Hogwarts: Nagini captured at the start
Chapter 30 Notice Board Announcements
Chapter 30 Notice Board Announcements
"Can you help me win Lilysa's heart?" Grant asked excitedly in his hoarse voice.
Garden goblins have three steps to courting.
Step 1: Drill a hole!
Step 2: Prepare the food (various plant roots and stems)!
Step 3: Recruit people!
That's right, the garden goblins practice a policy of bride kidnapping!
In terms of pure combat strength, Grant could easily open the door to Lilysa's cave.
But this girl is so straightforward and innocent, sending flowers, grass, and love poems every day, yet she's still single. Clearly, Lilysa isn't falling for this.
"Hogwarts Library has one of the largest book collections in the entire wizarding world. Finding a copy of 'The Goblin Courtship Manual' will be a piece of cake!"
"Oh, Master, my most respected Master, you are so kind, benevolent, loving, wise, and compassionate. You would surely be happy to help poor, helpless, and empty-hearted Grant find a beautiful wife, wouldn't you?"
With a rough, masculine face, he speaks in a sissy manner that gives you goosebumps.
"I'll think about it!"
Before Grant could burst into tears, Robin silently recited "Contain All" and put it back into the Rubik's Cube.
Phew, the world is finally peaceful!
Then, he walked through one pile of garbage after another until he reached the stone gate!
Squeak!
The stone gate has been opened!
boom!
The stone gate has been closed!
The corridor was quiet, and everything was the same as it had been two hours earlier. The stone statues stood motionless in place, with only the candlelight flickering in the lamps on the walls.
After tidying up his clothes, Luo Bin quickly walked towards the stairwell.
He walked too fast and was too anxious, so he didn't see the ground beneath his feet.
thump!
He tripped over something and fell, his sternum aching terribly!
"Who is it? Oh my god, it's Little Chili!"
When Robin turned his head and saw Hermione with sleepy eyes, he was so surprised that he blurted out what he was thinking.
"Chili peppers? Where are the chili peppers?"
Hermione rubbed her eyes, looking at the ground with a dazed and innocent expression. Seeing Robin sprawled on the floor, she retorted, "Lying on the floor, is that your new spellcasting pose?"
Hearing the blatant mockery, Luo Bin wasn't annoyed. He got up and stared at the other person with a brooding look.
At this hour, shouldn't Little Chili be on the first floor of the library, frantically absorbing magical knowledge? Why is she on the eighth floor?
Various speculations flashed through his mind!
Finally, he decided to cut to the chase, "Miss Granger, what are you doing here?"
"Hmph, I should be the one asking you that question! Two and a half hours ago, you went into the eighth floor, and then you disappeared completely. Two and a half hours later, you reappeared, your witch's robe still full of wrinkles."
"You're following me?"
"I...I didn't!"
Hermione's face flushed red.
"Oh, I see! Miss Granger, I didn't disappear. For two and a half hours, I've been in the men's restroom, yes, in the men's restroom!"
Luo Bin rubbed his chin and joked.
"Liar! I checked the men's restroom, there was no one inside. Uh, no, I mean, I stood at the door of the men's restroom and shouted, but no one answered!"
Robin guessed that when Filch entered the Room of Requirement, Pepper Potts was searching the boys' restroom.
He nodded, feigning sudden realization, and said, "Oh, I see! I was wearing earplugs, so I didn't hear you call me!"
"Earplugs?"
Robin reached into his sleeve and pulled out two green foam earplugs. "Here, these are them. If you don't believe me, try them on!"
As he spoke, he lifted her hair and helped her put on the earplugs!
"Can you hear me?"
Luo Bin asked loudly, noticing the doubt in the other person's eyes. He pulled away the unlit torch on the wall and banged on the stone wall, mouthing to Little Chili as he did so: Can you hear me?
After Hermione understood the lip movements, she shook her head. The banging sound as she took off her headphones made her eardrums vibrate.
"No, you can't stay in the men's restroom, I'll check each one individually."
Luo Bin stuck the torch back on the wall, snatched the earplugs, and whispered in her ear, "No, for two and a half hours, I stayed in the third stall of the men's restroom the entire time. If that's not true, you'll have to admit to everyone that you're a pervert who likes to peep on girls using the restroom."
Robin Lestrange, you
Hermione clenched her fists, her teeth itching with anger; she wished she could bite the flesh off someone's neck.
Well, she did do that, but halfway through her ruthlessness, she realized it was wrong.
hiss!
Luo Bin touched the teeth marks on the back of his neck and said speechlessly, "Are you a dog? You bite people the moment you open your mouth!"
Hermione didn't know what "born in the Year of the Dog" meant, but she was certain it was definitely not a good thing.
"You bullied me first, Robin Lestrange. I haven't seen you today, and you haven't seen me either. No one is allowed to tell anyone about what happened in the men's restroom!"
Hermione glared at Robin, stomped on his foot, and stormed downstairs.
Luo Bin watched Little Chili's hurried back and felt the sharp pain in his toes. He couldn't help but sigh inwardly: "She's got a really fiery temper, hot enough to cook in a hot pot. That's really something!"
After venting his frustrations, Luo Bin avoided his classmates and leisurely made his way back to his dorm.
Ron and Harry saw that his robes were all wrinkled, his hair was messy, and there was a row of teeth marks on the back of his neck. They asked him if he had fought with Malfoy!
In response, Luo Bin said that the two of them were overthinking it. The witch's robe was wrinkled when he was dozing off, and the teeth marks were from the guardian statue biting the students when it saw that they weren't studying properly!
"Oh my god! What Fred and George said during summer vacation was actually true! The stone guardians really do punish disobedient students!" Ron screamed.
"Shall we go to the library less often from now on?"
Harry's suggestion was quickly approved by Ron, and the two of them worked together to turn the library into a haunted house. Robin shook his head helplessly and turned to wash up.
Robin did something big on Saturday, and then slept all day Sunday.
On Monday morning, after he, Harry, and Ron finished washing up, they were carrying their history of magic textbooks and heading to the first floor for breakfast when they saw a group of people gathered around the bulletin board, chattering and discussing something!
"Let's squeeze in and see, maybe there'll be something good!" Ron said, pulling two friends into the crowd.
Of the three, Luo Bin was the tallest. He stood on tiptoe and his gaze could reach over the group of chubby kids to see the notice on the bulletin board.
[
notification
Flying lessons officially begin this week at the lawn in front of Hogwarts Castle. The schedule is as follows: two houses will share a lesson: Gryffindor and Slytherin (Thursday afternoon, second period), Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw (Friday afternoon, second period).
]
After hearing what Robin read, Harry said dejectedly, "What bad luck! I can already picture Malfoy laughing at me when I first made a fool of myself on a flying broomstick."
Luo Bin: Young man, you're overthinking it. Your flying skills are so dazzling they'll blind even a catgirl.
(End of this chapter)
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