Against the Current Hong Kong 1979

Chapter 146 They all like to pretend to be 8 years old

Chapter 146 They all like to pretend to be eighteen (2nd update, please subscribe)

"However, let me make this clear first."

Jackie Chan pointed to the other three people and said, "This is a proper club. If you want to have in-depth conversations, it depends on whether the ladies are willing. You can't force them."

Then, he added softly, "If you're lucky, you might even run into Hollywood actresses; some of them work part-time here."

"Do you think we're complete novices?" Qin Xianglin curled his lip and said with a disdainful look, "In Hong Kong, the first time you went to a club, I was the one who took you."

Xu Guanwen said, somewhat puzzled, "What do you mean by 'bombing Hollywood'? I can wash my face, feet, and take a shower in my hotel room. I can even scrub my own back."

Jackie Chan blinked: "Just pick one, go inside and see for yourself. I guarantee you'll want to go again after you've had your first time."

"Nonsense!" Xu Guanwen dismissively lifted the black curtain of the foot-washing door, strode in, and came out after only a dozen seconds.

He stammered, "W-what's going on here? Isn't this inappropriate? Isn't it illegal?"

Jackie Chan said casually, "This is America, a capitalist paradise, where money can buy anything."

"What? What's inside?" Qin Xianglin asked, looking puzzled.

Xu Guanwen said, somewhat embarrassed but also with a hint of reminiscence, "As soon as I went in, a big, burly foreign woman who wasn't wearing pants came over and pinned me down on the sofa!"

"Huh?" Qin Xianglin didn't understand at first, but after a couple of seconds his eyes widened: "Huh!!!"

Without saying a word, he lifted the curtain and went inside: "I'll choose this place."

"Anzai, what about you?" Jackie Chan turned to look at Zhang Shuai'an. "You're not still a virgin, are you? You're just out having some fun, there's no need to feel guilty. Back when I was a stuntman, I was always on the go, and every time I got paid, I'd treat my brothers to a good time. Now that I have money, of course I want to have some classy fun."

"I'll go take a look here." After considering it for a moment, Zhang Shuai'an decided to wash his face. It wasn't that he was pretending to be a gentleman, but rather that he wanted to check the situation first.

"Okay, take your time having fun." Jackie Chan pulled Xu Guanwen along, "Let's go take a bath. I guarantee it will be an eye-opener for you. With me here, you won't be so shocked that you run out again, right?"

Xu Guanwen protested, "Hey, Ah Long, I love my wife very much, I can't do this."

Jackie Chan said, "I forced you to do this. You have absolutely no interest in it. It's just a shower, okay?"

Zhang Shuai'an lifted the curtain and went inside. He first smelled a faint and refreshing scent of milk, and then saw more than a dozen young women who were not wearing tops.

However, they wore all sorts of clothes on their lower bodies: jeans, yoga pants, leggings, mini skirts—you name it.

These young women were all top-notch, with curvaceous figures, fair skin, and beautiful faces. They walked with a swaying gait, which was a delight to behold.

However, the fact that they all wore masks over their eyes only served to make their presence more obvious.

Suddenly, Zhang Shuai'an remembered a movie called "Eyes Wide Shut" starring Tom Cruise, which seemed to have a similar scene.

However, he had completely forgotten the plot of the movie, only remembering the vast expanse of minefields.

As soon as Zhang Shuai'an walked in, more than a dozen pairs of eyes immediately turned to him.

"Young, handsome man from the East, what's your name?"

Soon, pretty girls came over to chat him up.

Zhang Shuai'an was immediately drawn to her fair and ample bosom, and jokingly made up a name for her: "Leonardo, you can call me Leo. What about you?"

"Monica." The other person grabbed Zhang Shuai'an's arm and led him to a private room. "You're very handsome, and you have a mysterious Eastern charm that's absolutely captivating. If you stay here, those bitches will be fighting over you. Come with me."

Just then, a few messages flashed through Zhang Shuai'an's mind: "[Name: Patricia Catello]"

(This photo is alright, the rest are just average. I'm using it as a background character, but it will introduce several other characters in the future.)

Stage name: Apollonian Catello

"[Date of Birth: September 2, 1959]"

"[Debut Date: 1979]"

"[Honor: Miss San Pedro, Captain of the Los Angeles Rams Cheerleading Team]"

"【Starlight Rating: 1.5 stars, decreasing by half a star at each subsequent star】"

"[Star Potential: Lower Second-Tier]"

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"This handshake only earned him 22 star points, which was a decent reward when he first arrived in Hong Kong."

Now, Zhang Shuai'an no longer thinks highly of her. If it weren't for Da Lei's amazing abilities, he might not have bothered with her at all.

Although it's called a private room, it's not much different from a KTV room. However, the room does have karaoke equipment, so you can also use it to sing.

Apollonian, who called herself Monica, smiled at Zhang Shuai'an: "Handsome, do you want to wash your face now, or do you have a girl you like?"

Zhang Shuai'an replied, "I've heard that Hollywood actresses occasionally appear here. Is that true?"

"Of course it's fake." Apollonius rolled his eyes, saying with a hint of self-deprecation, "If she were a real female celebrity, why would she be working part-time here? I do have second- or third-tier, even eighteenth-tier, actresses or extras. If you want, I can find you some. But you'll have to add me to your bill."

"No problem." Zhang Shuai'an nodded.

Apollonius nodded in satisfaction and asked with a smile, "So, what kind do you want?"

Zhang Shuai'an replied, "It's no smaller than yours, has a perfect shape, and preferably is younger than yours."

Apollonius suddenly straddled Zhang Shuai'an's lap and said with a smile, "You don't know my age. I just turned 18 this year."

Zhang Shuai'an was speechless. It seems that women from all eras and places like to pretend to be eighteen years old.

"Smack!"

'

Zhang Shuai'an raised his hand and patted her, "Either go find someone, or I'll choose someone else right now."

"Fuck you, you wait." Apollonius cursed and got up to leave.

Before long, Apollonius brought back two young girls.

"This is Cindy, she's eighteen."

Aroni pointed to the young girl with fair skin and wearing jeans and introduced her: "She's currently in college, works part-time as a model, and has had cameo roles in a few movies. I won't mention her name."

Zhang Shuai'an stepped forward and shook her hand, discovering her name was: "Monica Gabriel, born July 3, 1962 —"

"[Future representative works: 1992's 'The Haunted House', 1993's 'Baby Rumble 3']"

"【Starlight Rating: 1.5 stars, decreasing by half a star at each subsequent star】"

"[Star Potential: Iconic Hollywood B-Movie Actor]"

(The scene in front of the mirror in the 1992 film "The Haunted House" is absolutely brilliant.)

Apollonius then pointed to another young woman and introduced her: "This is—"

Zhang Shuai'an interrupted her directly, waving his hand: "This one is a direct pass."

""

The woman rolled her eyes, turned around, and left.

When Zhang Shuai'an plays Minesweeper, what he hates most is fake mines.

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