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"Li Shen, please score Tian Xiwei's answer on a scale of 0 to 10. What score would you give her?"

Li Shen thought for a moment and said, "5 points."

"Okay, next question. What's the other person's favorite food? Tian Xiwei wrote 'donkey roll,' Li Shen, right?"

Li Shen recalled his memories: "Yes."

"Li Shen, what's Tian Xiwei's favorite food? Why didn't you write that down?"

"I forgot," Li Shen said honestly.

Tian Xiwei's puzzled eyes were first filled with disbelief, then a flame ignited within them, and she gripped the pen tightly in her two small hands.

Liu Qing snapped out of her surprise and continued, "Please write down the other person's favorite movie!"

"Tian Xiwei wrote 'The Setting Sun Empire,' Li Shen, right?"

Li Shen's memory was awakened: "Yes."

"What's Tian Xiwei's favorite movie? Li Shen, you didn't write that down again?"

Li Shen rubbed his forehead, trying hard to remember: "I'm sorry, I really can't remember."

"Don't be angry, Oda. What's your favorite movie?"

"A Grain of Dust!" Tian Xiwei held up her answer sheet.

The title "A Grain of Dust" rekindled some of Li Shen's memories; he was the screenwriter of this film.

Li Shen suddenly realized that the original owner's memories were highly likely to be instantly awakened when the original owner was moved by the scenery or was "strongly reminded" by the outside world.

For example, with the "donkey roll" game, without any relevant reminders, even if Li Shen racked his brains, he might not be able to recall it immediately.

However, if Tian Xiwei gives him some "strong reminders" or simply tells him directly, then Li Shen's related memories are likely to be instantly awakened.

Why does it look a bit like Alzheimer's disease?

"Next question: What was the nickname the other person used to save your WeChat contact?"

"Tian Xiwei wrote 'Flower Girl'? Li Shen, you saved Tian Xiwei's contact name as 'Flower Girl'?"

"Um...yes."

"What did Tian Xiwei call you in her contact list? Li Shen, you didn't write anything again? Did you forget again?!"

"I'm sorry, I really can't remember!"

Li Shen looked at Tian Xiwei apologetically.

Tian Xiwei looked at him coldly.

"Next question: What are your must-celebrate anniversaries?"

Tian Xiwei held up her answer sheet, which read—September 3rd!

Li Shen held up the blank whiteboard: "I'm sorry, I really forgot. But after seeing her answer, I remembered, yes."

Liu Qing looked at them with a puzzled expression: "Why did you choose this day as our anniversary?"

(The following brilliant joke has been censored; readers will have to guess what it means.)

Tian Xiwei said, "That day, we agreed to go roller skating. Then, he accidentally fell down, pfft, hehehehe..."

As Tian Xiwei spoke, she suddenly smiled sweetly, her dimples brimming with fond memories of the past.

This was the first time Tian Xiwei had smiled happily today, her cheeks still streaked with tears, tinged with a girlish shyness.

After being strongly reminded, Li Shen was deeply stimulated, and most of the relevant memories returned. Seeing her unable to stop smiling sheepishly, he added:

"When she saw me fall, she put her left hand on her hip, raised her right arm, and said: '...'!"

The staff in the audience burst into laughter.

"Haha! Is Oda really that cute?"

"What an amazing sweet girl!"

"I can almost picture it! It's so cute!"

……

Liu Qing smiled brightly: "And then?"

"Yes, unfortunately he broke his leg! Then he asked someone to add me on WeChat and asked me to come and take care of him. At that time, we were just ordinary classmates, but he gave me a reason that I couldn't refuse."

"What reason?"

He said I broke his dog legs.

[Hahaha!]

[If this man weren't such a jerk, he'd be quite interesting!]

[I'm so happy, it's kind of sweet!]

[Pretty girl: WeChat +1; Scumbag: Lackey -1]

[Sisters, wake up! Love is fleeting; sweetness is only momentary, but bitterness is eternal!]

……

Recalling the sweet moments of the past, Tian Xiwei's swollen eyes reddened again: "That was the first time we added each other on WeChat, the beginning of our relationship. It was also one of the few times he was brave in his life."

As Li Shen's memories of the fracture story gradually became clearer, they returned to normal.

This memory lingered in his mind, like a thick layer of sweetness sprinkled into his heart.

As his heart gradually warmed and became burning hot, the melting sugar water seeped into his internal organs—filling him with sweetness.

Li Shen, who had empathized with the original owner of the body, was instantly moved, and a smile curved his lips.

At the same time, a key name came to mind—Li Hangliang.

Some of the relevant memories were awakened, and Li Shen's expression became slightly awkward.

Back then, he did have a crush on Tian Xiwei, but due to his inferiority complex and cowardice, he simply didn't have the courage to pursue her.

Li Hangliang got his WeChat account for him, then stole it and sent it to Tian Xiwei, impersonating Li Shen to get her to provide in-home care services...

They even take on the role of WeChat's voice assistant.

Those slightly ambiguous messages that the original owner didn't have the courage to edit and send were all sent by Li Hangliang with a big grin.

Without Li Hangliang, his deep-seated unrequited love would have been a huge regret in his life.

Li Hangliang, is he... a singer?

Li Shen rubbed his temples; his head was a little sore from trying so hard to recall.

