Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

"Youth is a lie, a sin. Those who glorify youth are always deceiving themselves and those around them, actively affirming everything in their environment..."

"If troubles and interpersonal relationships are the only issues to worry about, then simply destroy them, and there will be nothing to worry about. Everyone will become lonely, and there will be no more arguments or conflicts..."

The conclusion is: whether you're a student or a working professional, long live loneliness.

Inside the office, Hiratsuka Shizuka's voice carried a hint of helpless resentment as she finished reading this passage, which could be described as a "textbook of negativity."

Mercury, who was standing to the side, was taken aback at first, then his shoulders shrugged slightly, clearly trying to suppress a laugh.

This familiar scene, if this were a novel, would be perfect as the opening.

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked up at the three of them, her brows furrowed into a deep frown.

Hachiman Hikigaya, Mercury, and Tomie.

Three troubled children, all from the same club.

"Hey, Hachiman, what was the assignment I left for you in class?"

"It's... 'Thoughts on Work'." Hachiman Hikigaya turned his head to the side.

Without realizing it, I wrote down my grievances...

"Then tell me, why did you write such a resentful essay?" Hiratsuka Shizuka's voice rose slightly.

"I'm so sorry, I'll rewrite it!" Hachiman Hikigaya bowed and apologized almost reflexively, his apology swift and decisive.

"Really..." Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed helplessly and turned her gaze to the other two.

She wore a nonchalant smile, as if the lecture had nothing to do with her.

The other one was lazily leaning on the former's shoulder, suppressing a smile that clearly showed schadenfreude, while also recording a video on his phone.

"Mercury, look at the rubbish you've written!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka slammed his essay on the table.

[On how to kill through and repair the family, causing the greatest impact.]

This world is unfair, especially to organizations with ideals; endless darkness hangs over everyone…

Humans evolve, and so do we. The era of tearing enemies apart with claws is over. Only by keeping up with the progress of the times can we gain a foothold in this world...

"The ferocious beasts are destined to be eliminated, while we are at the forefront of evolution. This world will eventually accept a civilized 'human.'"

Summary: First find the enemies, then replace them.

"Tell me what kind of crap you wrote!" Hiratsuka Shizuka's voice suddenly rose and then fell back down as she rubbed her throbbing temples.

Why do these troublesome problem students always appear in the classes she teaches?

Mercury slowly raised his hand and scratched his chin, his face still showing that indifferent expression.

"Tatara's comments are way too heavily influenced by his own personal opinions."

"And what's with this resentful, melodramatic, chuunibyou-esque speech?"

"We're all adults now, it's time to get rid of this 'chuunibyou' (middle school syndrome)."

"Hey, what are you thinking! Explain this to me!"

"...Such a loud voice." Mercury complained, then looked at her furious expression and said slowly, "Old Jing, this is a serious extension of the topic. Think about it, isn't the essence of work to solve problems and achieve goals?"

The He Xiu family has blocked many people's path. If we get rid of them, how small will the impact be?

Hearing this nonsensical explanation, Hiratsuka Shizuka's temple throbbed. She grabbed the composition book on the table and practically slammed it down, growling, "What the hell are you talking about? What do you mean by 'training'? Is your training and social experimentation all about fighting and killing all day long?!"

"Hey, Lao Jing, don't talk nonsense." Mercury covered his mouth exaggeratedly, unable to hide the smile in his eyes. "This is purely a theoretical discussion, focusing on 'civilization replacement,' and has nothing to do with fighting and killing."

"It's okay?" Hiratsuka Shizuki laughed, then turned to Tomie, who was still playing with her phone. "Never mind, let's not talk about your made-up nonsense."

"Is it really just made up? That's not necessarily true." Hachiman Hikigaya looked at Mercury.

Based on his understanding of Mercury, the events described in the essay might actually be true.

The description is a bit too dark.

It's something that doesn't seem like something from normal human society.

Mercury: "What are you thinking about?"

Hachiman Hikigaya was startled by the sudden question, staring blankly at Mercury with his deadpan eyes. "It's nothing, it's just... never mind."

He swallowed his questions.

It's best not to get involved in what Mercury is going to do.

It could really kill someone.

However, if he needs it, I would probably help him without hesitation.

Heh... well, I still owe Mercury two lives.

Just as Hachiman Hikigaya was lost in thought, Shizuka Hiratsuka's voice suddenly rose as she looked at Tomie, who had remained silent until now.

"At least the other two wrote something, but what about you? You handed me a blank paper, what kind of nonsense is that?"

Tomie kept her head down, her fingertips flying across the phone screen, as if everything around her was irrelevant.

"Tomie!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka's roar finally made the rapidly moving fingers pause, and she slowly raised her eyes, her gaze full of arrogance.

"It's so noisy, those nagging old ladies."

"Huh?" Hiratsuka Shizuka stared at her in disbelief.

What did she just say? "Auntie?"

"It's just a reflection paper, no big deal." Tomie scoffed, glanced at the stack of assignment papers on the table, casually pulled out a "Work Reflection" covered in handwriting, and changed it to her own name.

"Alright, don't bother me unless it's absolutely necessary."

Having said that, she didn't even bother to look at Hiratsuka Shizuka again, reached out and grabbed Mercury's collar, dragging him towards the door.

It's just an assignment; plenty of people are willing to help her with it.

Hiratsuka Shizuka stood frozen in place, staring at the essay paper whose name Tomie had casually changed, then at Mercury, who was being pulled by the collar and following behind Tomie with a playful expression.

She felt a lump in her throat, and she felt she had to let it out, otherwise she would be letting down her nickname.

She slammed her hand on the table and stood up abruptly. "Tomie! You come back here! And Mercury! Don't go along with her nonsense!"

Unfortunately, the only response she received was the dull thud of the office door slamming shut.

Hikigaya Hachiman huddled in a corner, watching the furious Hiratsuka Shizuka, silently lighting a candle for the two of them in his heart.

She glanced at the abandoned essay paper on the table, then at Hiratsuka Shizuka's clenched fist, which had turned white, and wisely lowered her head, pretending to be an emotionless wooden person.

"You... never mind, you go back first, I'll come find you guys at the club after school."

Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed wearily. After the boy left, she picked up her phone and found the old dean's number.

If she can't handle these two guys, then is there no one who can?

Watch her use her special move.

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