Ichiraku always has his eyes squinted; it turns out he has such a terrifying pupil technique in his eyes.

The other eye is located below.

At this point, only Kakashi's family's secret technique, the Thousand Years of Death, could deliver the final blow.

But he couldn't keep up with Ichiraku-san at all. How could he possibly use the Thousand Years of Death to blind that eye right in front of Ichiraku-san?

"Naruto, don't be afraid, we're here!"

The reliable Minato Namikaze appeared beside Naruto, clutching a kunai.

Beside him was his disciple Kakashi, whose clothes were disheveled.

Kakashi had fainted after forcibly using Kamui to transfer Naruto away, which led to Yamato enjoying him for a while.

When Minato Namikaze learned of what had happened, he was given a critical mission. He came up with a solution that required Kakashi's cooperation, so he sought out Kakashi.

As the Nine-Tails' jinchūriki, Minato Namikaze gave Kakashi a Nine-Tails cloak, which revived Kakashi.

"..."

Naruto felt very guilty.

He was just thinking about tricking his dad into extracting the Nine-Tails and threatening Kakashi-sensei for help, but now his dad has brought Kakashi to rescue him.

"Dad, run! You're no match for Uncle Ichiraku!"

Naruto shouted loudly.

He knew his father possessed the Flying Thunder God Technique, making him the fastest ninja in the world.

But Flying Thunder God ultimately requires a specific technique.

To attack Uncle Ichiraku, you must first touch him and leave a spell on him.

Most importantly, Naruto suddenly remembered that the Otsutsuki clan seemed to be able to absorb ninjutsu.

If he had known this would happen, he should have spread his Sage Mode shortcut throughout the world first.

Bai Mo and the Akatsuki members in the real ninja world were indeed farsighted.

You never know which will come first, an accident or tomorrow.

Naruto was filled with remorse.

"Naruto, you underestimate me. Do you think I can steal someone under your powerful mother's watchful eye? Do you think I'm not capable at all?"

You know, the reason your mom hasn't killed me yet is because she can only confirm it, but she can't get any evidence whatsoever!

Minato Namikaze proudly raised his chest.

It seems to be on fire, but something seems off.

"Flying Thunder God Guides Thunder".

Minato Namikaze held an explosive tag between two fingers and smiled confidently.

The detonation tag disappeared, and the next second, a violent explosion occurred below Uncle Ichiraku.

"What?!"

Naruto was stunned.

When was this technique printed?

Is it...

My dad had an affair with Uncle Yi Le?

Otherwise, why?

"Naruto, don't misunderstand. While I should, I'm not so indiscriminate in my eating habits."

These techniques are the result of my "picky eating" process!

I embezzled the public funds your mother gave me and used them to produce a batch of toilet paper, which I then distributed free of charge to all the villagers of Konoha.

Anything wiped with toilet paper will have my surgical technique imprinted on it.

Perhaps he doesn't need Lash, but if he wants to fake it, he'll eventually make a symbolic attempt, and then he'll have already fallen for it!

Minato Namikaze proudly explained the reason.

However, the next second, an unidentified object bearing the inscription "Sword of Endurance and Love" slammed into Minato Namikaze's head.

Uncle Ichiraku emerged unharmed from the smoke of the explosion.