Relax, I'm not some troublemaker from a role-playing game.

Chapter 4: The Crow Takes an Airplane, But It Crashes

The wooden man felt very unlucky.

He was just listening absentmindedly to the instructors calling roll, while casually glancing at the team chat logs.

Then, perhaps because his gaze into the void seemed somewhat mocking, after maintaining that posture for about five minutes, the burly man in front of him began to stare at him.

Two minutes later, the burly man in the orange prison uniform with a scar on his face spoke:

"What are you looking at?"

"what?"

The wooden figure was taken aback: "No, brother, I didn't..."

The dice clattered, revealing it to be a concealed die.

The term "hidden dice roll" refers to a situation in tabletop role-playing games where the dice result is concealed. Only the host and those behind the scenes can see the result; it remains invisible to the players.

Therefore, this kind of darkness is often extremely dangerous because players don't know what unknown consequences it might bring, or whether it might lead to misjudgment of information.

A joke often circulates within the running game community: "The host performed a brilliant eight-dice run with hidden dice. Guess what it was?"

Of course, given the current situation, such speculation seems unnecessary.

Because the wooden figure immediately saw the result of the blind dice.

"Why are you looking at me like that when I'm asking you a question!"

The burly man seemed to erupt in fury in an instant, roaring. The Keeper's calm voice rang in his ears, describing the consequences of drawing the oblique dice:

Even if it wasn't your intention, you've enraged the prisoner before you. You see his muscles bulging, exuding a ferocious aura.

Now, pray for yourself.

Suddenly, the burly man roared and lunged straight at the wooden figure, swinging his left hand backward and upward with force.

Uppercut!

As the wooden figure hurriedly retreated, it heard the sound of dice rolling again:

[Prisoner brawl judgment = 61/80, successful]

[The wooden dodge judgment was 37/30, and the attempt failed.]

【木头人受到伤害1d4+1d3=2+3=5,剩余HP6/11】

Seeing this series of judgments, the wooden man's face turned green. His hasty dodge caused him to fall to the ground, taking a solid punch to the face.

I don't have any combat skills at all!

His health bar dropped by nearly half in an instant, and when he fell to the ground, he hit a whole bunch of people, turning the scene into a chaotic melee in an instant.

He hurriedly rolled over and hid in the crowd. The prisoner tried to grab him, but his punch was blocked by another person's body.

A chaotic battle is about to break out.

"What are you doing!"

The instructor who was calling out the names shouted angrily, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to join the battle. Bai Xi and the others, who were standing to the side, also looked over at the wooden figure's plea for help, and then they exchanged glances.

The three troublemakers surprisingly reached a consensus at this moment.

Miss Double Rabbit rushed towards the burly men fighting, preparing to save the wooden figure, while Jiang Lingyi turned around and ran towards the instructor.

Bai Xi took a deep breath and exerted force with his feet.

[Jump judgment = 27/60, success on Hard difficulty]

Nice! Good luck!

In an instant, Bai Xi leaped high into the air and kicked the instructor in the distance.

"Eat my crow flying an airplane!"

[For falls from heights, I'll add an extra 1d4 to the damage calculation.]

[Fighting judgment = 99/80, a major failure]

【puff】

As Bai Xi looked at the single word displayed on the screen, everything went black.

It's only been a short time since the group started! The dice game has ruined me!

[In mid-air, you suddenly feel a gust of wind blowing on you, you feel a chill in your lower body, and then your center of gravity shifts.]

[And so, you fall downwards irresistibly, your body brushing past the burly man, feeling as if your entire spine has been broken, suffering 1d4 damage.]

【1d4=2,HP14/16】

What the hell was that gust of wind?! Is this a typhoon? It blew my center of gravity completely off course!

【Young man, Kamikaze, never seen one before?】

What the hell is that?! And you, you lousy KP who's just there to deliver the sarcastic remarks, you really are a Chaotic Evil One!

The next moment, Bai Xi fell to the ground, grimacing, and at the same time, saw the instructor who turned around in astonishment.

"Well," Bai Xi paused for a moment, then raised her hands, "would you believe me if I said it was a misunderstanding?"

The instructor's expression instantly turned furious, but the next moment, Bai Xi heard the clattering of the dice.

It's not a secret game; someone else is actually rolling dice!

The next instant, an elbow shot out from outside Bai Xi's field of vision and struck the burly man on the neck.

Clearly, the effect was remarkable. The burly man's eyes rolled back, and he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Bai Xi hurriedly got up and looked up at Jiang Lingyi in front of him.

"Thanks. I almost forgot you're a War God Card."

As Bai Xi spoke, he crouched down and quickly searched the instructor's body. Soon, he found a blue access card.

Bai Xi stuffed the access card into his pocket. Jiang Lingyi glanced back at him and said:

"Access cards have GPS tracking capabilities; once lost, they can be located, so they can't be hidden."

"ha?"

Bai Xi was slightly taken aback, then seemed to realize something.

The access card has a special groove, which should be the key to identification. Therefore, the target should be to copy the access card.

Based on his impression of the game The Escapists 2...

Bai Xi thought for a moment, then casually reached out her small hand into the chaotic crowd.

"KP, request a double check for Luck and Divine Touch. I want to draw something like clay."

[Unbelievable! They just suffered a major defeat and still dare to keep going? So brave! And who taught you this kind of unreasonable, demanding materials you don't even have?]

"Void hand-crafting, you don't understand? Hurry up."

[Masterful touch judgment = 75/80, successful]

[Luck rating = 11/75, extremely difficult to succeed, and you actually managed to pull it off by hand]

[Well, your little hands weren't very clean, so you grabbed a handful of clay from the pockets of the people fighting.]

Just as KP said, Baek Hee quietly took out a handful of clay and smeared it on the access card without hesitation.

"I'll do it. I have the necessary skills."

Jiang Lingyi quickly took over, and soon the access card fell off. She looked up and said, "All done."

Wow, that's really impressive! So this is a one-to-one replica of The Escapists 2?

A mold of an access card appeared in Jiang Lingyi's hand. Bai Xi was stunned for a moment, then stuffed the original access card back into the instructor's pocket and carefully put away the mold.

"This brings us closer to our goal of escaping from prison."

Bai Xi hesitated for a moment, then looked back and found that the melee over there had already come to an end.

The prison guards arrived and quickly quelled the minor disturbance. Seeing them approach the unconscious instructor, Bai Xi and Jiang Lingyi tacitly averted their gaze.

He acted as if it were none of his business.

[Smith: Let's thank the wooden man for his sacrifice, we managed to get a mold of the access card]

[Wooden Man: ?]

The bruised and battered wooden figure left a question mark.

【River Flows On: Gratitude】

Two rabbits side by side: Gratitude

[Wooden Man: Holy crap, that's enough!]

The world where only the wooden figures are injured is complete.

[Jiang Shuiyi: What should we do next? Escape from prison?]

[Smith: Breaking out during the day is too conspicuous. Let's do some preparation first, gather the tools we need, and start tonight.]

[Smith: I remember, then it was free time, and they said there were special hidden compartments in the closets of other inmates' rooms, usually where things were stuffed, right?]

[Jiang Shuiyi: Yes, you want to?]

Bai Xi didn't answer, but just glanced at his unusually high levels of stealth, lockpicking, and skill.

He wants to turn on auto-pickup.

Prison thief Smith is on the move!

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