Courtyard House: Purchasing Agents' Comeback from the Great Famine
Chapter 112 Xu Damao becomes the laughing stock in the courtyard
Hearing what the doctor and Yi Zhonghai said, Sha Zhu's eyes turned bloodshot, his fists clenched, and he finally sighed dejectedly, "Then let's cut it."
The doctor took out a surgical consent form, had Sha Zhu sign it, and then went to prepare for the surgery.
......
The backyard, the Xu family's residence.
When Xu Damao learned that Sha Zhu had been beaten up and hospitalized by those people, he was in a great mood and dragged Li Sumei to bed to celebrate.
Whether it was from excitement or joy, she only lasted thirty seconds this time, which left Li Sumei feeling awkward and quite unhappy.
However, Li Sumei came from the countryside and had now married into the city, which was already considered a step up for her, so she didn't show any dissatisfaction towards Xu Damao.
"Cough cough."
"Sumei, I was so excited just now. Let's do it again. This time I promise you'll be satisfied."
Xu Damao coughed dryly, feeling a little embarrassed. He quickly opened the drawer, took out a small pill, and swallowed it, preparing to boost his virility.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Knock knock knock".
Who is it?
Xu Damao shouted angrily, "He just took the medicine and he's already preparing to show off his prowess? I wonder who's so clueless?"
"We are police officers, Comrade Xu Damao. We need to investigate something with you. Please open the door."
"Wait a moment."
Upon hearing that it was the police, Xu Damao reluctantly put on his clothes and urged Li Sumei to hurry up and put on her clothes as well. Anyway, he was sure that Shazhu had no evidence against the police, so he had nothing to be afraid of.
Upon opening the door, he saw that in addition to two police officers, everyone in the courtyard had come to his door to watch the commotion.
"Officer, what can I do for you?"
The young policeman asked, "Comrade Xu Damao, are you aware that He Yuzhu was attacked and hospitalized?"
Xu Damao looked at the police officer and laughed loudly, "Officer, Sha Zhu really got beaten up? That's great! Sha Zhu is always beating up this person or that person, now it's finally his turn!"
"Comrade Xu Damao, we now suspect that you are involved in the attack on He Yuzhu. Please come with us to the police station for questioning," the police officer said directly.
Xu Damao's face flushed red. After talking to the police for so long, he felt the effects of the drug taking hold, and he couldn't wait to have a big fight with Li Sumei.
Forcibly suppressing the anger within him, he said somewhat embarrassedly to the police:
"Officer, I'm willing to cooperate with the investigation, but... but could you give me half an hour? I... I'm feeling a little unwell right now."
Li Sumei came out and questioned the police officer, "Officers, you have no evidence, so what right do you have to arrest people?"
The older police officer said in a deep voice, "We are not arresting Comrade Xu Damao, but we suspect that he is involved in the attack on He Yuzhu. We are just taking him back to the police station for investigation. If it is found that he has nothing to do with this case, we will release him."
"Officer... I'm willing to go with you, but... could you please wait half an hour? I'm really... feeling unwell right now!"
Xu Damao's speech was now somewhat slurred; he hadn't expected the pills to be so potent.
If he doesn't vent his anger, he'll be taken to the police station and burned to death by this fire.
The two police officers clearly noticed that something was wrong with Xu Damao. The younger officer checked the time and nodded, saying, "Then I'll give you fifteen minutes. If you need to use the restroom urgently, go ahead."
"Thanks."
Xu Damao looked at the crowd in the courtyard and shouted, "Disperse! What are you looking at? What's so interesting?"
Xu Damao was now burning with lust, but with so many people in the courtyard outside his door, how could he possibly carry on? Should he let everyone in the courtyard eavesdrop?
"Xu Damao, we're not at your house. We're just watching from outside. What's it to you?"
"That's right, Xu Damao, we're in the backyard, we didn't go to your house, you have no right to kick us out."
Xu Damao's face flushed red. He glared at everyone in the courtyard, then pulled Li Sumei back into the house and slammed the door shut.
He couldn't take it anymore and didn't care about anything else. If he dragged it out any longer, he would turn into a beast. Let them laugh if they want to. Anyway, Li Sumei is his wife, and he's not breaking the law.
Soon, obscene screams filled the room.
The two police officers were speechless upon hearing that sound.
What kind of nonsense is this? We're taking you to the police station for questioning, and you want to finish things with your wife first?
This is the first time that a senior police officer has ever led a team to investigate a case and had the suspect do that kind of thing first. Not to mention him, this is probably the first time anyone in Beijing has ever seen something like this.
They had initially thought Xu Damao had a stomachache and was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but they never expected him to be doing something like this.
However, Xu Damao was having sex with his wife, and as police officers, it wasn't appropriate for them to go in and arrest him at that time. Helpless, they could only wait outside.
"Oh my god, Xu Damao is shameless! The police officers are still waiting, and he's off doing *that* with his wife? What kind of talk is that?"
"Yeah, that bastard Xu Damao, what kind of time is this to be thinking about doing that? I really don't know what's wrong with him!"
"Hehe, I think Xu Damao must have taken that kind of drug. He hasn't even done anything with his wife yet, and the police are already here," Yan Jiecheng said lewdly.
Upon hearing this, everyone suddenly realized what was going on.
Twenty minutes passed quickly, and the sounds in the room gradually subsided. Less than two minutes later, Xu Damao finished dressing and opened the door.
"Haha, Xu Damao, I didn't expect you to be so amazing. You actually lasted for twenty minutes this time. I remember you only lasted 45 seconds."
"Haha, Da Mao, you're awesome!" Yan Jiecheng gave Xu Da Mao a thumbs up.
"Xu Damao, where did you buy that medicine? Tell me about it sometime," Jia Dongxu said with a smile.
Hearing the teasing from the crowd, Xu Damao's face flushed red, and he roared:
"Go away, all of you, go to the side."
"Officer, let's go."
The young policeman suppressed a laugh and left with Xu Damao without handcuffing him.
"Sumei, don't worry, I'll be back soon."
Hearing Xu Damao's shouts from inside the room, Li Sumei's face turned bright red. She never expected to encounter such a thing. There were so many people in the courtyard outside the door, and Xu Damao actually did that to her. How could she dare to go out and see people in the future?
However, she also knew that Xu Damao had taken that kind of medicine, and if he didn't relieve his heat, something terrible would happen to him, so she had no choice but to do as she was told.
When everyone in the courtyard saw that Xu Damao had been taken away by the police, they realized there was no more drama to watch and all went home.
Xu Damao's incident quickly became a laughing stock in the hospital, even overshadowing the fact that Sha Zhu had been beaten and hospitalized.
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