Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Kakashi was completely unprepared, and even when he saw Madara rushing towards him, he didn't realize what was happening.

Only Obito himself knows about the Ten-Tails' current location in the Kamui dimension.

He deliberately kept it a secret from everyone, just to secretly develop his strength and then amaze the world after the Ten-Tails devoured Isshiki's corpse and he surpassed the Sage of Six Paths.

Aside from Obito, only Madara, who had just arrived, began to speculate that the Ten-Tails was in the Kamui dimension after confirming that it was not inside Obito's body.

Even with Kakashi's vast experience, he couldn't assess the situation of this rootless duckweed.

Who knows if Ban came to gouge out his eyes? Maybe he came to gouge out other parts of his body?

Fortunately, Sasuke intervened when Madara's finger was only a centimeter away from Kakashi's eye.

With the activation of Amenotejikara, Kakashi was swapped out.

only……

"What is this thing?!"

Madara looked at the unknown ninja tool in his hand with disdain, angrily threw it on the ground, and stomped on it until it exploded.

It turns out that although Sasuke had realized what was happening, he was still not proficient in using Amenotejikara.

If you want to exchange with the air, you need to concentrate and focus for a long time.

Even when swapping clothes with something that fits well, such as clothes worn by a person, there is a short delay required.

Only the exchange between individual, independent objects can achieve instantaneous replacement.

So Sasuke had no choice but to rely on the powerful dynamic vision of his Rinnegan to quickly scan his surroundings and finally lock onto a "bottle-kun" in a corner that had just been used up by someone next to him.

Without this, Sasuke would have to randomly choose someone to sacrifice and switch places with Kakashi.

Sasuke didn't know why Madara approached Kakashi, but Sasuke had a rebuttal personality; the more Madara wanted to do something, the more he wanted to stop him. He didn't need to figure out the specifics first like Kakashi did.

And so, Kakashi was switched out, and finally came to his senses, looking warily at Madara in the distance.

"Kakashi, protect that eye! Don't let Madara succeed! I extracted the Ten-Tails and put it into the Kamui dimension. He's trying to go in and take the Ten-Tails!"

Obito then belatedly arrived and explained the situation.

There's no way to hide it now.

But it doesn't matter even if it gets exposed.

The current situation doesn't allow the people of Konoha to slow down and think about why he wanted to extract the Ten-Tails.

"Understood."

Kakashi's expression turned serious as he assumed a fighting stance.

"No! I spent six months' worth of mission rewards to buy this autographed ninja tool co-branded with Granny Chiyo!"

Ebisu, whose belongings had been swapped by Sasuke, watched helplessly as Madara crushed his treasures under his foot, letting out a painful howl.

Not long ago, everyone in Konoha had been having calcium supplements playing in their minds, which made Ebisu, who should have been able to resist, rush home to get his ninja tools.

As for why it wasn't done at home?

That's for the atmosphere, of course.

Ebisu saw that many people were having a chaotic brawl in the streets, and there were even people who shared the same idea as him. Since that was the case, he decided to join in as well.

You can also show off your treasured ninja tools to others.

And so, Ebisu finished using them and was resting, the ninja tool he was holding rolled to the side.

Sasuke seized this opportunity, swapping him with Kakashi and successfully saving Kakashi.

Enraged, Ebisu charged at Madara Uchiha.

"Ebisu, stop! You're no match for Madara!"

Seeing this, Minato Namikaze hurriedly shouted, trying to stop them.

Unfortunately, perhaps due to the principle of same sex repelling each other, Minato Namikaze, as a fellow Konoha ninja, never had a major battle with Ebisu.

Furthermore, since Ebisu was arrested in the red-light district and his resume is not clean, there is no need to worry about him competing with me for the Hokage position.

Minato Namikaze never left the Flying Thunder God mark on him.

"Not his match? I don't understand! You're afraid to face him head-on, which means it's time for Konoha's Black Flash to step in!"

As Ebisu charged toward Uchiha Madara, he began forming hand seals.

"Oh? You want to dance too?"

Madara was suddenly struck by Ebisu's passionate remarks.

Madara had absolute confidence in himself. Even though he was an elderly man on the verge of death, he was not someone like Ebisu, who had a chakra level, who could easily take advantage of him.

"Go for it, Mr. Pervert!"

Seeing this, Naruto disregarded the difference in their strength and cheered them on with unwavering enthusiasm.

With Naruto's encouragement, Ebisu seemed more confident.

"Watch this, this is the ninjutsu and Will of Fire I learned from Naruto!"

boom.

As Ebisu performed the hand seals, he transformed into the likeness of Hashirama Senju.

Hashirama Senju, well, there's always been a picture of him on the Hokage Rock, and there's also a photo in the Hokage's office, so everyone knows what he looks like.

However, this Hashirama Senju is dressed somewhat differently; he has a dark style and wears only a black leather X-shaped belt.

"Behold! This is the Black Flash of Konoha, a flash that can fulfill the deepest, darkest fantasies within everyone's heart!"

Ebisu struck various poses while speaking smugly.

"Foolish! You've disappointed me greatly. You think this boring ninjutsu would work on me?"

Madara Uchiha was disappointed when he saw Ebisu's technique.

Just as Madara raised his hand to deal with the boring bug, Ebisu had a sudden inspiration.

Indeed, he made a big mistake.

Rumor has it that Madara is not a bond-type ninja, but rather a fortune-controlling ninja.

Before Konoha was established, the young Hashirama disguised himself as Furyu, wearing furry ears and a tail.

Then, the First Hokage was sent by his father to gather intelligence near the Uchiha clan, where he encountered Madara Uchiha.

Madara Uchiha was also disguised by his father as a Bond Ninja, resembling Ebisu who is now Hashirama Senju.

The two hit it off immediately, each believing the other to be their soulmate.

Then, the two confessed to each other and learned each other's identities. Madara Uchiha was terrified and never dared to let Hashirama Senju near him when he was urinating again.

Later, the Senju and Uchiha joined forces and established Konoha Village.

The original plan was to build a village where good fortune and bonds coexist.

But Tobirama Senju stopped all of this and induced his brother Hashirama to break his promise to Madara.

Because Tobirama Senju loved the Uchiha clan so much, in his eyes, the Uchiha clan was his potential harem members, and he absolutely would not allow the Uchiha clan to become Fury-obsessed.

For the Uchiha to have a chance, he must be a bonded ninja.

To this end, Hashirama Senju also implemented a series of reforms.

In short, Madara Uchiha was a ninja who was obsessed with fortune.

Once Ebisu understood this, he quickly changed his transformation.

They successfully added auspicious elements to Hashirama Senju's image.

however……

puff--

Ebisu coughed up blood and flew backward.

"madness."

Madara Uchiha coldly flicked the blood off his hands.

Using seduction on an elderly person who is nearing the end of their life is just foolish.

Madara Uchiha hadn't felt anything for a long time!