Starting from Douluo Continent, I've become a god through daily check-ins.

Chapter 295 Reason

"Let us explain! It's Zero Two, she..." He tried to explain, but the girls in the bathroom showed no intention of stopping.

Seeing his current state, Goro knew that there was no way to explain it now. "No, it's gotten to this point and it's definitely not going to stop."

Zero turned around and suddenly saw Zero Two acting suspiciously, carrying a basket and collecting all of their clothes. Seeing Zero turn around and spot him, Zero Two paused for a moment, then gave a wicked smile, grabbed the basket, and dashed out the door. Zero initially didn't think anything of it, but then suddenly realized—had Zero Two been collecting clothes? With that thought, Zero immediately followed him out.

"Wait!" Zero had just run out when he saw Zero Two standing in front of the building, holding a basket in one hand and with the other hand on his hip, clearly waiting for Zero on purpose.

"Zero Two, why did you do this?" Zero asked.

"This is what arguing is like, Darling, go for it." Zero Two said with a wicked smile, and even stretched out a hand to beckon Zero to come on.

Zero's gaze hardened, and in an instant, he charged forward. Zero-Two took two steps back, giving himself ample time to react. As Zero reached him, Zero executed a swift turn, looping behind him and kicking him in the back. Zero fell backward to the ground.

Zero Two smiled smugly, Zero got up from the ground, and quickly rushed towards Zero Two.

……

In the bathroom, Tai hid behind the door, peeking out half his head, and said, "We are also victims of this trap!" As soon as he finished speaking, a basin was smashed directly on Tai's forehead.

Strawberry picked up a basin and said fiercely, "How could that be!"

Meanwhile, Zero was still dueling with Zero-Two. Zero had just run up the stairs when Zero-Two, bracing himself on the handrail, leaped lightly, not forgetting to step back, causing Zero to lose his balance and fall to the ground. Zero-Two then quickly slid down the handrail and ran up the stairs on the other side. Zero, of course, wasn't going to let Zero-Two get away and followed.

After the two ran up the stairs and turned left, Jing Chen appeared in the middle of the stairs, glanced at the second floor, then at the bathroom below, and smiled helplessly, "Youth is truly wonderful."

"You talk like you're old." The mysterious man appeared behind Jing Chen and said.

Jing Chen laughed twice. "How am I young? By the timeline, I'm in my forties or fifties, at least thirty, right? How can this be considered young?"

The mysterious man smiled helplessly. After laughing, his expression turned serious, and he said to Jing Chen, "You haven't been back for over ten years. Aren't you really planning to go back and take a look?"

Jing Chen fell silent. Indeed, according to the timeline of this world, he hadn't been back for over a decade. Although those years were just the time it took him to sleep, his wives in Hundred Flowers Garden had been suffering terribly.

"No, I can't go back now," Jing Chen said, shaking his head.

The mysterious man didn't say much. He knew why Jing Chen couldn't go back. Jing Chen currently had no physical form; at most, he was a soul form close to a physical body. His wives were all gods of the highest order; how could they not see that Jing Chen wasn't in a physical body? If he went back in his current state, he probably wouldn't be the same person when he returned.

The mysterious man said nothing and simply vanished. Jing Chen looked outside and let out a long sigh.

……

"Pervert, big pervert, freak, I'll break you all!" Future roared, throwing a basin at the top of his lungs.

The boys hiding behind the door didn't dare say anything more. Seeing that the girls in the bathroom showed no sign of wanting to vent their anger, Goro said helplessly, "Anyway, let's retreat first."

"Hey, the clothes are gone!" Tai's voice rang out, and everyone turned around to look. The clothes were indeed gone! Besides their own clothes, the girls' clothes were also gone!

……

Zero Two climbed out of the attic window onto the roof, and Zero followed. They stopped at the very edge of the eaves. Zero, also panting, had caught up. The wind was strong on the roof, and Zero Two's pink hair danced in the wind.

Zero, panting heavily, said, "You have no way out once you get here..." Before he could finish speaking, a piece of clothing was blown by the wind and hit Zero in the face, blocking his view.

When Zero took it down, he realized it was women's underwear. Zero Two laughed out loud. Zero looked up and saw Zero Two grabbing the clothes in the basket with one hand and pulling hard. Several pieces of clothing were instantly thrown out of the basket and flew towards Zero with the wind.

"Darling, that lecherous bastard!"

Zero stared absently at Zero Two in the setting sun, lost in thought. Suddenly, a huge pile of clothes flew towards him on the wind. Zero didn't dodge; a piece of clothing hit his face, which he pulled off, bursting into laughter. Zero Two stood still, hands behind his back, watching quietly.

All the clothes were scattered on the rooftop. Zero took the last piece of clothing off his head and looked at Zero-Two, asking, "But why did you do this?"

"Arguing. I want to see what it's like for humans to argue," Zero Two said.

Zero stared blankly at Zero Two, seemingly never expecting that Zero Two would do such a thing for this reason.

"Hey Darling, do I look more human now?" Zero Two asked with a smile, arms outstretched.

After saying that, Zero Two fell backward. There was no roof behind Zero Two! If Zero Two fell from that position, she would have hit the ground directly!

Seeing Zero fall backward, Zero panicked, quickly pulling down the clothes hanging on her body and running towards Zero. "Zero Two!"

Just as Zero reached out to pull Zero Two back, Zero Two braced herself with both hands, leaping from the attic window onto a tree branch, then from the branch onto a protruding foothold on the wall of the house, landing perfectly with a backflip. After landing, Zero Two looked up and turned to look at Zero, who was still on the roof. Seeing that Zero Two was alright, Zero was finally relieved.

Jing Chen suddenly appeared on a branch of a tree next to Zero Two. He was sitting there with a lollipop in his mouth. Seeing Jing Chen appear, still eating a lollipop, Zero Two was speechless. "Why do you always have to eat a lollipop every time you show up?"

Jing Chen took the candy out of his mouth. "No reason, just because it tastes good. Ling Er, how does it feel to argue?"

Ling Er looked up at Jing Chen in the tree and said, "Yeah, I'm pretty happy."

Jing Chen smiled. "That's good. But boys and girls should stop arguing here. Zero, about this matter... never mind, I won't ask you for help anymore. Alright, I should go now."

Jing Chen stood up, dusted himself off, turned around and jumped off the tree branch, but he was nowhere to be seen where he should have landed.

(End of this chapter)