"How touching! Oh, so that's why he saved your contact as 'Flower Girl'?"

"Yes." Tian Xiwei nodded.

"So what did you save his name with? Let me guess," Liu Qing raised an eyebrow, "Is it 'Baka'?"

Li Shen squinted at Liu Qing, who had a mischievous grin on her face.

Tian Xiwei shook her head: "No."

Li Shen nodded in satisfaction. Little Kuonai still has a conscience.

Liu Qing: "So what did you call him in your contact list?"

"Crispy Bone Taro." Tian Xiwei pouted her cute little mouth.

Liu Qing: "Haha! Brilliant!"

Li Shen: "..."

Li Shen and Tian Xiwei fell into a brief silence.

"I'm so envious of your pure and innocent love. Next question, what's your partner's birthday... Li Shen, you didn't write it down again?"

"Um."

click!

The marker pen broke.

Tian Xiwei glared angrily at Li Shen, tears glistening in her almond-shaped eyes.

"I'm sorry, I really can't remember." Li Shen was apologetic and helpless.

"Staff member, get Xiaotian another pen. Next question: What is the other person's life ideal?... Tian Xiwei wrote, 'He wants to become a behind-the-scenes mogul in the Chinese entertainment industry.' Li Shen, you left it blank again?"

"sorry."

Snapped!

Tian Xiwei slammed her small hand heavily on the table, stood up abruptly, and stared intently at Li Shen with a complex expression.

Liu Qing quickly said, "Xiao Tian, ​​don't get excited. I know you really can't hold back, but please sit down and let's answer the questions first."

"Okay." Tian Xiwei quickly sat down again.

She stared fiercely at Li Shen, but her two small hands were secretly rubbing under the table.

Soon, all nine questions were answered.

Of these nine questions, eight directly tested the two parties' familiarity with each other, and Li Shen forgot all eight!

The viewers in the live chat were furious!

[Baka!]

[Defeat Taro Taro! ]

Even I, a jerk myself, think he's a jerk!

[You scumbag, have you ever learned your lesson?]

[[Early symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease/laughing and crying]

[Little flower girl, run!]

[Knife in hand, let's kill Li Gou!]

[She's good for nothing except her face!]

……

"One last question: Please describe your hopes for the future of your relationship in one sentence. Then, both of you should rate it."

Li Shen scribbled down his brush and wrote a famous line from the Tang Dynasty Dunhuang "Divorce Agreement".

After he finished writing, he tilted his head and looked at Tian Xiwei.

At this moment, Tian Xiwei was also looking at him, her gaze very complicated.

Liu Qing: "Tian Xiwei, what did you write?"

Tian Xiwei sighed, smiled with relief, and held up her answer sheet—Wishing you happiness and me all the best.

"Li Shen, what score would you give Tian Xiwei?"

Li Shen immediately perked up, his eyes flashing with excitement: "10 points!"

Upon seeing such a clear and unambiguous answer, Li Shen was immediately excited.

For him, a middle-aged time traveler, not getting entangled was the greatest relief!

Looking at the excited Li Shen, a hint of disappointment and frustration rose in Tian Xiwei's eyes.

Over the past six years, she has imagined countless times the scene of Li Shen seeing her again.

He would feel guilty, he would blame himself, he would frantically beg himself to forgive him and plead to get back together...

If Li Shen did these things, it was all within her expectations.

But... the situation before her was completely different from what she had imagined.

Not only did his plea for reconciliation not happen, but he even went so far as to distance himself from me!

Seeing his happy expression, she felt inexplicably annoyed!

I really want to bite him!

"Li Shen, what's your answer?"

Li Shen raised the answer board—"Let's part ways amicably and each find our own happiness!"

[That scumbag is actually quite artsy!]

[These days, you can't be a scumbag without some education! /laughing and crying]

[It's infuriating to hear such words from a jerk like that!]

[I agree to break up!]

[Granted!]

……

"Please grade Li Shen's answer, Tian Xiwei!"

Tian Xiwei gripped the marker tightly and forcefully drew a "0" on the answer board, which made a piercing sound.

Li Shen glanced at the marker, then at Tian Xiwei who was about to explode, and consciously suppressed his smile.

Tian Xiwei's face turned pale with anger: "Li Shen! Have I done anything to wrong you that you would cut ties with me like this?"

Li Shen said sincerely, "You are very good. I am not good enough for you. You can find a better man than me."

Perhaps my behavior is annoying, but I am a very sincere person, always speaking the truth and being straightforward.

Tian Xiwei gritted her teeth and said, "Okay! Okay! Okay! Actually, our answers are the same. We've reached a consensus on this point."

However, you're a poet, and I can't outwrite you. Your answer is more artistic, and more brilliant!!!

After saying that, Tian Xiwei drew a vertical line before the "0": "10 points! I'll give you full marks too!"

Li Shen wisely chose to keep quiet.

Liu Qing said, "The first segment of the program is over. Tian Xiwei got 95 points, and Li Shen got 10 points. Now, please get in the car, and we'll head to the next location to officially begin our 'Goodbye Lovers' journey!"

A month later, will they stick to their current stance and say "Goodbye, lovers," or will they say "Goodbye, lovers"? We'll have to wait and see!