Huayu: The Unbelievable Matching Mechanism of Jay Chou's Love Songs

"This is outrageous!"

Yan Chengxu brushed his bangs aside, revealing a forehead with bulging veins. His face was filled with the word "anger," and he looked as if he was about to kick the car door and rush out to fight Feng Zheng.

"Hey, where are you going?"

Seeing this, the assistant quickly pulled her back, shouting, "Maybe he's just seeing her into the building; he won't follow her upstairs. If you rush out like this, Zhiling will know we're following her!"

The assistant thought to herself, "Lin Chih-ling is single. Even if she brings a man home, what's it to you? You're going too far... Who's bullying whom is still up for debate!"

"Let me go! Let me go!" Yan Chengxu struggled frantically.

The assistant pulled him along, saying, "Why don't we wait? Maybe he'll be out soon."

Yan Chengxu hesitated for a moment, considered it carefully, and finally gave up the urge to rush down immediately, and then...

Then the two of them waited in the car like two idiots.

Time passed second by second, one minute, two minutes... ten minutes...

More than ten minutes passed, and Feng Zheng showed no sign of coming out. The assistant was sweating profusely, and Yan Chengxu shouted angrily, "Get out of the way! I want to go up!"

With a vast green meadow overhead and a few alpacas dancing wildly, who could resist that?!

Anyone who tries to stop him will be fighting him to the death!

"Brother Xu... Brother Xu!"

The assistant quickly grabbed Yan Chengxu's waist and pointed in the direction of Lin Zhiling's apartment upstairs, shouting, "Look at Zhiling's apartment, the curtains are open! Who does something naughty without drawing the curtains!"

These words calmed Yan Chengxu down for a moment. He looked up in the direction of Lin Zhiling's house...

Lin Chih-ling's apartment isn't on a tall building, only six or seven stories high. So even from their location, anyone with normal vision can easily see whether the curtains are drawn.

When Yan Chengxu first looked over, he did see that the curtains in the room and on the balcony were not drawn, but before he could even breathe a sigh of relief...

Suddenly, Lin Zhiling limped out of the bedroom, and then...

"Whoosh!"

The curtains were drawn shut in an instant!

The assistant felt a chill run down his spine upon seeing this scene. He slapped himself on the forehead and made a "can't bear to look" expression.

He knew this was a lost cause.

When a lone man and woman enter a house, the first thing they do upon reaching the top of the stairs is to draw the curtains. It goes without saying what kind of mischief they were up and down inside.

"Oh my god!!!"

Inside the car, Yan Chengxu's dragon-like roar echoed far and wide.

Meanwhile, at Lin Chih-ling's home.

Running and sweating made her workout clothes stick to her body very uncomfortable, so even though her feet were uncomfortable, Lin Zhiling immediately took off her workout clothes and sports bra. While putting on a cool T-shirt to cover up a lot of exposed skin, she picked up her phone from the side and quickly edited a text message to Feng Zheng.

Lin Chih-ling: "Did you go back?"

A moment later, his phone vibrated, and Feng Zheng replied.

Feng Zheng: Not yet.

Lin Chih-ling smiled after reading it: "What? You're worried about me? You don't feel comfortable leaving?"

If you want to come up for tea, just say so. All this beating around the bush is really...

Perhaps because she is older than Feng Zheng, Lin Zhiling is more mature than girls her age like Feng Zheng and is not as sensitive to topics related to the sexes.

If you have a good impression of someone, you'll naturally be bolder.

"Buzzing".

Feng Zheng's phone vibrated, and he quickly replied.

Feng Zheng: "No, I saw a hamster in your building's hallway!"

Lin Chih-ling: "???"

Hakimi... what is that?

downstairs.

In the pitch-black stairwell.

"Meow~"

A blue-eyed, long-haired Ragdoll cat was sitting pitifully in the manhole, its eyes filled with wariness as it looked at Feng Zheng.

"Hakimi, North and South Green Beans~"

Feng Zheng was acting crazy, singing as he handed Hakimi a sausage. He had bought it while helping Lin Zhiling exchange money at a nearby store during breakfast, and he never expected it to come in handy.

The Ragdoll cat had clearly been hungry for several days. Even though it was afraid of Feng Zheng, it couldn't resist coming over and munching on the sausage when it smelled the aroma. While it was eating, Feng Zheng tentatively petted it and found that it seemed to be just wary and wouldn't scratch people.

Ragdolls are purebred cats. When they were bred in the 60s, it was a targeted breeding program. Although there are some stubborn ones, most of them are naturally affectionate. Feng Zheng used to own one, so he knows a bit about them.

After quickly finishing a sausage, Feng Zheng tentatively hugged it and found that although it was scared, it didn't bite or scratch anyone, so Feng Zheng picked it up casually.

"Whose house is this...?"

Feng Zheng held the Ragdoll cat in his arms and rubbed it a few times, thinking to himself, "This must be someone's cat that ran away from home."

Unlike later generations, pet cats of this breed were extremely expensive back then. Not to mention pedigree show cats and breeding cats, even ordinary pet cats would cost at least 20,000 to 30,000 New Taiwan Dollars, which is close to 10,000 RMB.

Nearly 10,000 in 2000, do you understand what that means?

This breed is so beautiful and of such high quality, and it has such a large, fluffy coat; it's definitely a stray that ran away from someone in the neighborhood.

So after thinking about it, Feng Zheng called Lin Zhiling and explained the situation...

Feng Zheng asked her to help him ask around the neighborhood if anyone had lost a cat, or to check if there were any lost cat notices in the community. If so, he would help return the cat to its owner.

"What do you mean? You're taking him away?" Lin Zhiling was very clever and immediately understood Feng Zheng's subtext.

"But it can't stay here..." Feng Zheng said, "Its owner won't be able to find it for a while. This kind of animal doesn't dare to run away and doesn't eat garbage. If it stays here for another two days, it will starve."

"...This is in our building after all, you should at least leave it here with me, right?" Lin Zhiling said.

"With your legs and feet, can you take care of it?" Feng Zheng asked.

"I..." Lin Chih-ling was speechless for a moment.

"It's not like I'm not going to return it, don't make it sound like I'm kidnapping a cat!" Feng Zheng rolled his eyes.

"You..." Lin Zhiling couldn't refute it, so she started to play the family card: "At least let me see what you look like."

These days, unlike later generations when you can take a picture with your phone and send it directly, you can't even send an MMS. Lin Chih-ling has difficulty walking and can't easily come downstairs to see me...

So Feng Zheng said, "Never mind, it's inconvenient for you to come down, and it's inconvenient for me to go up. Let's see if we have the chance again!"

Lin Chih-ling: "?"

Why do I have this feeling that this guy is deliberately getting revenge on me for not letting him come up?

Is this person really that petty and vengeful?!

"I'll feed you..."

She was about to say something when the phone went dead.

"what!"

Lin Chih-ling was so angry that she roared in anger.

And just like that, Old Devil Feng Zheng chuckled and took a hamster home, feeling quite pleased with himself!

When he left, Yan Chengxu's car had already left. Yan Chengxu probably never imagined that he and Feng Zheng would meet again on the set of "Meteor Garden" just two days later.

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