Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 14 Real and Fake Pranks
"Awooo..." Wang Yuyu's mouth was stuffed with a towel, and she could only make muffled whimpers. Her amber eyes were full of protest.
Does he not want to wash?
He only has claws now, and no hands, so how can he be washed?
Rolling around in the snow a couple of times in the wild is enough to clean you up!
How clean do you think it can be washed?
Tang Li pulled the towel off, looked at the black ash and grease that had been rubbed off, and threw it behind her with a "thud" as it stuck to the wall.
"Look at yourself! This towel's practically a rag! Seriously, how long has it been since you had a proper shower? How did you get so dirty?!"
Wang Yuyu's ears suddenly drooped down, turning into airplane ears.
He knew he was dirty, but being publicly criticized like that made him lose face.
He took a half step forward, a low growl rumbling from his throat, his teeth slightly bared, as if warning Tang Li to stop.
"What? Can't I say that?"
Tang Li stood with one hand on her hip, while tapping Wang Yuyu's head repeatedly with the other, showing no fear whatsoever.
"The facts are right there! Look at that towel, it's filthy!"
"If you rolled around in the snow regularly, you wouldn't get this dirty."
"Don't you usually lick your fur?"
She has now figured out Wang Yuyu's true colors. He looks fierce, but he doesn't dare to really hurt anyone. He's just a paper tiger.
Wang Yuyu was so enraged by the rebuttal that her anger flared up instantly.
He suddenly opened his mouth and bit the hand that Tang Li was pointing at.
Of course, I didn't really use any force; I just wanted to scare this "tiger girl."
"Ouch!"
Tang Li reacted quickly, flicking her wrist to pull her hand back. She patted her chest and laughed so hard she almost fell over. "What? You got angry just because I said a few words to you?"
"You still want to bite me? Do you think you can even reach me?"
"If you're so tough, go ahead and bite! Don't pretend to be fierce if you don't have the guts!"
"Hahaha……"
"Damn it, just because I'm not showing my teeth doesn't mean I'm a pushover!"
Wang Yu cursed inwardly, "I was going easy on you just now, otherwise your hand would be gone!"
He stared at Tang Li's incessant laughter, then his gaze suddenly swept behind her.
There was a pile of junk he had just pulled down, a messy jumble of things scattered all over the ground.
A mischievous idea popped into my head instantly.
"Awoo!"
Wang Yuyu suddenly let out a deafening roar, his massive body arching sharply as he lunged towards Tang Li.
He deliberately retracted his claws, but his weight of over 400 kilograms, accompanied by the sound of wind, still made him extremely intimidating.
Tang Li's smile froze instantly.
She stared at the tiger's face so close to hers, at its slightly open, gaping maw and gleaming teeth. Her mind went blank, her body frozen in place, only able to let out a helpless and terrified scream: "Ah!"
Inside the command vehicle outside the canteen, Fan Zhengcheng was drinking water from his thermos when he glanced at the surveillance footage. He slammed the thermos onto the table, grabbed the walkie-talkie, and roared, "The tiger's out of control! Attack immediately! Save Xiao Tang!"
Wang Weiguo didn't even have time to put on his coat before he pushed open the car door and rushed into the cafeteria.
In the kitchen, Wang Yuyu pinned Tang Li to the ground with precision, but missed her vitals.
He braced himself on either side of Tang Li's body with his front paws, his massive body covering her completely, like a giant, furry tent.
Then, he buried his soft tiger fur-covered belly in Tang Li's clothes and rubbed it vigorously, spreading his scent all over the fabric, while excitedly letting out low growls.
Tang Li groaned as she was pressed down. First, she felt the tiger fur tickling her cheek, followed by the suffocating feeling brought on by the 400 kilograms of weight. Her ribs were almost hurting from the pressure.
Then, she suddenly came to her senses, and her face flushed red instantly, half from anger and half from embarrassment.
"Damn it! I actually got scared by a paper tiger!" she wailed inwardly. "If word gets out, how can I be the tiger king at the zoo? I'll lose all face!"
Unable to move under the weight, all she could do was yell at the top of her lungs, "You're dead meat! You're a secure job!"
"Don't let me get up, or you'll be sorry!"
"I'll skin you alive! I'll show you who's in charge!"
"..."
Wang Yu looked down at Tang Li, who was moaning and groaning under her belly. She couldn't hear what Tang Li was saying at all, but she felt that this "tiger woman" had finally behaved herself.
He grinned, revealing two prominent fangs: "You little punk, trying to mess with me? You're still too green!"
"Don't you even know the difference in our strength? Do you think you can beat me? Yet you dare to provoke me?"
But before the smile could settle on her face, a series of rapid footsteps came from both the front and back doors of the kitchen at the same time, like a barrage of drumbeats hitting her heart.
In the blink of an eye, five or six figures dressed in black combat uniforms came into Wang Yuyu's view. They were not holding the tranquilizer guns they had used before, but real, cold, black guns, with the muzzles pointed directly at him.
Wang Yuyu's tiger fur stood on end in an instant, and a sharp sense of crisis shot from his tailbone to the top of his head.
He sprang off Tang Li, straightening himself by pushing off the ground with his hind legs. Fear and rage surged in his chest. He opened his mouth wide and let out a tiger's roar that shook the heavens and the earth: "Roar!"
The sound waves struck outwards like an invisible hammer, causing glass jars on the kitchen shelves to shatter with a "crack," and glass windows on the wall to explode, with shards flying and landing on the snow.
The forest police officers who had just rushed to the entrance were instantly shocked by the shockwave, their eardrums throbbing with pain. Blood streamed down their ears as they screamed, dropped their guns, clutched their ears, and staggered to the ground, rolling around in agony.
Those outside the cafeteria were not spared either; the tiger's roar pierced through the walls like a blunt object hitting their heads, and everyone crouched down, covering their heads.
In the chaos, Wang Yuyu identified the direction of the back door and ran away as fast as she could.
As he passed the entrance, he rammed his shoulder into two police officers who were still recovering from the impact. His weight of over 400 kilograms sent them flying, crashing heavily into the snow.
He dashed through the crowd and ran wildly down the main road of the zoo, knocking trees and trash cans flying several meters away.
He even knocked over a sightseeing bus parked on the side of the road, making a loud "bang".
Tang Li lay on the ground, and because Wang Yuyu shielded her, she only suffered a slight ringing in her ears.
She looked up at Wang Yuyu's fleeing figure, the yellow figure that had once been mocking now filled with panic.
Her heart tightened, and without thinking, she scrambled to her feet and chased after Wang Yuyu, shouting, "Iron rice bowl! Wait!"
Wang Yuyu was too fast; Tang Li was left far behind after only a few steps.
Her heart clenched as she watched Wang Yuyu crash into the sightseeing bus: "We can't let him run around in the zoo! If he hurts someone, it'll be all over!"
She frantically pulled out her phone, her fingers trembling, and quickly dialed the number for the security room at the back gate.
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