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Chapter 161 Dream Weapon: Proficient in All Martial Arts!

Jiwu High School, inside the principal's office.

Tan Xing is reporting the results of his recent investigation to the principal of his school.

"Principal, according to the investigation, Bai Hui from No. 1 Middle School has parents who were active in the game 'The Wasteland' and died fighting against the monsters."

Baihui thus became an orphan, but received a large amount of compensation and the right to purchase the Dream Device.

He was already a prominent figure when he entered No. 1 High School.

But perhaps because of this, Bai Hui received too much attention during the first two months of his first year of high school, which led to the suppression of his personal will and some problems in his reaction to external stimuli.

"Died fighting the calamity beast? Both of them died?"

In front of him was a man who, judging from his appearance, looked like a young man.

Behind the man was a columnar phantom that appeared to be alive, without a head or tail.

The columnar object has numerous sharp-looking tentacles on both sides, which are constantly and slowly moving.

This is the principal of Jiwu High School, a Fusion God Realm expert with the title of "Master of All Martial Arts"!

"Master of all martial arts" is its final form after it becomes a ghost story and a dream weapon!

It is said to be able to parasitize the spine of any spinal or non-spinal creature, thereby adjusting the host's martial arts moves and replicating the host's spirit: the essence of martial arts, accompanying each generation of hosts, so as to continue to grow even after being transformed into a dream weapon!

It's a kind of supernatural approach that claims to be able to master all martial arts!

Of course, that's what it looks like after it's fully materialized into a dream.

In modern terms, it would be more appropriate to call it "Spine-Eating Gu".

The "Spine-Eating Gu" is a martial art that reaches the level of the Divine Fusion Realm.

"Yes, Headmaster."

"So he possesses two Dream Artifacts?"

"No, it's three things—"

Tan Xing explained, "According to the investigation, when he was choosing a dream device, one of the dream devices actively recognized him as its owner and did not occupy his original dream device acquisition qualification."

"Oh? A dream artifact that automatically recognizes its owner? And it doesn't even take up the qualification to acquire a dream artifact? It seems—the risk assessment of this dream artifact is not low—" The "Spine-Eating Gu" tapped the table lightly with its finger: "So, that Bai Hui's current achievements are due to the assistance of these three dream artifacts?"

"Headmaster, according to our analysis, the three dream artifacts may have played a significant role in his success, but it is unlikely that his current achievements are entirely due to these three dream artifacts."

Tan Xing said, "Because no matter how well the dream device is benevolent towards people, it cannot ignore its nature as something that defies common sense."

According to the investigation, Bai Hui must have condensed his Heart Demon during the second monthly exam. Before that, he was unable to bind any Dream Artifact, and even his personal rationality was in danger.

We suspect that what has sustained him to this point is some kind of "miracle," but we don't know exactly what that "miracle" is.

"A miracle—"

He repeated "Spine-Eating Gu" in a somewhat inexplicable tone.

Tan Xing added, "In addition, we have also discovered that No. 1 Middle School has implemented a policy today, opening a special training class to better cultivate students."

According to intelligence, Bai Hui was in this special training class.

In addition, the only son of the Tian family was also among them.

As for the specific training methods, we cannot find out at the moment.

But Principal, I think we should prepare for the worst-case scenario: this move by No. 1 High School will significantly improve the level of the next few graduating classes, and when Bai Hui's class takes the college entrance examination, he will most likely perform even better!

If this continues, our schools will gradually lose students, and at that time—

Some schools have already contacted our school, proposing cooperation to jointly suppress No. 1 Middle School.

"Your Excellency, what is your opinion?"

"Stealing our students?"

"Spine Eater" laughed out loud: "That old bastard Li Guanjia, it seems he wants to live a second life!" Ah—so it seems his impending dream transformation is just a ruse, how audacious!

"Surpassing all the students in Yuncheng, is this going to be an even bigger step? Hahahaha, interesting—"

Once a martial artist reaches the Fusion God Realm, they can absorb and refine the thoughts and desires of others for their own use.

However, this absorption and refining process is not without its limitations.

If one absorbs knowledge indiscriminately without any regard for consequences, the martial artist's own martial will will also be corrupted, albeit to varying degrees.

Under this premise, the number of people, martial arts level, and mental state controlled within the "Martial Domain" become a relatively intuitive standard for measuring the strength of a Fusion God Realm cultivator.

If No. 1 Middle School is indeed planning its enrollment for the next academic year, or even the next few years, as Tan Xing is saying at this moment.

As time goes by, the remaining nine schools will gradually face a shortage of qualified personnel.

If there is no god to merge with in the Realm of Divine Fusion, then what kind of Realm of Divine Fusion is it?

Originally, the nine schools had all tacitly shown some goodwill towards No. 1 Middle School because the principal of No. 1 Middle School, Li Guanjia, was about to be transformed into a dream vessel.

After all, Li Guanjia was on the verge of death, so this was the last thing you should provoke.

However, in the last Ten Schools League, Bai Hui mastered the formation of ten schools and even fought against dozens of second-year students from various schools while only being a first-year high school student, without being at a disadvantage. This made the Nine Schools take him seriously!

So they began investigating Bai Hui and eventually concluded that Li Guanjia was trying to live a second life.

If Li Guanjia really intends to do this, it would be tantamount to digging up the roots of the other nine schools in Yuncheng!

Even though the "ordinary pseudo-humans" spawned by "ghost stories and philosophical zombies" don't need more than ten years of growth to become adults like children born normally, but only need three months of development to reach the entrance standards for junior high or even high school—but "enlightenment" is not a fixed thing!

Some ordinary "pseudo-people" are simply late bloomers. By the time they do, they've long passed the age for schooling or even martial arts training. They can only enter society, where they either become assimilated because they can't compete with other types of pseudo-people at work, or—

They can only spend their lives online, posting all sorts of nonsensical information in exchange for a meager income of 5 cents per post, barely enough to maintain their vital signs.

"Ordinary pseudo-humans without intelligence" are useless against those at the Divine Fusion Realm. Even in supernatural tales, such pseudo-humans wouldn't seek symbiosis, since they don't produce any intellectual power whatsoever.

Without new students, the martial arts realm of the principals at the Fusion God Realm will not necessarily drop like those of the lower-level Fusion God Realm, but their progress will inevitably slow down or even stop!

If this continues, the high school scene in Yuncheng will become dominated by No. 1 High School, and there may even be a situation where all nine schools close down, leaving only No. 1 High School!

And thus, No. 1 High School can compete with universities, either becoming a university or becoming the strongest high school. No matter which scenario, it is not what other schools want to see!

"Director Tan, have you investigated the students in the first year of high school at No. 1 High School who might be undergoing dehumanization?"

"The investigation has been completed. Here is the list; please review it, Principal."

"Um----"

"Spine-Eating Gu" took the list, glanced at it casually, pointed to one of the names, and said, "This one, Sun Shuo—he had a conflict with Bai Hui. As Bai Hui grew stronger, he gradually became increasingly fearful, his classroom performance and academic grades declined, and he began to show signs of becoming a pseudo-human—"

Director Tan, next, I need you to use the Lesser Formless Skill to replace this kid's identity and, to the best of your ability, join that so-called special training class to investigate thoroughly—”

Tan Xing solemnly replied, "I guarantee I will complete the mission, Headmaster!"

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