Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives

According to the prediction of the famous writer Zhou Shuren, when you are constantly unlucky, it means that you will continue to be unlucky.

Yukino Yukinoshita used to scoff at this statement, but now she sighs, "As expected of a famous 'wild' writer, what she said makes perfect sense."

In the Shuchiin student council, Yukino Yukinoshita looked at Miyuki Shirogane, who had risen from a mixed-age class to the top of the entire Shuchiin academy, and questioned him.

What does it mean when a club or organization fails to meet the requirements for establishment?

Shirogane Miyuki stood in the center of the student council office, his hands resting on the table, his eyes sharp.

"After all, your club currently only has one person. Although we don't know how it was formed, it does not meet the requirements and must be disbanded."

"And what exactly does the Wild Animal Mutual Aid Association do? The information submitted is too general."

He spoke with great conviction, and it would have been even better if one could have ignored the trembling hands below.

"So, you mean, as long as we recruit enough people, that's fine?"

"That's right."

"I see."

Yukino Yukinoshita didn't say anything more and turned to leave.

As she left, the silver coin stopped trembling, and Shirogane Miyuki breathed a sigh of relief.

Kaguya Shinomiya, who had been flipping through the documents, closed them after seeing Yukino Yukinoshita leave.

"President, school clubs should have a grace period between their formation and disbandment. Why the rush?"

Miyuki Shirogane smiled wryly: "Because there are too many people reporting us, we've received no fewer than 30 reports today alone, and the student council has to deal with it."

"I see." Kaguya Shinomiya didn't say anything more, looking at the page about clubs, lost in thought.

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the other side.

After leaving the student council, Yukino Yukinoshita immediately went to find Mercury.

Without much small talk, ignoring Tomie's malicious gaze, he went straight to the point and got to the heart of the matter.

"A club?" Mercury asked, puzzled. "I had completely forgotten about forming a club if you hadn't mentioned it."

"But what the heck is the Wild Beast Mutual Aid Society? Are you having a fit of chuunibyou?"

Hearing his irresponsible words, Yukino Yukinoshita's lips twitched. "This is the name of our club back in Soubu High School. Your poor brain hasn't forgotten about this, has it?"

"Wasn't it called He Liansheng? Wait, wait, wait, I remember now!" Mercury slapped his thigh. "It really was renamed. Look at my memory, I deserve to be punished!"

Mercury pulled three bottles of Louis XVI and a beer mug from the table, filled all three mugs, and drank them down in one gulp.

Yes, he couldn't resist again.

I originally wanted to use cigarettes to resist the temptation of alcohol, but I ended up not only failing to quit drinking but also developing a smoking addiction.

"They should be punished!"

He then pulled out several bottles of what looked like expensive wine from the table and filled the glasses.

Yukinoshita Yukino: 「눈_눈」

"Here are three club application forms, and this club was established in your name, so you are the president."

"Good job, you're sensible. Let's toast to you."

"……hehe."

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After resolving this matter, Yukino Yukinoshita sought out the club's lonely old man, Hachiman Hikigaya, with his deadpan eyes.

"This is... the Wild Animal Mutual Aid Society?"

Picking up the membership application form on the table, Hachiman Hikigaya glanced at the name and signed it without hesitation.

"The club activity room is on the far left of the fifth floor, don't forget."

"it is good."

"Currently, the club only consists of Mercury, Tomie, Sylvie, and us. Do you have anyone you would recommend?"

Hearing this, Hachiman Hikigaya looked at her in surprise, "Shouldn't we meet the requirements for establishing a club?"

"Yes, but I want to win over some capable people."

Yukino Yukinoshita wants to make a name for herself in Tokyo, but the group of people in the club alone is not enough.

Needless to say, Tomie is just grateful she won't stab you in the back. Sylvie looks too young; she wouldn't let a child get involved.

Mercury is only half a person in normal times; the other half is helping the opposing team sabotage their own.

Having already been brutally beaten down by society once, twice, three times, four times, she clearly stated that she needs talent, lots and lots of talent!

"I do know someone," Hachiman Hikigaya scratched his head and pulled out a magazine cover. "How about this one? Although he's not from our school, we can hire him. The exorcism agency isn't far from our school."

"The exorcism master's divine power?"

Yukino Yukinoshita looked at the blond, muscular man on the cover and pondered for a moment.

If someone has real skills, they are definitely more reliable than a student.

……

"Evil spirits! Begone!"

"Evil! It's happening! Suddenly!"

After cleaning up another wave of filth, Shenwei and the great monk both knelt on the ground, their faces ashen and their bodies trembling uncontrollably.

"It's...it's burned out..."

"What a thrilling battle!"

The two looked at each other and for a moment felt a sense of mutual appreciation.

This was the first time Kamui had ever felt admiration for a human.

He realized that the other party was actually on par with him, and he acknowledged their will!

The same goes for the senior monk; the other party's exorcism speed was even faster than his. No wonder he's the exorcist who dominates the headlines!

He agreed!

Only the medicine seller, looking at the mess on the ground and the muddy floor everywhere, didn't know what to say.

Admiration? Or should we find it absurd?

Regardless, their fighting prowess impressed him greatly. Yes, impressed him greatly... impressed him greatly...

Shizuka Mizuka, who was acting as bait, was very worried about the two of them and ran over immediately.

The two objects on his chest bounced back and forth, perfectly demonstrating what a decoy is.

"Mr. Kamui, Mr. Kongou Yirano, are you alright?"

"Amitabha Buddha, I am unharmed and can still fight for 300 rounds."

"Then we..."

"Ahem, although I am full of energy, exorcising spirits cannot be rushed. In my opinion, it would be best if we retreated first."

Kamui nodded in agreement.

Even he was finding it hard to keep up with such intense combat that lasted for two days and one night.

"What do you say, Mr. Medicine Seller?" Shizuka Mizuka looked at the Medicine Seller.

"I agree."

The medicine seller looked at these headless evil spirits and, combined with the name of Shouli Village, began to make some guesses.

Shouritsu Village, Kubi Village, Ashitori Village, and Unouchi, which Ms. Koko mentioned...

It seems this town holds quite a secret.

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(Fun fact: Kamui can stand upright on the roof of a car at 120 mph, and after flying off without any support, he can perform a ritual to release a female ghost in mid-air.)