Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

"No way, how the hell are you still alive?"

Mercury looked in the direction of the sound and, sure enough, there stood a round spider's abdomen.

A woman's face began to grow on it, and the downy hair began to grow closer to human skin.

Soon, a Nefarian's head floated eerily in mid-air, with a spider-like thread attached to its neck.

"Wait! I'm dead, don't panic!"

When Neferpitou saw Mercury about to wring out the rag again, she quickly stopped him.

She really went silent this time; this time it was just a camera.

Yes, that's right!

"I'm completely defenseless right now, so there's no need to be so wary of me. Besides, you've probably noticed, haven't you? I don't want to fight you."

Upon hearing this, Mercury lowered his clasped hands.

Indeed, this battle seemed to start strong but ended weakly.

Aside from a few predictable counterattacks, she spent the rest of the time passively taking hits.

"So what's going on with you?"

Mercury walked over, took the head in his arms, and examined it closely.

Well...

Perhaps because he had just finished playing with Tomie No. 2, his first reaction when he saw this head was not disgust.

Instead, it gives off a sense of being a bizarre cup.

"That's not important~ You should thank me. If I hadn't used some tricks, your girlfriends #1 and #2 would have started fighting when they met later~"

Save this kind of fun for you to worry about later, hahaha!

Her laughter was still as annoying as ever.

Mercury, at least, couldn't take it anymore. He clenched his fists and shook her head violently.

The kind that's seriously shaking!

"What's it to you?"

"Haha~ Don't you know that Tomie, who's right next to you, can't sense each other?"

"This is the first time I've heard of it."

Mercury's tone was flat.

Now, even if the world were to end the next second, he could face it calmly.

Even when facing his enemy Nefui, he maintained a calm and composed demeanor.

"..."

"Speaking of which, how much water did you hold back when you first started playing?"

"Not as much as your second girlfriend."

"...I'm telling you this seriously."

Upon hearing this, Nefui stopped being silly and looked up at the sky.

"Did you see that?"

"What?"

Following her gaze, Mercury only saw the stars gradually appearing.

"The vast ocean of stars~"

"Such a big difference?" Mercury was a little incredulous.

"Little Momo~ The threads of fate you weave can connect the future and the past~" Nefui explained, "In other words, what you understand as transferring damage or even sacrificing yourself can be done using all the creatures in this area, past and future~"

Mercury: "..."

"This is absolutely outrageous!"

"If this thing were to be a boss, he'd have to mourn for the hero for three seconds."

"Can you let go of me now, little Momo? It's really uncomfortable having your face pinched like that."

Mercury stared at her, a wicked smile playing on his lips.

This guy beat himself up so badly, if we don't tease him a bit, we'll think he's reformed.

"Sure, but you have to promise me one thing."

"Oh? Tell me about it~"

"I'm really angry right now."

"what?"

As the gaze gradually shifts downwards, our classmate Nefui begins to be bullied.

"Waaah~"

……

In August, the air is filled not only with cold winds, but also with human-shaped balloons.

As the salt hut dissipates, Mercury, in an ancient Greek sitting posture, begins to contemplate life in a deep and thoughtful manner.

After his failed attempt to kill Nefuri, Mercury watched her drift away and gradually disappear into the sky.

"So, the origin of the human head balloons is from the past? That's exactly what I expected..."

Just as he was lamenting his unfortunate fate, a deep roar of an engine came from the distant sea.

A yacht sped forward against the turbulent sea and came to a steady stop on the edge of the Salt Land.

Anxious-looking Tomie jumped down first, and when she saw Mercury, she pounced on him in a flash.

"You brat."

"Tomie..."

Mercury, feeling guilty, turned his head away and hugged Tomie's back.

Just as he was about to say a few words of comfort, Tomie grabbed his lifeline.

"You smell like that imposter."

Tomie looked up, staring at him with hostility, and suddenly tightened her grip.

"Holy crap!"

Mercury instantly curled up into a ball and carefully took Tomie's arm.

"Tomie... Sister, big sister, be gentle, this hurts worse than being cut in half at the waist..."

"Don't you want this anymore, you brat?"

"No, let me explain..."

Just as the two were fooling around, the old dean and Yoshimura Eto also stepped off the yacht.

Seeing the two energetic individuals, the old dean breathed a sigh of relief and tightened the reincarnation sword in his sleeve.

Thankfully, we no longer need to use such forbidden items.

Let's keep this sealed away.

Yoshimura Eto watched the two with great interest and walked around them.

"Suckling~ That's surprisingly bold~"

"Old man, Aite, what are you doing here? It's the dead of winter... Awooooo!"

Mercury let out another scream and squeezed his legs together.

"It's a long story, but let's go back first. You brat, you're probably keeping a lot of people up at night."

The old dean saw the exorcism sword on the ground, picked it up, and tucked it into Tomie's waist.

This thing can't be thrown away carelessly.

The consequences will be severe.

……

At this time, on the coast of Hokkaido.

The Snow Woman closed her eyes in the dead of winter, emanating a chill from her entire body.

The temperature around her rose to a frosty level.

The two of them leaned against her, their minds remaining clear despite the icy chill.

Anderson sat in the chair, the sword piercing his thigh, blood flowing freely.

He stared intently at the sea, lost in thought.

The members of the Nine-Tailed Fox Squad gouged out their own eyes and huddled together in a miserable state.

Only Fujiwara Daichi, who knew the truth, sensed something was wrong and immediately distanced himself from Tomie.

That's how I prevented my thoughts from being distorted.

"They're back."

Seeing the yacht approaching in the distance, Fujiwara Daichi gave a reminder and quietly took a step back.

This time, he gained a profound understanding of the gap between intelligence and reality.

The story of how a single photo caused a frenzy throughout the hospital was not an exaggeration!

……