Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

"Hooray, finally something has been sent."

Mercury, still drinking on the cargo ship, watched a video sent to his phone, casually lying on the bed in the cabin.

He was curious to see what these carefully selected suicide squads had encountered in the rainforest.

Hopefully, it will be a bit more interesting.

The phone screen lit up, and the humid rainforest scene instantly filled the field of vision. The camera was shaking violently, and you could hear the noisy chirping of insects and heavy breathing in the background.

Mercury, as if watching an anime, lazily commented: "Tsk tsk, this filming technique is even more amateurish than amateur. This camera angle, is it a camera on the bottle's chest?"

Suddenly, a loud bang was heard in the video, and the camera abruptly turned to show a huge monitor lizard charging towards the camera.

"Oh? Interesting, it's not a giant python after all." Mercury said calmly.

It was only somewhat interesting; to him, carbon-based life forms were like roadside creatures.

Unless he's as big as Hellstar, he's someone you could easily kick to death.

As the video speeds up, a giant tiger flashes by in the frame, unnoticed by the crocodile, python, giant bat, and even the beast squad.

"The house of giant beasts, it's alright," Mercury commented, then continued reading.

As the scene spun around, a lake appeared, and in the center of the lake was a figure covered in gold and silver jewels.

Mercury's smile vanished, and he silently silenced himself.

As the figure in the middle of the lake began to move, the camera started to shake, followed by a frantic rush towards the figure.

This confirmed Mercury's suspicions.

"Love, Death & Robots: The Lake Girl - Gibbalah".

Mercury froze the video, staring at the golden, shimmering figure.

If he remembered correctly, this guy seemed to believe in love at first sight; as long as you could resist her charm, you could win her favor.

Next, during the courtship phase, they went through a series of tests.

For example, if she's dancing in the middle of a waterfall, you should walk towards her without hesitation.

That way you can get a wife covered in jewels.

"Mark this." Mercury marked it.

If there's an opportunity, someone should go and make some money there. Also, there should be quite a few things at the bottom of the lake.

It's fine as a decoration.

As the videos were watched one by one, the camera focused on Ning En's enormous, pale body, and the scene of the scarlet Naga roaring and chasing behind him.

"What is this now?"

Just as Mercury was about to take a closer look, the door was pulled open.

"We're here." Coco looked at the bottles scattered on the ground and her eyes twitched.

Who would have thought that after our last conversation, this guy drank in his bedroom for four days straight.

He gets drunk every day, showing no trace of the "Holy Salt Maker".

"Hey, Coco," Mercury greeted her, putting his phone in his pocket.

"Come on, we're almost at the shore," Coco said helplessly.

I had hoped to get to know him better over the next few days, but after getting to know him, I realized that his personality is terrible.

"Let's go, let's go~" Mercury stretched and stood up. "I've been so bored these past few days I'm about to throw up. I don't like the red wine here either. Next time, bring some white wine."

Looking at the bottles scattered all over the floor, Coco remained silent.

If you don't like the taste, why are you drinking so much?

Mercury, however, didn't care about any of that and snatched Coco's white fur coat, draping it over himself.

He had heard that it was very cold in Great Britain and that he should wear more clothes.

Coco: "..."

……

As the cargo ship slowly docked, the group disembarked one after another.

Farmer looked at the coat on Mercury's body.

She glanced at the clothes Coco had prepared again and gritted her teeth.

Damn it, it's the clothes Coco is wearing! Coco has only bought her two sets of clothes!

I'm so envious!

"Hey, you're at least in the second tier of ordinary human combat power, can you stop looking at me like that?" Mercury deliberately puffed out his chest and wrapped his coat tighter.

"I'm not envious at all," Farmer said, his teeth grinding together.

Seeing this, Coco took out a brand-new beige cloak from her suitcase and draped it over Farmer's shoulders.

"Coco?" Farmer looked at her.

"A gift for you."

"I will definitely keep it safe," Farmer said solemnly.

"Okay, I trust you." Coco nodded and began assigning tasks, "Falme, R, Rem, you guys go and hand over the goods, the rest of you keep watch."

After speaking, he glanced around.

I spotted two figures standing on the dock at a glance: one was a tall, thin figure wearing a trench coat and sunglasses.

There was also a woman with long blonde hair and bronze skin, smoking a cigar.

Just by standing there, you can feel the aura emanating from them.

"Overbearing aura." Mercury put down his one-way telescope, his gaze sweeping unabashedly over the two figures with extremely strong auras in the harbor, as if he were examining two newly made toys.

"Where did you get your telescope?"

Coco looked at the binoculars he pulled out from who-knows-where and was full of questions.

I don't think it was there just now?

"Just a quick thing." Mercury tossed the telescope he had just "picked up" into the sea and went down first.

Coco glanced at Rem, who seemed to be searching for something, and chuckled twice. "That blonde woman is Intgra, the director of the Royal Order of the Knights of the Order ...

After a brief summary, Coco followed him downstairs.

"A bodyguard? You really underestimate him."

Mercury's smile widened when he saw that Accardo was being mistaken for his bodyguard.

However, to be precise, Accardo was actually not even as good as a bodyguard.

slave?

Slaves with the power to destroy a city.

……

At the port, Accardo was the first to remove his sunglasses, his blood-red eyes fixed on Mercury.

The producers of those "holy salts" are high school students and orphans in Japan.

Now let's add the phrase "formidable strength".

As he drew closer, every cell in my body began to throb with excitement.

Like a malevolent beast, every step it took hit his sensitive spots.

Could this be a human capable of killing this monster?

Meanwhile, Intgra exhaled a puff of cigar smoke and looked Mercury up and down, who was wearing a white fur coat and reeking of alcohol.

When he reached her, she stubbed out her cigar and extended her hand.

"Hello, I am Director Intgra, from HELLSING. I believe the Arms Queen has already told you why we invited you here."

"Hmm...?" Mercury didn't reach out, but looked at Coco with a puzzled expression.

He's just here to check off his list and do some sightseeing.

Does it have to be mixed up with other things?

Coco looked at Mercury with a puzzled expression.

She remembered that she had already told him her purpose.

Why are you looking at her like that?