Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

"What's wrong with everyone?"

The resurrected Hashirama Senju looked anxious.

Even though he sensed the sudden appearance of Otsutsuki Toneri, he ignored it.

Otsutsuki Toneri's chakra was somewhat different from that of the ninja world, and he was muttering something about the heavens, probably referring to some kind of alien.

However, when Hashirama discovered that this alien had come to Konoha only to steal some history from the public toilet, he ignored him.

"Big brother, don't you understand? Obito Uchiha succeeded! His Infinite Tsukuyomi has been activated!"

"Huh? Then why are we alright?"

"Perhaps it's because we were resurrected through the Impure World Reincarnation technique."

"How could this happen!"

Hashirama Senju felt abandoned.

Infinite Tsukuyomi, I finally get to enjoy a wonderful dream, why is he being excluded?

"...Stop wailing, bro! Do you think I'm in a good mood?!"

Tobirama Senju rebuked Hashirama Senju.

He also wanted to enter the Infinite Tsukuyomi and experience what it was like to have a harem within the Uchiha clan.

Unfortunately, he has only enjoyed two-thirds of it on Obito so far, and that was only through the transmission of shadow clones.

"Wait, Tobirama, something seems off!"

Hashirama was feeling dejected when he suddenly sensed Toneri's location again.

"What's wrong?"

Tobirama asked.

"I sensed an alien had infiltrated Konoha, but I figured he was just stealing sutras, so I ignored him."

Unexpectedly, he came out again after stealing and walked into the crowd. What was he planning to do?

I will absolutely not allow him to harm the villagers of Konoha!

In Hashirama Senju's perception, Toneri was approaching those who were trapped in the "Infinite Tsukuyomi" and unable to move.

What are they trying to do?!

Are they planning to play a time-stop game?

That damn alien! As the First Hokage of Konoha, he should be the one to start this mess!

Hashirama Senju couldn't stand it any longer, and he immediately rushed towards Toneri's position, trying to stop him.

Helpless, Tobirama Senju looked up at Obito, who was also motionless in the sky for some reason, and had no choice but to follow his older brother to deal with the so-called alien.

"Stop! Let go of those villagers, let me handle this... uh?"

Just as Hashirama Senju was about to make his heroic entrance and save the villagers of Konoha, he witnessed an extremely bizarre scene the moment he opened his mouth.

Otsutsuki Toneri's target was not the villagers of Konoha at all.

He used the things he stole from the public toilet to lure Akamaru away, tricking him into a small corner.

and many more!

Why didn't the dog get hit by the Infinite Tsukuyomi?

Hashirama keenly sensed the problem.

Isn't the Infinite Tsukuyomi something that will affect the entire ninja world?

Why is it that the dog is the only one unharmed?

Hashirama Senju quickly used his senses to cover Konoha and soon discovered that only humans in the entire village were affected; the cats and dogs were unharmed!

This is normal, because Shisui's Kotoamatsukami's goal was to enable humans and tailed beasts to coexist harmoniously. Its core instruction was to make humans fall in love with the tailed beasts, which meant turning humans into Fury fans. The animals themselves did not need to make any changes.

Akamaru, having experienced Kiba's betrayal and the chaotic battle with Kakashi and the others, was extremely sensitive and quickly succumbed to Toneri Otsutsuki's charm.

"What... what's going on?"

Hashirama Senju returned to his original spot, bewildered.

Then, to my surprise, someone else woke up.

Hashirama Senju felt both puzzled and delighted.

Logically speaking, shouldn't someone who practices Infinite Tsukuyomi be in an endless slumber of sweet dreams?

How did I wake up?

It's already strange enough that the small animals didn't get infected before.

But it's good that he's awake. It's a good opportunity for everyone to discuss things together. More people mean more strength.

What's more, it was Orochimaru, who was resurrected using the Impure World Reincarnation technique, who was awakened.

Orochimaru was very intelligent, a fact that Hashirama Senju acknowledged.

"Um, you're awake? Does anything seem out of the ordinary?"

Hashirama Senju hurriedly stepped forward to inquire.

"Something's wrong? Nothing's wrong. What's the matter?"

Jiraiya raised his hands, examined himself, and answered with a puzzled look.

"I don't feel any problems at the moment."

Orochimaru also answered.

"No? Then..."

"Wait a minute, brother, let me ask you a question."

Just as Hashirama Senju was about to ask Orochimaru if he knew why the Infinite Tsukuyomi didn't include animals, Tobirama Senju interrupted him.

The astute and perceptive Tobirama Senju noticed a problem.

Otsutsuki Toneri lost a jewelry box.

This is clearly a gift, and it must be a gift for someone.

But why would he bring it to Konoha and then abandon it?

If he came to Akamaru, why did he only go to the public toilet to find a gift after arriving in Konoha?

What if it happens to be emptied out today and there's nothing left inside?

All of this indicates that Otsutsuki Toneri's actions were absolutely impulsive.

Since it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, what was his original purpose? The jewelry box explains everything.

Tobirama Senju considered a terrifying possibility.

He thought of the original XP of the Uchiha clan during the Warring States period.

Could it be that the Infinite Tsukuyomi was just a disguise, and that Obito's true purpose was to overturn the bonded ninja world created by his older brother and transform it into a world of fortune?

With that thought in mind, Tobirama Senju suppressed his fear and prepared to test the waters.

The targets of their probing were Orochimaru and Jiraiya, who had just awakened.

"I remember you two are lovers, right?"

Tobirama Senju cautiously probed.

He remembered that when he and his older brother were resurrected by Edo Tensei, it was in the Fire Temple. It was said that the two of them were reincarnated there to continue their relationship and complete a wedding that was not tolerated by Kushina, the current Hokage of Konoha.

"yes."

The two nodded without hesitation.

This left Tobirama Senju puzzled—had he guessed wrong?

The alien originally liked a girl, but after being infected, he immediately fell in love with a dog.

If that's the case, then Jiraiya and Orochimaru should also undergo this change, right?

"Second Hokage, have you discovered something wrong? In that case, Jiraiya and I will do this once and for all. Now you can be sure, right?"

Orochimaru didn't understand what the Second Hokage suspected, but he felt that this matter must be very important, so he pulled Jiraiya aside to get intimate.

"Okay."

Tobirama Senju responded instinctively, not believing that a little intimacy would solve the problem.

The fact that Orochimaru and Jiraiya still like each other proves the point: the ninja world hasn't become a blessed ninja world...

"What have you done!"

Tobirama Senju caught a glimpse of Orochimaru and Jiraiya out of the corner of his eye, and his pupils suddenly contracted.

He witnessed a horrifying scene: Orochimaru transformed into a white-scaled serpent, while Jiraiya activated Sage Mode and turned into a toad-like creature.

A toad-man and a snake-man are getting intimate!