Reborn as a comedic artist

A few happy and a few sad!

Room 306, a sophomore girls' dormitory at Sichuan Conservatory of Music.

The air conditioning was on full blast, but it couldn't suppress the oppressive low pressure in the air, which felt like it was about to explode.

Lin Yiyi was wrapped in an air-conditioned blanket, like a silkworm hibernating early in this summer, with her messy hair sticking out and trembling with each sob.

"Click".

The sound of the door lock turning broke the silence.

Zhao Yufeng burst in, carrying a guitar case.

The moment the girl entered the room, the originally spacious four-person room suddenly seemed a bit cramped.

He was 1.76 meters tall with striking features.

Paired with a neat ponytail, her skin tone was slightly dark, but her figure, honed through years of training, was incredibly toned.

Especially that black tank top, stretched taut by the breathtaking curves of her chest, looked like it was about to fall off.

The jeans on her lower body were stretched taut by her two long legs, giving her an overall look full of wild power.

"Oh my god, it's so hot!..."

Zhao Yufeng casually slammed his guitar case on the ground, fanning himself with his collar as he shouted loudly at the bundle of blankets:

"Yiyi? It's not bedtime yet, why are you keeping the curtains drawn? Are you cultivating immortality?"

A muffled, nasal groan came from under the covers.

Zhao Yufeng was wiping his sweat with a towel when he paused, his handsome eyebrows instantly arching upwards.

He strode to the bedside and, without saying a word, yanked off the covers.

"What's wrong? Why are you crying? Did that bald coach yell at you again?"

"Damn it, I've been wanting to tear down that old light for ages! I'm going to go and rip down that driving school sign and burn it for firewood!"

Lin Yiyi was caught off guard and her secrets were exposed. She peeked out from under the covers.

Her eyes were so red they looked like a rabbit's, and her originally exquisite makeup was ruined by crying, making her look miserable.

She looked at Zhao Yufeng, her lips trembled, and all the pent-up grievances in her heart instantly burst forth:

"Yu Feng... I'm having such a bad day... Waaah..."

"Hey, don't cry! Talk to me! If crying could solve anything, what would we need the police for?"

Zhao Yufeng couldn't stand this. In no time, he plopped down on the edge of the bed, making the mattress sink a bit.

She reached out to wipe away Lin Yiyi's tears, her grip a little too strong, rubbing Lin Yiyi's face until it turned red, but her tone revealed an awkward tenderness:

"What happened? Who bullied you?"

Lin Yiyi sat up, sobbing, grabbed the SpongeBob SquarePants pillow next to her and punched it twice, as if she were treating the pillow as some hateful face.

"I failed my driving test today...!"

"Hey, it's no big deal. I crashed twice too. That old car's clutch is always stiff, it's not your fault..." Zhao Yufeng breathed a sigh of relief, thinking it was a big deal.

"That's not why!"

Lin Yiyi gritted her teeth, her eyes flashing with anger, her voice trembling:

"I was in a bad mood, so I went to Taikoo Li to clear my head, but... but I ran into a pervert!"

"abnormal?"

Zhao Yufeng's eyes sharpened, her female warrior DNA instantly activated, and she slapped the edge of the bed, causing the entire headboard to shake:

"He touched you inappropriately? Did you call the police? I always said those street photographers in Taikoo Li aren't any good people!"

"Not that kind of pervert..."

Lin Yiyi sniffed and recounted her experiences from that afternoon as if spilling beans.

From the other person's stunning good looks to their cheesy pick-up lines that could melt a girl's heart,

Using those few shocking "artistic photos" as a starting point, the author revealed the insane "fifty photos deleted".

"...You didn't see him! So handsome, and with such a sweet tongue..."

And then... and then he shoved the camera right up to my nostril and took a picture!

They even said it was to highlight the preciousness of breathing! In the end, they wanted fifty yuan before they'd delete it...!"

Lin Yiyi felt increasingly aggrieved as she spoke, feeling as if her girlish heart, yearning for love, had been thrown to the ground and stomped on.

.....................

Lin Yiyi took out her phone and found the "evidence" video of deleting photos. She had recorded the video in a fit of anger before leaving.

"Look! Look at the picture he took of me...!"

