Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

In the early hours of the morning, two figures stood facing each other on the streets of Chiba City.

At the restaurant entrance, Nefui leaned against the door frame, quietly watching the two people in the middle of the street, as if she were watching a well-choreographed show.

Hachiman Hikigaya subconsciously moved away from her, still with that listless, dead-fish-like look, but his eyes were fixed on the two of them, as if afraid that an uncontrollable situation would arise in the next second.

Just then, a slippery touch brushed against Hachiman Hikigaya's earlobe, and Migi emerged from his collar.

"A battle with no suspense."

Hachiman Hikigaya didn't reply, and could only pray that the two wouldn't go too far because of drinking.

"Nefui, give her some weapons." Mercury said, looking at Yukino Yukinoshita, who was still communicating with her hair.

"Alright~" Seeing that the person in question had spoken up, Nefui pulled out dozens of machetes from somewhere and threw them all at Yukino Yukinoshita.

"Mimi!" Yukino Yukinoshita called out.

Her hair moved on its own without any wind, spreading out rapidly like a torrent!

Then... let the machetes scatter all over the ground.

Dozens of machetes lay scattered haphazardly on the asphalt road, clattering together with a crisp yet awkward sound, plunging the early morning street into an eerie silence.

Mercury: "..."

Hikigaya Hachiman: "..."

Nefui: "Hehehehe!"

Yukino Yukinoshita's cheeks flushed slightly as she bit her lip and scolded, "Mimi! Pick those things up!"

She never expected Xiaomi to be such a coward!

They don't even have the courage to pick up a weapon!

But her long, black hair continued to sway gently on its own, completely ignoring its owner's commands, and obediently fell down.

It was obvious he didn't want to move, which made her so angry that she clenched her fists.

"Listen to her, and fight a good battle," Mercury said.

As soon as she finished speaking, Yukino Yukinoshita's hair started moving again, curling up the machete on the ground.

This blatant NTR (Netorare) act made her both angry and amused.

However, now is not the time to talk about these things. Yukino Yukinoshita immediately had Mimi wrap around her body, forming a surging armor-like shape.

Its surface is covered with dense, tentacle-like hair, and it's carrying dozens of machetes.

"This is... Kakuzu?" Upon seeing this, Mercury's drunkenness dissipated somewhat.

At the same time, they also observed the wood-chopping knives, which had ripples on them, seemingly made of unknown silk threads.

"That's right, the inspiration comes from Kakuzu," Yukino Yukinoshita said.

This is what she developed based on the animated series "The Villagers".

In this state, her mobility, defense, and offense are all maximized.

"That's interesting. Come on, if you can hurt me without using any rule-based abilities, I'll go on the next adventure with you."

Having said that, Mercury extended his middle finger and beckoned.

"That's not an adventure!"

The moment the words left her mouth, Yukino Yukinoshita launched a fierce attack!

Dozens of hair-like tentacles exerted force simultaneously, carrying a wood-chopping knife, slashing from all angles above, below, left, and right, completely sealing off all of Mercury's dodge routes.

He simultaneously entangled himself with a street lamp and charged straight at it!

Mercury looked at the wood-chopping knife aimed at him, and without any fancy moves, charged forward as well.

He punched away the wood-cutter's knife that was attacking him, then raised his big foot and kicked Yukino Yukinoshita in the head.

Yukino Yukinoshita's pupils shrank suddenly, her body unable to react in time, and she could only manipulate her hair to block in front of her.

"Snap!"

A faint cracking sound rang out, and even with the cushioning, she felt a buzzing in her head, her vision went black for a moment, and she was sent flying sideways as if hit by a road roller.

His body traced an arc in the air before crashing heavily into the shop across the street.

The battle seemed to have ended in just a few breaths.

"Mercury!" Hachiman Hikigaya, who was watching the battle from a distance, shouted anxiously.

He was really afraid that this guy would go too far after drinking.

"Don't worry, you won't die, probably?" Mercury's tone was also somewhat uncertain.

He didn't use his full strength, so he shouldn't die, right?

Just as I was about to go forward to check, I felt something grab my ankle.

Tentacle-like strands of hair emerged from the darkness and wrapped around his ankles.

"Oh? During the attack, they even used the darkness as cover, sneaking in when I wasn't paying attention?"

Mercury looked at the strands of hair tightly wrapped around his ankle and clapped his hands.

"That's quite impressive combat awareness. It seems your adventure in the rainforest has helped you grow a lot."

"That's not an adventure!"

Amidst the ruins of the shop, Yukino Yukinoshita struggled to her feet and wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth.

She felt pain all over her body, and even with Xiaomi as a buffer, she still felt unwell.

"What is it if not an adventure?" Mercury walked forward, the hair wrapped around his ankles unable to hold him back, only being pulled forward, making a creaking sound.

"The tactics are good, but they are completely useless in the face of absolute power. I can grab your hair and turn you into snow sauce."

"What if we do this?" Yukino Yukinoshita manipulated her hair, starting from her ankles and wrapping it around Mercury's thighs.

"Hey, the problem is your strength is too weak, Yukino." Mercury grabbed the hair from her ankles with both hands. "Let me teach you a lesson. Without the right hardware, no matter how strong the mechanism is, it's just a paper tiger!"

Under Yukino's terrified gaze, Mercury grabbed her hair and spun around like a top, creating a whirlwind in the street!

"The Death Millstone!"

"Snap!"

Yukino Yukinoshita felt a tearing pain in her scalp, and her whole body was involuntarily spun around by Mercury.

"Hahahahaha!"

With a loud laugh, he abruptly stopped spinning and released his grip on his hair.

The immense centrifugal force generated by the high-speed rotation threw Yukino Yukinoshita into the air, scattering the machete that was wrapped around her hair all over the ground.

The excruciating pain that felt like her scalp was being torn apart continued, and a wave of dizziness washed over her. The metallic taste rising in her throat made her cough up a mouthful of blood.

Hachiman Hikigaya's deadpan eyes widened in disbelief. "Hey! This is really going too far!"

"Oh, oh~" Nefu watched all of this with great interest.

"Flying really high." Mercury ignored them, calculated his position, and then stretched out his hands.

A few seconds later, Yukino Yukinoshita fell heavily into his arms, her body limp and weak like a lump of mud.

"Is she still alive?" Mercury looked down at the woman in his arms, his tone harsh.

Yukino Yukinoshita didn't reply. She only felt her vision blurring and gasped for breath, each breath accompanied by a sharp pain in her chest.

"That...that's not an adventure..." she repeated haltingly after a long while.

Mercury remained silent for a moment, then offered no further rebuttal.

"I understand, that's not an adventure, Yukino."

Upon hearing this response, a smile appeared on her lips.

Excruciating pain, dizziness, and weakness swept over him instantly, and his head lolled to the side as he completely lost consciousness.

"Is she alright?" Hachiman Hikigaya, who had walked over, looked at the unconscious Yukino Yukinoshita and asked in a deep voice.

Migi peeked out from Hikigaya's collar, examined him carefully, and then said calmly, "His vital signs are stable, but he's exhausted. He has internal injuries and a broken rib, but he won't die."

Hearing this, he breathed a sigh of relief and retorted, "I thought you were really going to kill him."

Mercury glanced at the bristling Hachiman Hikigaya, his tone remaining calm: "Shut up, she's the one who wanted to hit him."

Despite saying that, he held the person even tighter and turned to leave.

"Don't forget your things~" Nefui followed slowly, handing him the packaged sweets.

Mercury took the dessert and glanced at the time.

"I'm leaving~"