The leisurely life of the Hyuga main family

"Now, quickly transform into that beautiful woman from before!" Jiraiya said smugly, completely unaware of just how perverted his words were!

Naruto was definitely terrified!

"You super perverted lecher, what do you want to do?!" Naruto looked at the smug Jiraiya in horror.

Terrified, she burst into tears: "Waaaaah, Brother Baiyue, you've killed me! You never said I had to sacrifice my looks to learn a technique!"

The thought of what Bai Yue had said that tainted his innocence made Naruto tremble with fear. Could it be... No, I'm still a child...

"..." Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, then angrily slapped Naruto on the head: "What nonsense are you thinking, you brat?!"

"Ouch! It hurts so much..." Naruto, in a panic, immediately began to struggle frantically.

"Hahaha..." Inside Naruto's sealed space, Kurama laughed like a pig. This was really funny!

"Jiraiya-sama is male, and his preference is for women!" Jiraiya roared furiously. "I just wanted to gather material, otherwise how would I write my novel?!"

"Medicine! Help! Someone needs it..." This was a bustling city, not a deserted area. Naruto's shouts naturally attracted a lot of attention.

Looking around, the crowd that had dispersed began to gather again, after all, this was a famous figure in Konoha.

Jiraiya was on pins and needles. Although he had long since abandoned all shame, he felt that if he didn't run away soon, he would really be doomed.

With a whoosh, Jiraiya immediately led Naruto away from the place of death.

"You brat, if you don't shut up, I'll tear your mouth apart." Seriously! This brat's personality is neither like Minato nor like Kushina... No, no, this kid is simply the perfect combination of Minato and Kushina.

She possesses both Kushina's carefree personality and Minato's keen intuition and meticulous observation skills.

"..." Naruto's scream came to an abrupt end.

"What a brat!" Jiraiya laughed and scolded.

"Perverted Sage, you're pretty strong, aren't you?" Naruto suddenly said.

"Of course, I am Jiraiya, the Toad Sage of Mount Myōboku!" He introduced himself again, but this time he looked much better than before, despite his disheveled appearance.

"Hey, you perverted sage, teach me some powerful ninjutsu!" Naruto said with his own cunning. "Brother Hakugetsu said his techniques aren't suitable for me, so I can't learn powerful ones..."

"..." After a moment of silence, Jiraiya declared with boundless pride, "Then I, the great Toad Sage, will impart two powerful techniques to you! But before that, you must address me as the Toad Sage!"

"No, you're a super lecherous sage!" Naruto refused without hesitation.

"Then while you're cultivating, transform into that stunning beauty from before." The magnanimous Jiraiya instantly transformed into a lewd old man.

"You're a real pervert! I don't want to!"

"Then I won't teach you!"

"Alright then, but you're not allowed to lay a hand on me!"

"Of course, I'm just speeding up the material production, I'm not actually being a pervert!"

I'd be a fool to believe you!

"You lecherous sage, what powerful technique are you planning to teach me?"

"You'll learn to control chakra first, then I'll teach you summoning jutsu and the Rasengan..."

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At the time of twilight~

Bai Yue, who was leisurely walking home, suddenly stopped and tilted her head to look at a big tree on the side of the road.

An old man with white hair slowly walked out from behind the tree, staring straight at Bai Yue.

"Don't you even blink? Aren't your eyes dry?" Bai Yue teased directly.

"..." A single sentence instantly broke Jiraiya's composure, and the previously tense atmosphere dissipated.

"Naruto... how is he doing?" Jiraiya asked cautiously, a hint of fear and helplessness in his voice.

"Heh." Bai Yue sneered, "Pretty good, not much different from ordinary orphans."

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"Is this all you wanted to ask? It seems that Lord Jiraiya still cares about Naruto."

"Thank you for your hard work these past few days..." Jiraiya said, bowing his head in shame.

"Hard work? It's alright, I'm having a pretty leisurely time." Seeing that Jiraiya seemed to have misunderstood something, he asked, "I don't know what's so hard for me?"

"Thank you for taking care of Naruto!" Jiraiya was a little confused. Why was this kid talking so sarcastically? He was so polite when he was a child.

"I didn't take care of Naruto; it was always the Third Hokage who found someone to take care of him." After all, he really didn't want to raise a child, and whether he took care of him himself or found someone else to do so, it was a responsibility.

Yes! That's right! Bai Yue has always been a scumbag who doesn't want to take responsibility.

"Huh? That bastard Danzo didn't have any designs on Naruto?" Jiraiya was taken aback, then asked in astonishment.

"There was a bit, but I took care of it beforehand." Bai Yue couldn't help but laugh when she said this.

Unlike the original story, Naruto, who didn't go berserk at age three, wouldn't reveal his identity as the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki for no reason, thus allowing ignorant people to spread rumors that he was the reincarnation of a demon fox.

So Danzo made his move, sending people to spread rumors, but Baiyue caught those few henchmen and altered their memories, making them spread Danzo's rumors... no, not rumors, but records of this old man's actions.

He found it funny to recall how furious Guo Yin had been back then.

Later, it was Yamanaka Inoichi who suffered.

Unable to find his target, Danzo first suffered a critical hit from "I Shadow, You Regret" and then turned his attention directly to the Yamanaka clan.

After all, when it comes to mental ninjutsu, the Yamanaka clan is the best. Danzo, suspecting that the Yamanaka clan was acting on Hiruzen Sarutobi's orders to target him, naturally turned his revenge towards Yamanaka Inoichi.

"Thank you for giving Naruto a pretty good childhood."

"Why don't you go and thank the Third Hokage?" Bai Yue tilted her head, a half-smile on her face, and said, "After all, Naruto is living such a good life entirely thanks to him."

"..." Jiraiya fell silent, finding it difficult to comment on his mentor, Hiruzen Sarutobi.

In Jiraiya's eyes, the Third Hokage was a very good person. However, his many inexplicable actions left Jiraiya bewildered.

What impressed him most was the White Teeth incident, where that gentle yet resolute senior committed suicide in his home in solitude.

He simply couldn't understand how things had escalated to the point where Senior White Fang had committed suicide!

And Orochimaru! They clearly sensed something was wrong, but they just let Orochimaru go down the wrong path?!

He simply couldn't understand it!

Therefore, he really didn't know how to respond to Bai Yue's teasing, or rather, her sarcastic and mocking tone.

"Alright, if there's nothing else, I'll be leaving now. Aunt Hanako is waiting to go back for dinner!" With that, Baiyue left without paying any attention to the silent Jiraiya.