Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

The other side of Osaka.

As dusk fell, two figures stepped out of the car and looked at the besieged Osaka, their faces unusually grim.

After exchanging a speechless glance, Yukino Yukinoshita spoke first: "You also received a call from Mercury?"

"Hmm." Hachiman Hikigaya nodded, his dead fish eyes full of resistance.

He actually preferred to enjoy the new dishes his two younger sisters were making at home rather than here.

He looked up at the enormous kagune that stretched straight into the sky, his voice filled with utter despair, "That monstrous scene, am I supposed to be its midnight snack?"

Yukino Yukinoshita's voice remained as calm as ever: "We should go in and call Mercury."

……

Just as the two were contacting Mercury, two figures peeked out from behind them, their black and white striped clothes standing out conspicuously in the sunlight.

Chiu Chiu clung to the wall, curiously gazing at the enormous red kagune barrier.

Bangbang's mouth dropped open.

A wooden board appeared out of thin air again in his palm.

It really does smell like him.

Chiu Chiu nodded in agreement, and a wooden board appeared in her hand as well.

"Shall we go in? Nefui is dead; he won."

[Take a look, you'll see you need to choose the right pet owner (눈‸눈)!]

There were many exclamation marks on the Bangbang sign, which suggests that Nefui had caused them considerable psychological trauma.

As a result, they became much more cautious even when choosing "slaves".

……

CCG's side.

The anticipated attack did not occur, and amidst the admiring gazes of his teammates, Marude Sai made a phone call.

After a while, the huge kagune parted to create a passage.

It's obvious they can be allowed in.

"fine."

Marutei breathed a sigh of relief; thankfully, he still had some face left.

"Arima, Akatsuki, come inside with me. The rest of you stay put!"

"Yes!" XN!

Everyone immediately stood at attention.

Marutei straightened his collar, took a deep breath, and took the lead in walking towards the red passage.

Arima Kishou followed beside him expressionlessly, adjusting his glasses.

Akira Mado followed the two closely like a follower.

The three of them passed through the Kagune passage, and the sight before them made even the seasoned Marude Sai gasp.

Half of Osaka became a true hell on earth.

The collapsed steel and concrete lay scattered on the ground, and the once bustling street was covered with a thin layer of slime that made a sticky sound when stepped on.

In the distance, the occasional sound of human sobs could be heard, along with the fine salt that seemed to drift in the air at all times.

"Salt?"

Akira Mado frowned, reached out and caught a few white particles that fell from the sky, put them in her mouth and tasted them, her tone full of disbelief.

"Uncle Marude, he's really got salt!"

Marude Sai's expression showed little surprise; he simply stared intently at the towering monster standing before him.

"Let's go, let's go over there."

He quickly walked over with Arima Kishou and Mado Akira.

Before long, we arrived at the "landmark building".

To his surprise, there were two other students there besides them.

The two of them also saw Marude Sai.

"Who are you?" Yukino Yukinoshita asked first.

Judging from their attire, they should be from the CCG.

Is it even possible for anyone to get in now?

Hachiman Hikigaya remained silent, looking up at the towering monster above him.

Xiao You said there was a figure falling at high speed.

"boom!"

A figure knelt on one knee, holding a half-empty bottle of whiskey in his hand.

Mercury slowly raised his head, a smug smile playing on his lips.

"Clang! Clang! I've made my grand entrance!"

As if to create an atmosphere, the salt behind them instantly gathered together, forming a band that performed silently.

Mercury stood up, stood in the center, and struck a pose that suggested he was the only one worthy of respect.

Everyone present looked at each other and then turned their heads away in unison.

Scratching their heads, counting clouds, watching ants—each displays its unique abilities.

"They really don't give me any face." Mercury looked at the group with disappointment.

His gaze swept across the entire room, finally settling on the two figures peeking out from a distance.

"Oh, so these two mute guys are here too?"

The mute cat sisters, who were watching from a distance, rushed to Mercury's side as soon as they realized they had been discovered.

They circled him twice, then simultaneously raised the wooden plank.

[Is Nefui really dead?]

Did you beat her?

How did you win? (✧ω✧)

[She's even more amazing than the Cat Goddess! ฅ●ω●ฅ]

On the last piece of wood, there was a crooked little cat drawn.

"That's right, that's right, she's trash. She won so easily, without any pressure at all."

Mercury laughed loudly and boasted about his experience of single-handedly defeating an Outer God, seemingly oblivious to everyone else.

Even though it's just an avatar, tell me if it's an Outer God or not.

Yukino Yukinoshita rubbed her forehead, feeling as if the world was beyond saving.

Can't you really distinguish between what's important and what's not?

Hachiman Hikigaya muttered under his breath, "Two more amazing people have arrived..."

"Alright, let's get down to business. What exactly is going on here?" Marude asked in a deep voice.

On his way here, he saw hundreds of giant slugs that had been drained of all their moisture!

There were also some people hiding in the shadows, terrified out of their wits.

It seems the matter here has been resolved. So what exactly happened?

An experiment leak? An ancient behemoth? Or a deeper reason?

The others also looked over, wanting to know what had happened.

"That's not important!"

Mercury waved his hand, and the fine salt behind him immediately surged and changed shape with his words.

"The important thing is..."

He snapped his fingers, and the salt grains instantly coalesced into the shape of a giant golden cup.

"Let's play a game!"

"A game?" Marutei frowned and took a deep breath.

What he wants most right now is for the investigators to come in and clean up Osaka.

But he also knew that if he didn't keep this living ancestor happy, no one from the outside would be able to get in.

"Oh, don't be so serious." Mercury waved his hand, and the salt behind him immediately turned into a small waving hand, making the same gesture as him.

"Since it's already happened, right? Why not have some fun?"

He turned around and pointed to the most severely damaged area in the distance.

"The rules of the game are simple: find the slug girl."

As soon as she finished speaking, the salt grains immediately changed, coalescing into the outline of a slug carrying a human head, with the girl's face still facing the crowd.

"Whoever finds her first and brings her to me..."

The salt then suddenly coalesced into a treasure chest, which even simulated gold coins inside.

"You can get one wish, hahaha! Rejoice! This is a gift from a god!"

The entire venue was deathly silent.

It wasn't shock, but rather an awkward atmosphere that permeated the air.

Marude looked at him like he was crazy. "You can kill those old oranges, okay?"

"More or less." Mercury stroked his chin, thought seriously for a moment, and the salt behind him immediately transformed into a little person with a halo above his head and wings on his back, and even made a peace sign.

"If they offer more money, I'll turn the tables on them!"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."

Hachiman Hikigaya: "...This guy is hopeless."

Akira Mado, standing to the side, was curious: how could this person control salt?

What kind of kagune ability is this?

Ignoring the various strange thoughts of the crowd, Mercury pointed forward.

"Alright! Enough said, enough said!"

"The first Holy Grail War has officially begun!"