Lin Yiyi shoved her phone right in front of Zhao Yufeng's face.

on the screen,

A large face filled the entire frame; it was shot from an extremely bizarre low angle.

His two nostrils resembled two dark abysses, and his eyes were vacant, as if he had just undergone a frontal lobe removal surgery. Combined with the grand and upscale architectural backdrop of Taikoo Li, it created an absurdly comical effect.

Zhao Yufeng stared at the screen, stunned for three seconds.

Immediately afterwards, a deafening burst of maniacal laughter erupted.

"Hahahahahahaha...!"

Zhao Yufeng laughed so hard she almost fell over, slapping her thighs without any regard for her image, her chest heaving violently, almost rolling off the bed.

"Holy crap... I can't laugh myself to death...!"

This is a talent! This is absolutely a talent!

Hahaha...! Is breathing so precious?

"That's incredibly rare... This composition, that angle, it's amazing!!"

Lin Yiyi: "..."

She looked at Zhao Yufeng, who was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes, incredulously, feeling as if their friendship had been completely overturned.

"Zhao! Yu! Feng!"

Lin Yiyi was so angry that she grabbed a pillow and threw it at him:

"Are you even my sister?! I'm in such a miserable state and you're still laughing! Don't you have any compassion?!"

"I'm so sorry... haha... but I really couldn't help it..."

Zhao Yufeng caught the pillow with one hand, laughing until his stomach hurt, and wiped away the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes:

"This plot twist is outrageous! Even novels wouldn't dare write something like this. This guy is a role model for us all!"

He has a face that looks like he'd swindle money and sex, but he only cheated you out of fifty dollars? That's practically a saint! Seriously, I'd give him an award!

"You still praised him!" Lin Yiyi was so angry she wanted to bite someone, her cheeks puffed out like a pufferfish.

"I'm not praising him, I just think...this person is really interesting."

Zhao Yufeng shoved the pillow back into Lin Yiyi's arms, a glint of excitement flashing in his eyes:

"This kind of legendary figure is simply outrageous, ridiculously outrageous."

In Taikoo Li, a place rife with the stench of money and fake street photography...

"Such a refreshingly unique mudslide! I, Lady Zhao, can't wait to witness it firsthand!..."

Looking at this heartless, fake friend, Lin Yiyi completely became withdrawn.

He hugged his knees, buried his head in his arms, and exuded a palpable resentment.

..................

Just then, another roommate, who had been sitting silently at the corner desk, turned around.

Gu Xiao.

She had neat, short hair that reached her ears, exquisite and aloof features, and was wearing a silver-gray silk nightgown. In her hand, she was carefully wiping her beloved violin with a piece of deerskin cloth.

"Yu Feng, stop laughing."

Gu Xiao's voice was cold and clear. She put down her violin, stood up, and walked to Lin Yiyi's bedside.

Although she is only a little over 1.6 meters tall, her physique is vastly different from Zhao Yufeng's.

But that aloof aura was in no way weaker, and even subtly overshadowed it.

"Yiyi was bullied, that's a fact."

A barely perceptible glint of coldness flashed in Gu Xiao's eyes:

"Regardless of whether the other party is doing it for 'pranks,' taking advantage of a girl's trust, building their happiness on someone else's suffering, and then extorting money from her, crosses a line."

Besides, Yiyi's brain isn't very sharp to begin with; what if she gets even more angry and goes crazy?

Lin Yiyi was so moved by the first half of the sentence that she almost cried.

But upon hearing the second half of the sentence, she forced back her tears, looked up with a resentful expression, and said, "Xiaoxiao...you insulted me too...!"

Gu Xiao reached out and gently touched Lin Yiyi's head, her movements soft, yet her tone carried an undeniable air of authority:

"Don't worry, I'll get this back for you."

Zhao Yufeng finally stopped laughing, leaned closer, and looked on with an excited expression that seemed to thrive on chaos.

"Find? How do I find it?"

"Shall we charge in? Do you even know who he is? Taikoo Li is so big, a sea of ​​people..."

"That video is all over the internet now, it shouldn't be hard to find him, right?"

Gu Xiao took out her phone, swiped her long, slender index finger across the screen a few times, tapped the trending video, and pressed the pause button.

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