Naruto: Starting with the Celebrity of Japan

[Successfully used up the number of attempts! The 3rd simulation has begun.]

You followed White Zetsu to Madara Uchiha's hideout. The elderly Madara Uchiha used every means to entice you to obey him.

You pretend to agree and leave, but the shrewd Ban won't let you gain anything until you've done something for him.

You had no choice but to break ties with Madara; you killed the White Zetsu who came to communicate.

[After absorbing White Zetsu, you have a 7% chance of randomly receiving the worst reward: "Slightly increase chakra level"]

[You provided timely support to Kakashi's front, defeating Raiga Kurosuki. However, there was a 1.9% chance you were defeated again while absorbing Raiga.]

"Am I the unluckiest person ever?"

You start to doubt your luck.

Madara Uchiha launched a massive attack under the control of Kirigakure. With the help of Jiraiya, whom you encountered by chance, you used your wisdom and courage to resist the enemy and achieved an unprecedented victory.

[Over the course of several days, you devoured the corpses of Madara Uchiha and Tobirama Senju, yet you still only received the reward of chakra quantity.]

[Until he devoured Hashirama Senju...]

"Hooray! I won! I won!"

[You finally won a reward that doesn't increase chakra levels, but the reward description is "Permanently change your hairstyle and hair color, guaranteed to be black hair with two strands of bangs, 0.07% probability"...]

You participated in the entire storyline, completed all the tasks, and devoured all the rewards that were supposed to be devoured, but you gained nothing.

On this day, you cried tears of joy after sporting a Hashirama-style hairstyle.

A few days later, you, who had gone mad, were sent to Danzo's laboratory in Root.

"Even after being cured, he still drools."

Danzo reluctantly answered the Third Hokage's question, then proceeded to finely chop your brain into minced meat.

Before your brain was cut off, you swore to the heavens that if there were an afterlife, you would definitely wash your face before the system draws the reward!

[Ending achieved: Probability theory, kid!]

[Generate optional rewards]

[Blue Pill: Used when the Dazzling Japanese Celebrity System is triggered. It allows you to specify a particular option to increase the trigger probability to 100%. Can be used 2 times.]

[Review: A ticket to Europe that you can get without even washing your face]

"..."

Luanxiu now believes that this simulated flow system will not wish him well!

The three scenarios each lead to a different tragic ending.

Whether it was a display of evil, a display of harem prowess, or a display of bad luck, none of them could survive the system's bizarre design in the end...

"It's giving me a creepy feeling. Could it be that I'll actually trigger a certain ending later on?"

"I'm just daydreaming," Luanxiu said.

Of course, this is impossible, because for every simulated tragic ending, the final reward is something that prevents that ending from happening.

Moreover, the simulated scenario contains many key plot points; as long as you pay attention to avoiding them, no tragedy will occur.

This final, third simulation also provided a lot of information.

For example, Ranshu never expected that Jiraiya would have a role in this storyline!

"This is getting interesting. Three simulations, each mentioning three completely different possible scenarios. I wonder which of these things will actually happen in the future?"

Luan Xiu smiled slightly, showing great interest in how the story would unfold.

However, changes to the plot are something to be considered later.

The most important thing for Random Show right now is to choose the simulated rewards!

—Red Pill: After use, you will be immune to all ninjutsu that can control your body (such as Edo Tensei, Madara Uchiha's talisman, Mind Transfer Technique, Shadow Imitation Technique, etc.).

—Yellow Pill: Instantly learn the Flying Thunder God Technique, and at the same time generate a Flying Thunder God Technique seal on Kakashi that can instantly teleport him to his side.

—Blue Pill: Used when the Dazzling Japanese Celebrity System is triggered. It allows you to specify a particular option to increase the trigger probability to 100%. It can be used twice.

Which one should I choose?

"I'm sorry, even hesitating for a second would be disrespectful to the blue pill."

Luanxiu said confidently to himself, and then decisively chose the blue pill as the reward.

[Congratulations, the simulation flow derivation is complete. The selected rewards will now be distributed.]

[Obtain one blue pill]

All rewards have been distributed, simulation runs have been completed, and node events can no longer be triggered.

After a few broadcast messages, Luanxiu felt something appear out of thin air in his hand.

Ranxiu observed the white Zetsu for a moment to make sure it hadn't noticed him.

Then, Luanxiu glanced at his palm.

It was a capsule pill that was half blue and half transparent, with some small blue particles inside.

It looks exactly like those pills circulating on online forums that supposedly "can slap someone through the screen"...

"This is... the incredibly precious blue pill..."

Luanxiu glanced at it a few more times, then quickly put it away properly.

Needless to say, the blue pill is extremely effective!

It's a perfect complement to the Celebrity System, especially since Ranxiu now has two very suitable targets, and you can use blue pills to select the most powerful rewards...

Those are the corpses of the Hashirama and Tobirama brothers, still lying in the Heroes' Tomb in Konoha Cemetery!

Ranshu can still remember the rewards Hashirama and Tobirama received for devouring their prey.

From Sage Mode to Wood Release to Forbidden Techniques to Water Release, the variety is dazzling and full of top-tier abilities.

Now, thanks to the system's random effects, Luanxiu has finally found a perfect way to acquire these abilities!

And twice!

You have two chances to increase your selected option to 100%!

"Brilliant! It's just a pity that the two brothers have nearly ten reward options combined, and I can only get two of them..."

"Luanxiu sighed."

Of course, this is a bit greedy. To be honest, Luanxiu was really lucky to get this opportunity.

Soon, Luanxiu's thoughts returned to the present.

Regardless, he can only return to Konoha to devour Hashirama and Tobirama after his mission with the Land of Water is completed.

The simulated scenario also presents many dangerous points that players need to be aware of when engaging in reckless behavior.

So for now, he needs to get through this storyline safely first.

Sure enough, after Ranxiu finished his system deduction, the path that White Zetsu led was also nearing its end.

"This is it."

Bai Jue looked at a cave leading deep underground and said to Luan Xiu.

Then, Bai Jue led the way, taking Luan Xiu into the cave.

Immediately afterwards, Ran Shu began to experience the exact same scene that Obito had experienced before.

At the end of the cave, a stone door was wide open.

As soon as Luanxiu arrived here, he saw a scene that was beyond his expectations.

"So...that's how it is? This is completely different from all the predicted scenarios..."

Luanxiu pondered for a moment.

But he was not afraid; he continued walking in the same direction as before into the spacious room inside the stone gate.

In the center of the cave, there stood a tall and imposing middle-aged man.

Madara Uchiha!

He was clad in red armor, looking just like he did during his final battle with Hashirama in the Valley of the End...

It's exactly the same!

Madara Uchiha at his peak, just standing...

That's terrifying!