Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

Why did things turn out this way?

Why would I agree to something so outrageous?!

"Is this the world of Tsukuyomi?"

"it hurts!"

Hayasaka Ai pinched her thigh, and it was real.

She was sitting in the passenger seat of a taxi, next to an innocent driver.

What she had to do was lead the driver to a carefully selected route.

To put on a perfect "performance".

The taxi drove smoothly along the side road. The driver was a kind-looking middle-aged man. Seeing that Hayasaka Ai was traveling alone, he asked with concern, "Young lady, we're almost there. Is a friend coming to pick you up?"

"Yes, please drive slower."

As they approached the agreed-upon location, Hayasaka Ai hesitated for a moment, then coughed twice to draw attention.

"What's wrong...?"

"bump!"

Just as the driver turned his head to speak, a loud bang came from in front of the car.

A figure rolled twice before falling heavily to the ground.

Immediately afterwards, a handsome, tall boy ran over, holding a cell phone in his hand.

She ran while crying.

The driver was completely dumbfounded.

"This...this..."

"He hit someone?!" The driver's legs trembled, he quickly stopped the car, opened the door and ran over.

"屮!"

Sitting in the passenger seat, Hayasaka Ai covered her face, looked at the young lady lying on the ground, and immediately cursed.

This is too much effort!

Little did they know, Kaguya Shinomiya was also a victim.

……

Let's rewind to 5 minutes ago.

Mercury and Kaguya Shinomiya were hiding at a corner of a side street without surveillance cameras.

More accurately, Mercury tricked Kaguya Shinomiya into hiding here.

"Is this what you call interesting? Shamelessly trying to scam me?" Kaguya Shinomiya said coldly, but did not immediately turn around and leave.

"NO~NO~NO~~" Mercury held up his index finger and waved it in front of her eyes, correcting the mistake in her words.

"Taxi drivers are on the road every day, and it's inevitable that they'll be careless sometimes. We're just giving him a little 'reminder' to concentrate on driving, and we get a small tip for it. This is called a risk warning fee, how can it be called staged accident?"

Kaguya Shinomiya scoffed, her disdain deepening. "Soliciting excuses. It's nothing but a trick to fool ordinary people."

"You can't say that!" Mercury didn't care about her sarcasm at all. "Kaguya-sama, just think of this as an interesting experiment to test human nature. And think about it, Hayasaka Ai was dragged into this by me. Don't you want to see her acting?"

Mercury's words echoed in my ears like the whispers of an ancient god.

Her eyes flickered slightly, and her clenched fingers loosened.

Seeing that she was truly moved, Mercury's smile deepened, and he pressed his advantage, saying, "And don't you think it's interesting? This is a rare and novel experience."

Kaguya Shinomiya fell silent.

Deep down, I'm torn between my inner thoughts and my own conscience.

Her heart was pounding faster, and for some reason, she had an urge to try it.

As the taxi slowly approached, Mercury immediately shielded Kaguya Shinomiya in front of him and took out his phone.

"Are you ready?"

"Huh?" Kaguya Shinomiya didn't react.

Shouldn't she be the one recording the video?

Before she could think it through, she felt a kick in the butt and stumbled as she was thrown forward.

Then he was hit by a huge force and fell solidly to the ground, even rolling several times.

My mind went completely blank!

Was she hit by a car?

It hurts!

……

Let's go back to the present.

The driver had already run to Kaguya's side. Looking at the pale-faced girl on the ground with her brows furrowed, he was so frightened that his voice trembled.

"Miss, are you alright? Are you okay? I didn't mean to, I just turned around to ask you something and didn't see you... Don't scare me, I'll call 120 right now and take you to the hospital!"

As he spoke, the driver hurriedly pulled out his phone, so flustered that he even entered the wrong password.

Mercury, holding up his phone, was still putting on a show, clinging to Kaguya Shinomiya, trying his best to squeeze out tears.

"Waaaaah... My, my, oh... Sister! You absolutely can't be hurt! You could get hit just by walking along! That driver is so careless! This won't end without millions in compensation. I'm calling the police! I'm suing him for causing an accident and injuring someone!"

He cried his heart out, but not a single tear fell; his acting was so exaggerated that it was unbearable to watch.

Kaguya Shinomiya lay on the cold ground, her body aching all over, her mind a complete blank.

The images of being kicked by Mercury, hit by a car, and slammed to the ground flashed through my mind again and again.

She then realized that she had been completely tricked by this guy!

She thought it was just acting, but it turned out to be a real accident. The pain brought tears to her eyes, but she still had to maintain her dignity as a young lady, so she could only bite her lower lip and endure the pain.

His eyes were filled with rage as he looked at Mercury.

But watching the driver frantically trying to do his thing, I felt a strange, inexplicable sense of satisfaction deep inside.

Like Eve eating the forbidden fruit, it opened the door to a new world.

Hayasaka Ai, who was sitting in the taxi, quickly ran out of the car, pulled Mercury away from his acting performance, squatted down, and carefully helped Shinomiya Kaguya up.

Seeing the young lady's torn stockings, reddened skin, and the way she was trying to hold back her tears, Hayasaka Ai's anger flared up.

"Love," Kaguya Shinomiya whispered weakly.

"Young lady, I'm here," Hayasaka Ai comforted her, then turned and roared angrily, "Mo... eh?"

Mercury accepted the money from the driver with a disdainful expression, then patted the driver on the shoulder, saying nothing clearly.

The driver bowed deeply with gratitude, then quickly ran back to his taxi and left without looking back.

"Yay! The staged accident was a complete success!"

After stuffing the money into his pocket, Mercury swaggered over and stood arrogantly in front of the two men.

"How was it? Was it great? Did you have a really novel experience, like a 'technician' who's had too many clients?"

"you……"

Just as Hayasaka Ai was about to say something, she was interrupted.

Kaguya Shinomiya's eyes flickered, and she said calmly, "It is indeed a novel experience. Your shamelessness has truly opened my eyes."

"You flatter me." Mercury reached out and pulled her up from the ground.

"Let's move on to the next project."

"What?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked, puzzled.

Are you going to try to stage another accident to extort money?

She looked at her scratched arm; her whole body ached, but the feeling was indescribable.

interesting.

"Of course not." Mercury denied her guess, winking at her. "The next project is to rob beggars. To be honest, I haven't done that kind of thing in a long time."